SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Thursday, 23 July 2009 27 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.10 Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging. Comedy drama, starring Georgia Groome. Journey To The Center Of The Earth. A scientist searching for his brother stumbles across a lost underground world. Adventure, with Brendan Fraser. 9.35 The Happening. America is swept by a mysterious toxin in the air that causes people to kill themselves. Horror, starring Mark Wahlberg. 11.10 Waz. Thriller, with Stellan Skarsgard and Melissa George. 6.20 Are We Done Yet? With Ice Cube, Nia Long, John C McGinley and Aleisha Allen. Over Her Dead Body. A ghost sets out to sabotage her former fiancs burgeoning relationship with a psychic. With Eva Longoria Parker and Paul Rudd. 9.45 Runaway Bride. A journalist hopes to get his career back on track by writing an article about a woman famed for her deep-seated fear of commitment. With Julia Roberts. 11.45 Midnight Run 6.35 Spider-Man 3. The webslinging hero turns his face towards the dark side as he comes under the influence of a sinister alien parasite. With Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst. Chaos. A veteran cop and his inexperienced new partner are assigned to a bank heist. With Jason Statham, Ryan Phillippe, Wesley Snipes, Henry Czerny and Nicholas Lea. 10.50 The Condemned. Convicted murderers fight to the death on a live Internet feed. With Steve Austin. 6.30 The Simpsons Movie. Animated comedy, with the voice of Dan Castellaneta. Alvin And The Chipmunks. A struggling songwriter meets a trio of singing chipmunks and turns them into a pop sensation. Comedy, starring Jason Lee. 9.40 Casper. The daughter of a paranormal expert befriends the amiable ghost of a young boy. Family comedy, starring Christina Ricci, Malachi Pearson and Bill Pullman. Starman. Sci-fi fantasy, starring Jeff Bridges. 6.05 Away From Her. With Gordon Pinsent, Julie Christie, Olympia Dukakis and Alberta Watson. The Bucket List. Two terminally ill men enjoy the time they have left doing the things they have always wanted to do. With Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman. 9.40 Die Hard 4.0. Tough cop John McClane goes on the trail of a criminal mastermind plotting a technological terror attack. With Bruce Willis, Timothy Olyphant, Justin Long and Maggie Q. 11.50 The Siege 5.40 Star Trek III: The Search For Spock 7.35 Them. A teacher and her husband are trapped in their country home at the mercy of murderous intruders. With Olivia Bonamy. Enemy Mine. An earthling and an alien are marooned together on a planet where they are forced to set aside their mutual animosity to survive. With Dennis Quaid and Louis Gossett Jr. Universal Soldier: The Return. With Jean-Claude Van Damme and Michael Jai White. 6.25 License To Wed. Comedy, with Robin Williams, Mandy Moore and John Krasinski. Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix. The young wizard unites his fellow pupils to battle resurrected dark lord Voldemort. Fantasy adventure sequel, with Daniel Radcliffe, Gary Oldman and Michael Gambon. 10.20 Semi-Pro. A basketball coach recruits an ageing star player to turn his teams fortunes around. Comedy, starring Will Ferrell. 11.55 Big Daddy 6.40 Close Encounters Of The Third Kind: Collectors Edition. Steven Spielbergs epic sci-fi drama, starring Richard Dreyfuss as an electrician whose encounter with a UFO changes his life forever. Shooter. A former marine sniper fights to clear his name after inadvertently becoming embroiled in a government conspiracy. Action thriller, starring Mark Wahlberg, Michael Pena and Danny Glover. 11.10 Vantage Point. Thriller, with Dennis Quaid and Matthew Fox. 6.50 Rebel Without A Cause. A teenage social outcast rejects any form of authority in his search for identity, and eventually finds solace with two fellow misfits. Drama, starring James Dean. Private Benjamin. A scatterbrained society widow enlists in the US Army in the hope of forgetting her problems and finding a new direction in life. Comedy, starring Goldie Hawn and Armand Assante. 11.15 Point Blank. Thriller, with Lee Marvin and Angie Dickinson. 6.40 Ever After: A Cinderella Story. A girl ruled by her stepmothers iron fist is given a glimmer of hope by a handsome prince. Romantic drama, starring Drew Barrymore and Dougray Scott. Team America: World Police. A team of heroic do-gooders battle evil and cause absurd amounts of collateral damage. Comedy, with the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. 10.50 Taxi. A cabbie forms an alliance with a hapless cop on the trail of bank robbers. Comedy, with Queen Latifah. 