London Lite Friday, 24 July 2009 27 LISTINGS LISTINGSGIGSCLUBS NOMEANSNO, TODD The Vancouver cyber-punks. Dingwalls Camden Lock, Chalk Farm Rd, NW1 (020 7428 0010). Tube: Camden Town. Sun 7.30pm, 10.50 GARY NUMAN Pioneering electronic performer O2 Shepherds Bush Empire Shepherds Bush Green, W12 (0905 020 3999). Tube: Shepherds Bush. Sat 7pm, 25 THE PADDINGTONS The Hull four-piece play indie-pop. Dirty South Lee High Rd, SE13 (020 8852 1267). Fri 7pm, 8, NUS 6 PANIC BOMBER Dance-based electronica and pop. Shunt Stainer St, SE1 (020 7378 7776). Tube/Rail: London Bridge. Fri & Sat 8pm, 10 PUSHBOXER The band play indie-rock. Monto Water Rats Theatre Grays Inn Rd, WC1 (020 7837 4412). Tube/ Rail: Kings Cross. Fri 7pm, 6 RAGE DC Punk-rock from the four-piece. 12 Bar Club Denmark Place, WC2 (020 7240 2622). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. Fri 7.30pm, 6 REMEMBER REMEMBER Experimental rock. Cafe Oto Ashwin St, E8 (020 7923 1231). BRl: Dalston Kingsland. Sun 8pm, 5 RUINOUS DECAY Bournemouth-based metal outfit. The Gaff Holloway Rd, N7 (020 7609 3063). Tube: Holloway Rd. Fri 7pm SCANDY Electronica. The Purple Turtle Crowndale Rd, NW1 (020 7383 4976). Tube: Mornington Crescent. Sun 7pm, 12 SIX SECOND SILENCE Heavy rock from London four-piece. The Purple Turtle Crowndale Rd, NW1 (020 7383 4976). Tube: Mornington Crescent. Sat 7.30pm, phone for prices SKY LARKIN The Leeds trio play indie-rock. The Lexington Pentonville Rd, N1 (020 7837 5371). Tube: Angel/Kings Cross. Fri 8pm, adv 6 THE PILLBILLYS The resident band play rock. Belushis Bar Shepherds Bush Green, W12 (020 8735 2070). Tube: Shepherds Bush. Sun 5pm, phone for prices SQUIRTGUN The US quartet play punk-pop. The Underworld Camden High St, NW1 (020 7482 1932). Tube: Camden Town. Sun 7pm, adv 8.50 THE STEALS Prog-tinged psychedelic folk outfit. The Spice Of Life Moor St, W1 (020 7739 3025). Tube: Leicester Sq. Sat 7.30pm, 5 THE STORYS Acoustic country-rock. The Luminaire Kilburn High Rd, NW6 (020 7372 7123). Tube: Kilburn. Sat 7.45pm, 15, adv 12 TESTAMENT Metal outfit from San Francisco. O2 Shepherds Bush Empire Shepherds Bush Green, W12 (0905 020 3999). Tube: Shepherds Bush. Fri 7pm, 16 THE 1-2-3-4 SHOREDITCH MUSIC FESTIVAL One-day indie and electronica festival featuring Tim Burgess, Lovefoxx, S.C.U.M, Autokratz, Ox Eagle Lion Man, Patrick Wolf and many more. Shoreditch Park New North Rd, N1 (020 7324 5098). Sun noon, 15 THE GRIT Punk, psychobilly and ska. The Underworld Camden High St, NW1 (020 7482 1932). Tube: Camden Town. Fri 7pm, adv 8.50 THE NEW 1920 Indie-rock from Cardiff. O2 Academy Islington N1 Centre, Parkfield St, N1 (0844 477 2000). Tube: Angel. Fri 6.30pm, 5 MAKING THE MODERN SCENE 2 A punk-rock benefit gig with Steve Diggle, Glen Matlock, Mick Jones, Gary Crowley and more. 100 Club Oxford St, W1 (020 7636 0933). Tube: Oxford Circus. Sun 5pm, 20, adv 15 THE WHYBIRDS Rock from the Bedford quartet. Monto Water Rats Theatre Grays Inn Rd, WC1 (020 7837 4412). Tube/ Rail: Kings Cross. Sat 7pm, 6 YACHT The duo from Portland, Oregon. Pure Groove West Smithfield, EC1 (020 7778 9278). Tube/Rail: Farringdon. Today 1.15pm, free YES SENSEI Pop punk outfit from Preston. The Gaff Holloway Rd, N7 (020 7609 3063). Tube: Holloway Rd. Sun 