SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Friday, 24 July 2009 25 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 5.55 The Happening. Horror. 35MM. News from the world of film. Jurassic Park III. Dr Alan Grant is lured to a dinosaur-infested island by parents searching for their missing son. Adventure sequel, with Sam Neill. 9.35 Journey To The Center Of The Earth. A scientist searching for his brother stumbles across a lost underground world. Adventure, with Brendan Fraser. 11.10 Waz. Thriller, starring Stellan Skarsgard and Melissa George. 6.30 Liar, Liar. With Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney, Justin Cooper, Jennifer Tilly and Cary Elwes. Made Of Honor. A man in love with his best friend tries to stop her marrying someone else. With Patrick Dempsey, Michelle Monaghan and Kevin McKidd. 9.45 The Heartbreak Kid. A 40-year-old bachelor proposes to his girlfriend of several weeks, but lives to regret it. With Ben Stiller, Michelle Monaghan and Malin Akerman. 11.45 Blades Of Glory 5.10 Michael Clayton 7.15 Pathfinder. A Viking boy raised by Native Americans defends the tribe from attack when the Norsemen return. With Karl Urban and Russell Means. Cleaner. A police crime-scene cleaner realises someone is using him to destroy evidence. Crime thriller, starring Samuel L Jackson and Ed Harris. 10.35 Saving Private Ryan. American soldiers scour the battlefields of France in search of a missing infantryman. Drama, with Tom Hanks. 6.30 Horton Hears A Who! Animated comedy, with the voices of Jim Carrey and Steve Carell. Shrek. A grumpy ogre is forced to rescue a princess on behalf of a power-mad ruler. Animated adventure, with the voices of Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy. 9.40 The Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas. Two young couples head for the Stone Age gambling capital. Comedy prequel, with Mark Addy and Stephen Baldwin. 11.20 Air Bud. Family adventure, starring Kevin Zegers. 6.00 Georgia Rule. With Jane Fonda, Lindsay Lohan and Felicity Huffman. Meet Joe Black. Death takes over the body of a doctor and embarks on a mission to claim the life of a powerful media tycoon, but ends up falling in love with his daughter instead -- leaving him facing an unenviable dilemma. With Brad Pitt, Anthony Hopkins and Claire Forlani. Whats Love Got To Do With It. With Angela Bassett and Laurence Fishburne. 5.30 Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Vacancy. A couple stranded in an isolated motel realise they have been set up to star in a snuff movie. With Kate Beckinsale and Luke Wilson. The Mummy. A soldier of fortune joins an expedition to an ancient Egyptian lost city. But the explorers accidentally cause the spirit of a vengeful priest with powers to rise from his tomb. With Brendan Fraser. 11.10 The Wicker Man. With Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn and Kate Beahan. 6.20 Son Of Rambow. Comedy, starring Bill Milner, Will Poulter and Jessica Hynes. St Trinians. Mischievous schoolgirls hatch a daring plan to save their boarding school from closure. Comedy, with Rupert Everett, Colin Firth and Gemma Arterton. 9.45 Meet The Spartans. A fearless king defends his country against invaders, but finds himself short of warriors. Comedy, with Sean Maguire. 11.15 Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay. Comedy. Mission To Mars. Rescuers set out to find survivors of a failed mission to Mars, but are not prepared for what they find. Sci-fi adventure, starring Gary Sinise, Tim Robbins and Don Cheadle. Transformers. A teenage boy is drawn into a war between rival factions of shape-changing giant robots. Sci-fi action adventure, starring Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Jon Voight, John Turturro and Tyrese Gibson. 11.25 Deception. Thriller, starring Hugh Jackman. 5.35 Assault On A Queen. Comedy, with Frank Sinatra. 7.35 Montana. An Australian farmer feels cheated by wealthy businessmen so sets out to dupe them. Drama, starring Errol Flynn. Soapdish. An egotistical soap star is enraged by a producers plans to bring her down a peg or two. Comedy, starring Sally Field, Kevin Kline, Whoopi Goldberg and Robert Downey Jnr. Scarecrow. Drama, starring Al Pacino, Gene Hackman, Dorothy Tristan and Ann Wedgeworth. Jungle 2 Jungle. A businessman ventures into the Amazon to ask his wife for a divorce, only to discover he has a son. Comedy, starring Tim Allen, Lolita Davidovich and Martin Short. The Beach. A traveller arriving in Bangkok hears rumours of a remote paradise island and sets out to find it. Drama, starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert Carlyle, Virginie Ledoyen and Tilda Swinton. 