6.00 The Apostle. Drama, directed by and starring Robert Duvall, with Farrah Fawcett and Miranda Richardson. 8.15 The Rocky Horror Picture Show. A newly engaged couple take refuge in the eerie castle of a sex-crazed transvestite mad scientist. Cult musical, starring Tim Curry. Im Not There. Biopic of Bob Dylan with six actors portraying different aspects of the folk singer. Starring Cate Blanchett, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger and Richard Gere. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm ice cube, 6.20pm, sky comedy duncan James, 7pm, itV2 Goldiehawn,9pm,tcm Bruce Willis, 9.40pm, sky drama toni collette, 11pm, G.o.L.d. roselyn sanchez, 11pm, more4 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espncLassic Live Darts. The World Matchplay. Three second-round matches bring the last-16 stage to a close this evening, as the six players take to the oche on day five at the Winter Gardens in Blackpool. The last player through to the quarter-finals in 2008 was defending champion James Wade, who was a comfortable 13-7 victor over Ronnie Baxter. Premier League World. The latest news. Show Jumping. Day two from Hickstead. Show Jumping. The Hickstead Royal International Horse Show. The second day at the Hickstead International Showground, where events included the Royal International Trophy. Golf Night. Di Stewart and Robert Lee review the latest tournaments from around the world, with a special focus on the European and US Tours. Plus, interviews with players making the headlines and a preview of forthcoming events. NFL: Total Access. The world of the NFL. 6.30 WWE Special. The story of Edge. Live Rugby League. Sheffield Eagles v Gateshead Thunder (Kick-off 7.30pm). Coverage of the Championship match at the Don Valley Stadium. The sides have met twice already this season. WWE: Late Night -- Raw. Action from the States with the over-the-top stars, featuring the likes of Shawn Michaels, Triple H and John Cena. Presented by Michael Cole and Jerry The King Lawler. Extreme Championship Wrestling Race World. The latest motor sport highlights, from off-road activities to Formula One. Modern Pentathlon. The European Championships. Highlights of the recent event. Ocean Adventures. The latest surfing events. The Dogs. The latest greyhound news. Live Poker. Coverage of the latest Sky Poker Five-00 tournament, which features 500 online players competing for a guaranteed prize pool of 5,000 on a weekly basis. Cycling: Tour De France Flash 7.15 Diving. The World Aquatic Championships. Action from the Foro Italico in Rome. Cycling. The Tour of Blackpool. Cycling: Tour De France. An individual time-trial of 40km around Lake Annecy. Inside WTCC. The latest news and highlights. MotoGP. Action from the MotoGP German Grand Prix, the ninth round of the season. Cycling: Tour De France. Highlights of stage 18. 6.40 Spirit Of Yachting 7.15 Middlesbrough V Aston Villa: 2002/03. Highlights. 7.50 Golf: The Open. A look back at the 1984 staging of the event. 8.55 Rugby World Cup 2007. Scotland v Italy. Rugby World Cup 2007. Argentina v Scotland. The Legends Speak. With Ian McGeechan. 10.35 Test Match Legends. The 2005 Ashes series. 11.15 Football: The Glory Years. A golden age of British football. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Homer declares bankruptcy. The Simpsons. Homers Las Vegas wife appears. Noels Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year Old? Game show, hosted by Noel Edmonds. Bones. The pulverised remains of a gifted scientist are discovered. Emily Deschanel stars. Lie To Me. The team investigates the case of a cop who seems to have shot a teenager. Bones. Brennan wakes up one morning with no recollection of what happened the day before. The X Files. Mulder investigates a man whose emotions are affecting the weather. Star Trek: The Next Generation. Part one of two. Picard drifts between time warps. Ibiza. Life in the popular travel destination, following the drama of the holiday season. Most Shocking. Clip show featuring footage of situations encountered by police on the beat. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Doctor Who. The Doctor battles his oldest enemy. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential Snog, Marry, Avoid? With Jenny Frost. Snog, Marry, Avoid? A goth is transformed. Boob Job -- My Big Decision. Two teenage girls learn more about breast enlargement surgery. EastEnders. Whitney gets caught in a feud. The Real Hustle On Holiday. Documentary. Family Guy. Lois visits her sister. 