7pm, phone for prices YOUSSOU NDOUR The Senegalese singer of African rock and world music. IndigO2 Peninsula Sq, SE10 (0871 220 0260). Tube: North Greenwich, Rail: Westcombe Park Railway Station. Sat 9.30pm, 25-45 CLUBS Drum & Bass FABRIC AT FABRIC Hip hop, drum&bass, R&B and funk. Charterhouse St EC1 (020 7336 8898). Tube/Rail: Farringdon. Sat 11pm-8am, 16, NUS 12 before 4am, 8 before 5am, 5 MIXMAG PRESENTS BIG IN THE BASS Drumnbass, house, techno, electro. York Way N7 (020 7609 8364). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. Fri 10pm-late, 15, adv 12 House & Garage AUDIO SUSHI AT THE DOGSTAR Indie, electro, breaks, house and more. Coldharbour Lane SW9 (020 7733 7515). Tube/Rail: Brixton. Sat 7pm- 4am, 5, free before 10pm BINGO AT THIRST Fabrizia spins house. Greek St W1 (020 7437 1977). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. Fri 5pm-3am, 5, free before 10pm CANT STOP WONT STOP AT HERBAL House, electro and minimal. Kingsland Rd E2 (020 7613 4462). Tube/Rail: Old St. Sun 8pm-2am, 10 EARGAZM AT JAMM Funky house, electro and disco. Brixton Rd SW9 (020 7274 5537). Tube/Rail: Brixton. Fri 10pm-6am, 5 FUNKY414 LONDON LAUNCH AT CLUB 414 Funky, progressive and electro house. Coldharbour Lane SW9 (020 7924 9322). Tube/Rail: Brixton. Sat 10pm-10am, 12, 8 before midnight, ladies/mems free before midnight GLAM ROC AT THE MINISTRY OF SOUND Funky house, R&B and soulful house. Gaunt St SE1 (0870 060 2666). Tube/Rail: Elephant And Castle. Sun 9.30pm-3.30am, 15, 10 before 11pm HED KANDI AT PACHA, ROOM MAIN & GLOBAL House, with live percussion and sax. Terminus Place SW1 (0845 371 4489). tube/Rail: Victoria. Sat 10pm- 5am, adv 20 LIFES A BEACH AT EGG Tech and tribal house. York Way N7 (020 7609 8364). Rail: Kings Cross. Sat 10pm-late, 12 OUTPUT WORLD TOUR AT THE MINISTRY OF SOUND House, electro and electronica. Gaunt St SE1 (0870 060 2666). Tube/Rail: Elephant And Castle. Sat 10.30pm-6am, 20, 6 before 4am SA REUNION AT THE SCALA House, techno, dub and hip hop. Pentonville Rd N1 (020 7833 2022). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. Sat 10pm- 6am, adv 20 SECRETSUNDAZE AT VILLAGE UNDERGROUND House. Holywell Lane EC2 (020 7422 7505). Tube/Rail: Old St. Sun 2pm-10.30pm, 15, adv 12 Trance & Techno THE GALLERY AT THE MINISTRY OF SOUND Trance, electro, garage, dub, club classics, reggae and house. Gaunt St SE1 (0870 060 2666). Tube/Rail: Elephant And Castle. Fri 10.30pm-6am, 20, 6 before 3am REDLIGHT AT CLUB AQUARIUM Electro, techno, house and minimal. Old St EC1 (020 7251 6136). Tube/ Rail: Old St, Bus: 43, 55, 205, 243. Today 4.30am-11am, 12, w/flyer 8 RIOT! AT MATTER Trance, techno, electro, hard house. Peninsula Sq SE10 (020 7549 6686). Tube: North Greenwich. Fri 10pm-6am, NUS 8, adv 5 SPANGULATION AT CLUB 414 Trance and techno. Coldharbour Lane SW9 (020 7924 9322). Tube/Rail: Brixton. Fri 10pm- 6am, 10, guestlist 8 TECHNO SESSIONS AT JAMM Techno. Brixton Rd SW9 (020 7274 5537). Tube/Rail: Brixton. Sat 9pm-6am, 10 WETYOURSELF AT FABRIC, ROOM 1 Thomas Heckmann, Cormac, Jacob Husley and Peter Pixzel spin techno, electronica and funk. Charterhouse St EC1 (020 7336 8898). Tube/Rail: Farringdon. Sun 11pm-6am, 10, adv 8, NUS 5 Others MICHAEL COOK AT THE PLAYER The DJ spins dance and