11.15 William Shakespeares Romeo And Juliet. Romantic drama. 6.10 Days Of Glory. Four soldiers endure racism and contempt while serving in the French army. Drama, with Jamel Debbouze. 8.20 Juno. A teenager gets pregnant after sleeping with her friend, and looks for the perfect parents to adopt her baby. Comedy, with Ellen Page and Michael Cera. Once. Two unlikely kindred spirits meet in Dublin and find musical inspiration in each other. Drama, with Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova. Be Kind Rewind. Comedy. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm kevin mccloud, 7pm, more4 david suchet, 8pm, itV3 Jerry springer, 9pm, itV2 elizabeth taylor, 10pm, Bio davina mccall, 11.05pm, e4 emily deschanel, 11.15pm, sky1 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espncLassic 5.00 Live Wembley Cup Football. Celtic v Al-Ahly (Kick-off 5.15pm). 7.45 Live Wembley Cup Football. Tottenham Hotspur v Barcelona (Kick-off 8.00pm). The second of tonights matches at Wembley Stadium pits the Premier League club against the La Liga champions. Harry Redknapps men finished last season in eighth place. Live Friday Fight Night. Jamie Moore v Jimmy Colas. The European Light Middleweight title bout at the George Carnall Leisure Centre. Live Darts. The World Matchplay. The two remaining quarter-finals take place this evening on day six at the Winter Gardens in Blackpool. Wayne Mardle recorded one of the best victories of his career by beating Raymond van Barneveld in an 18-16 epic at the last-eight stage in 2008, while Phil Taylor was as imperious as ever in his 16-6 win over Kevin McDine. Show Jumping. The Hickstead Royal International Horse Show. World Sport. Rounding up the latest events. Live Super League. Wigan Warriors v Leeds Rhinos (Kick-off 8.00pm). Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson present coverage of the top-flight encounter at the JJB Stadium. The Warriors lost 34-10 to the Rhinos at Headingley in March. WWE: Late Night -- Smackdown. Jim Ross and Todd Grisham commentate on the latest fights from the Smackdown stable, which includes such superstars as The Undertaker and Chris Jericho. 2.30 Live International Cricket. England Under-19s v Bangladesh Under-19s. The fifth and final one-dayer of the series comes from the County Ground at Hove. The Tigers were 13-run victors when the sides met at last years World Cup in Malaysia. Golf Night. Di Stewart and Robert Lee review the latest tournaments from around the world, with a special focus on the European and US Tours. Plus, interviews with players making the headlines. 6.30 Live Under-19s European Championship Football 7.30 Cycling: Tour De France Flash 7.45 Diving. The World Aquatic Championships. Highlights from the Foro Italico in Rome. Cycling: Tour De France. Action from stage 19, a 178km route from Bourgoin-Jallieu to Aubenas. MotoGP. The practice session for the MotoGP British Grand Prix from Donington Park, where the riders gathered ahead of the 10th round. Cycling: Tour De France. Action from stage 19. 6.35 Test Match Legends 7.15 Tottenham Hotspur V Arsenal: 2004/05 7.50 Golf: The Open. A look back at the 1988 staging of the event at Royal Lytham & St Annes. 8.55 Rugby World Cup 2007. England v France. The first semi-final, featuring the winners of the first two quarter-finals at the Stade de France in Paris. 10.35 Test Match Legends. The 2005 Ashes. 11.15 Bellies And Bullseyes: 1980 11.50 World Snooker Championship entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 Virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVing g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Selma dates Troy McClure. The Simpsons. Bart joins forces with Donny. The Simpsons. Lisa becomes an eco-radical. The Simpsons. Selma decides to start a family. The Bone Collector. A quadriplegic former cop is saved from the brink of suicide by a rookie female officer needing his expertise to form a psychological profile of a serial killer. Thriller, starring Denzel Washington. 11.15 Bones. A human jawbone is discovered. Emily Deschanel stars. The X Files. Skinner is knocked unconscious and a phone call reveals he has 24 hours to live. Star Trek: The Next Generation. Picard attempts to save humanity. Patrick Stewart stars. Star Trek: The Next Generation. Feature-length episode. Worf is forced to decide between family honour and loyalty to the Federation as civil war threatens to tear apart the Klingon empire. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Top Gear. The Porsche Panamera races against the Royal Mails delivery service. Doctor Who. The Doctor takes Rose into the far future. 8.45 Doctor Who Confidential Torchwood -- Children Of Earth. A secretary in London makes a startling discovery. EastEnders. Stacey agrees to visit the doctor. 10.35 Otto: Love, Lust And Las Vegas. A 21-year- old man with Downs syndrome looks for love. 11.35 Family Guy. Brian falls in love. World News Today BBC Proms 2009. Jun Markl conducts the Orchestre National de Lyon in a concert from the Royal Albert Hall on the theme of the musical links between the East and the West. Featuring Takemitsus Ceremonial: An Autumn Ode and Green, Debussys Estampes-Pagodes and La Mer. Madeleine Peyroux: Somethin Grand. The life and career of the singer. 11.20 Madeleine Peyroux: Live In Los Angeles All Star Family Fortunes. Suzanne Shaw competes. 7.45 Keith Lemon: The Hot Desk ITunes Festival 2009. With Kasabian, the Enemy, Noisettes, Calvin Harris and Bloc Party. Americas Got Talent. The fourth semi-final continues. Jerry Springer presents. Along Came Polly. A man has his well-oiled routine thrown into disarray by a spontaneous old friend. Comedy, with Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston. 11.50 Coronation Street 6.55 On The Buses. Vintage comedy. 7.25 On The Buses. Comedy, with Reg Varney. Agatha Christies Poirot. Wealthy industrialist Sir Reuben Astwell is murdered. David Suchet stars. Life. A body disappears from a shopping mall on the busiest day of the year. Damian Lewis stars. Sleuth. A wealthy author becomes locked in an elaborate battle of wits with his wifes lover. Mystery, by Anthony Shaffer, starring Laurence Olivier and Michael Caine. Tour De France 2009. Action from stage 19, a 178km route from Bourgoin-Jallieu to Aubenas. Take A Seat. New series. Dominic Gill cycles from Alaska to the tip of South America. Real Prison Breaks. A look at Ronnie Biggs escape from Wandsworth prison in 1965. Red Rock West. A drifter is mistaken for a hitman and offered a hefty sum to carry out a double assassination. Thriller, starring Nicolas Cage, Dennis Hopper and Lara Flynn Boyle. Hollyoaks. Loretta feels despondent. My Name Is Earl. Billie starts a list of her own. Friends. Joey nags the pals to play a game. Friends. Ross and Rachel get back together. Supernanny. Jo Frost comes to the aid of Wendy Agate, whose seven-year-old has taken over. Wife Swap. Beautician Tara Hollick switches with former England squash professional Sam Willis. 11.05 Big Brothers Big Mouth. Davina McCall talks to the latest evictee. Grand Designs. A couple build an underground home in Cumbria. Kevin McCloud presents. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart House Of Flying Daggers. Officers are sent to locate a rebel threatening the Tang dynasty, and happen across a beautiful blind dancer. Martial arts adventure, with Zhang Ziyi, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Andy Lau and Song Dandan. 11.20 Lee Mack Live. The comedians live show. Will And Grace. Part two. Wills father visits. Will And Grace. Grace falls for her nephew. Army Wives. Pamela has an encounter with a reporter. Drama, starring Catherine Bell. Criminal Minds. The agents believe a copycat killer is on the loose. John Billingsley guest stars. CSI: Miami. Drug manufacturing equipment is discovered in the apartment of a murder victim. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Four members of a suburban family are massacred. Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? Classic comedy. 7.40 Yes Minister. Jim makes a stand for equal opportunities. 8.20 Last Of The Summer Wine. The trio are given an old van. Muriels Wedding. A small town woman heads for the bright lights of Sydney to fulfil her dreams of the perfect wedding. Comedy, starring Toni Collette, Bill Hunter, Rachel Griffiths and Jeanie Drynan. 