electro. Broadwick St W1 (020 7494 9125). Tube: Oxford Circus. Fri 8pm-2am, 5, free before 9pm THE ACID GALLERY SUMMER HAPPENING AT THE GEORGE TAVERN Psychedelic garage, rock and soua. Commercial Rd E1 (020 7790 7335). DLR: Shadwell. Fri 8pm-3am, 7 AFRI-KOKOA FESTIVAL AT RICH MIX Miles Cleret spins Afro funk. Bethnal Green Rd E1 (020 7613 7498). Tube: Aldgate East/Old St. Sat 8pm-9pm, 6 BANGERS & MASH AT PROUD Indie, breakbeat and mash-up. The Stables Market, Chalk Farm Rd NW1 (020 7482 3867). Tube: Camden Town. Fri 7.30pm-2.30am, 8, 5 before 9pm BEDROCK AT THE BORDERLINE Indie, pop and alternative. Orange Yard, Manette St W1 (0870 060 3777). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. Fri 11pm-4am, 7, w/flyer 5 BE AT PROUD Electro, indie and disco. The Stables Market, Chalk Farm Rd NW1 (020 7482 3867). Tube: Camden Town. Sat 7.30pm-2.30am, 10 BUBBLING OVER AT BAR RUMBA R&B, hip hop, ragga, garage, bashment, funky house and bassline. Shaftesbury Ave W1 (020 7287 2715). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Sun 9pm-3am, 5 CLUB DE FROMAGE AT O2 ACADEMY ISLINGTON Rock, pop, hip hop and dance. N1 Centre, Parkfield St N1 (0844 477 2000). Tube: Angel. Sat 10.30pm-late, 6 DEEP FUNK AT MADAME JO JOS Keb Darges weekly funk night. Brewer St W1 (020 7734 3040). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Fri 10pm-3am, 8, 6 before 11pm FABRICLIVE AT FABRIC Hip hop, drum&bass, R&B and funk. Charterhouse St EC1 (020 7336 8898). Tube/Rail: Farringdon. Fri 10pm-6am, 13 before 3am FEELING GLOOMY AT O2 ACADEMY ISLINGTON Melancholy pop and indie. N1 Centre, Parkfield St N1 (0844 477 2000). Tube: Angel. Sat 10.30pm-late, 8, 6 before midnight, NUS 5, adv 4 GUILTY PLEASURES AT KOKO Sean Rowleys kitsch night. Camden High St NW1 (0870 432 5527). Tube: Mornington Crescent. Sat 9.30pm-late, 16.50 LATIN FEVER AT SALSA! Latin tracks from resident DJ Jorge. Charing Cross Rd WC2 (020 7379 3277). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. Fri 7pm-2am, 10, 8 before 11pm MIND FLUID AT SOSHO Jazz, soul, latin, afro, funk, hip hop, house and drum&bass. Tabernacle St EC2 (020 7920 0701). Tube/Rail: Old St. Sat 9pm-4am, 5 MIRROR BALL AT THE BEDFORD Dance from 1960s to present day. Bedford Hill SW12 (07960 010209). Tube: Balham. Fri 11pm-2am, 6 HOME! AT ZOO BAR Chart, anthems, retro, house and R&B. Bear St WC2 (020 7839 4188). Tube: Leicester Sq. Sat noon-3.30am, 10, 8 before 10pm FULL PHAT AT ZEN SAI Hip hop, funk and electro. Inverness St NW1 (020 7424 9527). Sat 10pm-2am, free PUMP UP THE VOLUME AT THE UNDERWORLD Rock from the 1960s to the present. Camden High St NW1 (020 7482 1932). Tube: Camden Town. Fri 11pm- 3am, 6, NUS/w/flyer 4 ROLLER DISCO AT RENAISSANCE ROOMS Funk and disco for skaters. Arches, Miles St SW8 (0844 736 5375). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall. Sat 8pm- 2am, 12.50 SALSA THERAPY AT THE ELBOW ROOM Salsa tunes plus free dance class. Chapel Market N1 (020 7278 3244). Tube: Angel. Sun 7pm-1am, 5 SHAKE AT THE ELECTRIC BALLROOM Disco, pop and party anthems. Camden High St NW1 (020 7485 9006). Tube: Camden Town. Sat 10pm-3am, 10, NUS/Mems 8 SIN CITY AT THE ELECTRIC BALLROOM New & classic rock and metal. Camden High St NW1 (020 7485 9006). Tube: Camden Town. Fri 10.30pm-3am, 7, 5 before 11.30pm with flyer SLAM DUNK Pop-punk, emo, ska, metal, screamo and hardcore. Highbury Corner N5 (0870 060 3777). Fri 10.30pm, 5 SOUL BREW KARAOKE AT THE VIBE BAR Sing along to motown hits upstairs; soul, house, hip hop and disco downstairs. Brick Lane E1 (020 7247 3479). Tube: Aldgate East. Fri 8pm-1am, 4 STACKED AT THE ELBOW ROOM, ISLINGTON Hip hop, R&B, bashment and soul. Chapel Market N1 (020 7278 3244). Tube: Angel. Sat 9pm-3am, free SUNDAY AT CLUB AQUARIUM Residents spin minimal and electro. Old St EC1 (020 7251 6136). Tube/ Rail: Old St. Sun 4.30pm-11pm, 10 SUNSHINE DAZE AT HERBAL, ROOM 1& 2 Funky house and garage. Kingsland Rd E2 (020 7613 4462). Tube/Rail: Old St. Sat 9pm-3am, 10 before midnight SUNDAYS AT MAUMAU BAR DJ Si Fi plays rocknroll. Portobello Rd W11 (020 7229 8528). Tube: Notting Hill. Sun 3pm-7pm, free SWEET HARMONY AT BAR SOHO Chart and party anthems,. Old Compton St W1 (020 7439 0439). Tube: Leicester Sq. Sat 7pm-late THIS IS SOUL AT THE BUFFALO BAR Soul, Motown classics and a little funk and rocknroll. Upper St N1 (020 7359 6191). Tube/Rail: Highbury And Islington. Sat 9pm-4am, 5, free before 10pm TOKYO BUTTON PINCHERS AT THE EMBASSY BAR Disco, funk and groove. Essex Rd N1 (020 7226 7901). Tube: Angel. Sat phone for times, 5 TRAILERTRASH SUMMER BARN DANCE AT HEARN ST CAR PARK Electro, disco and techno. Hearn St EC2 (020 7497 3530). Tube/Rail: Old St. Sat 10pm-6am, 12 UNDULGENCE AT THE BLAGCLUB Residents spin funk, soul and reggae. Russell Gardens W14 (020 7243 0123). Tube: Kensington Olympia. Sun 8pm-2am, phone for prices UNDER 1 ROOF WITH LOVE ASYLUM AT THE WHITEHOUSE Electro, funky house, soulful house and electrogressive. Clapham Park Rd SW4 (020 7498 3388). Tube: Clapham Common. Fri 9pm-5am, 10 UNHOLY AT SCALA DJs play rock, metal and emo. Pentonville Rd N1 (020 7833 2022). Tube/Rail: Kings Cross. Fri 11pm- 6am, 8, w/flyer 5 WETYOURSELF AT CLUB AQUARIUM Electro and minimal tunes. Old St EC1 (0776 704 7420). Tube/Rail: Old St. Sun 10pm-4am, 10, w/flyer 5 WOM LONDON AT PACHA R&B, electro, soul and funk. Terminus Place SW1 (0845 371 4489). tube/Rail: Victoria. Fri 10pm- 5am, 15, adv 10 WOW AT THE HILL The residents supply chart classics. Muswell Hill N10 (020 8365 3651). Rail:AlexandraPalace.Fri9pm-11am,10 X-RAY SOUL CLUB AT THE STAR OF BETHNAL GREEN The residents supply Northern Soul. Bethnal Green Rd E2 (020 7729 0167). Tube: Bethnal Green. Fri YACHT ROCK AT PIGALLE The Have Yachts DJs spin 1970s and 1980s pop, rock and soul. Piccadilly W1 (020 7734 8142). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. Sat 11pm- 3am, 10, 8 before midnight, adv 6 YOUNG & LOST CLUB AND TRANSPARENT AT THE OLD BLUE LAST Big beat, hard house, drum&bass, dubstep and reggae. Great Eastern St EC2 (020 7739 5793). Tube/Rail: Old St. Fri 8pm- 1.30am, free Noah aNd The WhaleTuesday, hard Rock Cafe at 7pm win tickets WE HAVE two VIP tickets to give away for Noah And The Whales intimate gig at Sony Ericsson Presents Q the Music Club at Hard Rock Caf, right, a monthly night presenting some of the hottest music acts around. Winners will also get a Sony Ericsson W595 Blue handset -- so you can enjoy your music on the move. 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