11.05 Jonathan Creek. The duo investigate a hermits death. Alan Davies stars. Dalziel & Pascoe. The suspected copycat murder of a retired detective leads Dalziel to uncover shameful deception among his own team. Guest starring John Duttine and Pippa Guard. Taggart. Jardine investigates the murder of a homosexual man, and initially concludes the victim was strangled in a domestic dispute -- until a second death makes him realise there is a serial killer at large, preying on the citys gay community. Drama, starring James MacPherson. The King Of Queens. Doug gets stranded. The King Of Queens. Doug gets into a fight. Frasier. A story is told from four perspectives. Frasier. The shrink relives his days in Cheers. South Park. The boys meet Britney Spears. South Park. The kids try out a new drug. South Park. Canada goes on strike. South Park. Cartman becomes a teacher. The Sarah Silverman Program Tommy Tiernan: Bovinity. Comedy. JAG. The SecNav tries to interfere in the appointment of a new member to the JAG team. NCIS. Gibbs is called when two children stumble on the body of a missing Marine in a frozen lake. NCIS. The team becomes involved with a city gang while investigating the death of a Marine. True Blood. After saving Sookie from the Rattrays, Bill uses his vampire blood to heal her. Anna Paquin stars. 11.10 Burn Notice. Michael helps a man accused of stealing art. 6.10 Baal: The Storm God. Fantasy thriller, starring Jeremy London and Lexa Doig. Medium. Allison becomes convinced she is a different person called Sandra. Heroes. Arthur orders Knox and Flint to hunt down his son Nathan and granddaughter Claire. Heroes. Part one. After reuniting Sylar and Elle, Arthur orders the pair to bring Claire to him. The Prophecy. Thriller, with Christopher Walken, Elias Koteas and Virginia Madsen. Mythbusters. Whether falling bullets can kill a person after being fired into the air. How Do They Do It? TV screens. How Its Made. Spark plugs. First On The Moon: The Untold Story. The historic 1969 lunar landing. Las Vegas SWAT. The work of the team as they gather enough evidence to make a conviction. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. Part one of two. Surviving in Panamanian mangroves. Spacemen Investigated. The scientists who are trying to make long-range space travel a reality. Death Of The Universe. Investigating widely held theories on how the universe will end. Air Crash Investigation. The 1985 China Airlines flight that came close to a near-disaster. Air Crash Investigation. A collision between two planes above Los Angeles in 1986. Americas Hardest Prisons. An insight into Americas challenging Youthful Offender System. How London Was Built. The evolution of shopping and utilities in the capital. The SS. How Hitlers troop of bodyguards grew into a feared organisation in its own right. The Lost Evidence. How the Americans Operation Cobra split German troops. The World At War. Events leading up to the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbour on December 7, 1941. 11.05 The Last Days Of World War Two. Thousands of Nazi troops surrender. All Creatures Great And Small. A farmer faces the loss of his savings as his livestock fall ill. How We Built Britain. David Dimbleby completes his journey through Britain, visiting the south coast. Auschwitz: The Nazis And The Final Solution. The most deadly phase of the Holocaust. House Detectives At Large. A look at the hidden history of Harewood House in Yorkshire. All Creatures Great And Small. A farmer faces the loss of his savings as his livestock fall ill. Bounty Girls. The girls pursue a fugitive wanted on charges of cocaine possession. Hayley Mills. Profile of John Mills daughter, who made her acting debut as an infant. Jane Seymour. Insight into the actor, who has shown commitment to both career and family. Elizabeth Taylor. The Oscar-winning star of Whos Afraid of Virginia Woolf? and Butterfield 8, whose film career has often been overshadowed by her tempestuous private life. Who Do You Think You Are? Sheila Hancock travels to Milan, where her father was born. Dog Borstal. Tackling the challenge of changing the lazy, fast-food-loving habits of a dog. Great British Journeys. Nicholas Crane explores the legacy of agriculturist William Cobbett. Who Do You Think You Are? With Bend It Like Beckham director Gurinder Chadha. Traffic Cops. The services feel the pressure on Guy Fawkes night. Jamie Theakston narrates. The Tiger -- A Wildlife Special. A tiger and her three cubs in Indias Kanha National Park. A Turtles Guide To The Pacific. The journey undertaken by a turtle across the Pacific Ocean. Tribal Wives. Single teacher Dionne Braham stays with the Maasai tribe in Tanzania. Hunting Chris Ryan. The former SAS man braves Botswanas Tsodilo Hills to rescue a pilot. Dan Cruickshanks Adventures In Architecture. Structures built in the face of adversity. factual 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm sPort 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html36.html37.html38.html39.html