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 Boob Job -- My Big Decision World News Today BBC Proms 2009. Vassily Sinaisky conducts the BBC Philharmonic in Elgars Symphony No 2 in E flat to commemorate the 75th anniversary of the composers death. Also on the programme is Ernest Moerans Symphony in G minor. 10.05 Thoroughly Modern 10.35 Wallander. A double murder that Wallander is called to investigate has an emotional significance for him. All Star Family Fortunes. With Duncan James. 7.45 Jason Donovan: The Hot Desk ITunes Festival 2009. Performances by Oasis, Snow Patrol, Calvin Harris and Bloc Party. Americas Got Talent. The fourth semi-final gets under way. Jerry Springer presents. Entourage. Eric offers to take Sloan on a date. 10.35 Coronation Street. Emilys niece pays a visit. 11.05 The Silence Of The Lambs. Oscar- winning thriller, starring Jodie Foster. 6.55 On The Buses. Comedy. 7.25 On The Buses. Vintage Seventies comedy. Ladies Of Letters. Vera and Irene make a splash. Ladies Of Letters. Vera campaigns to free Irene. Robbie Coltrane: B-Road Britain. The actor and comedian sets out on an epic road trip. The Forsyte Saga. Soames contemplates divorce, pursuing Irene to demand his freedom so he can marry Annette Lamotte and produce an heir for his millions. 11.40 Numb3rs. Drama. Tour De France 2009. Highlights of stage 18, a time-trial of 40km around Lake Annecy. Drambuie Pursuit 2009. Kenny Logan and Lawrence Dallaglio compete. Worlds Most Incredible Hostage Rescues. Tales of heroic rescues from armed aggressors. 10.05 The Wicker Man. A police officer searches for a missing girl on a remote island, finding evidence of human sacrifice. Horror, starring Edward Woodward. 11.55 Cass Hollyoaks. The Roys comfort one another. 7.35 My Name Is Earl. Comedy. Friends. Joey proves a hit with his co-star. Friends. Ross finds a growth on his buttocks. Reaper. The Devil introduces Sam to his other son Morgan -- and orders them to pair up. The Big Bang Theory. Penny borrows money. Tim Minchin: Live. The comedian presents his hit touring show, exploring the important issues of sex, death, dancing bears and ginger body hair. Grand Designs. Kevin McCloud follows Ben Laws effort to build a handmade wooden house. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Embarrassing Bodies. Farmers are given advice on sexually transmitted infections. Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA. The chef tries to revive a pizzeria in Burbank, Los Angeles. Without A Trace. Elena frantically searches for her abducted daughter. Roselyn Sanchez stars. Will And Grace. Jack questions his parentage. Will And Grace. Part one. Wills dad visits. Criminal Minds. The team travels to Guantanamo Bay to interrogate the leader of a terrorist cell. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. The team discovers the identity of the miniatures killer. Private Practice. Addison learns that the decisions she makes can lead to repercussions. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Catherines ex-husband is charged with rape. Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? Comedy. 7.40 Yes Minister. Hacker appears before a committee. 8.20 Last Of The Summer Wine. The trio recreate a battle. Only Fools And Horses. The Trotters go on holiday. 9.40 Only Fools And Horses. Del goes salmon-poaching. 10.20 Only Fools And Horses. David Jason stars. Muriels Wedding. Comedy, starring Toni Collette, Bill Hunter and Rachel Griffiths. Judge John Deed. Jo Mills defends a drug addict who went on the run 16 years previously after being charged with attempted murder. Starring Martin Shaw, Jenny Seagrove and Robert Cavanah. Dalziel & Pascoe. The suspected copycat murder of a retired detective leads Dalziel to uncover deception among his own team. Guest starring John Duttine, Pippa Guard and Diana Quick. Taggart. Jardine investigates the death of a homosexual man. James MacPherson stars. The King Of Queens. Carrie is depressed. TheKingOfQueens. Deaconsnubshisfriends. Frasier. The shrink falls for a hot-shot lawyer. Frasier. Samantha gives Frasier the elbow. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. Two And A Half Men. Charlie has a vasectomy. Scrubs. Dr Kelso celebrates his birthday. Sex And The City. Samantha visits Brooklyn. 11.05 Sex And The City. Carrie dreads jury service. 11.40 Two And A Half Men JAG. Harm tries to clear a seaman who was wrongly convicted of murdering a prostitute. NCIS. The team is called to a high school on a Marine base. Mark Harmon stars. Family Guy. Brian gets a job at the New Yorker. American Dad! Stan forgets his anniversary. American Dad! Francine feels threatened. Family Guy. Stewies teddy bear is ruined. True Blood. Drama about Sookie Stackhouse, a barmaid and mind-reader. Anna Paquin stars. 6.00 Dungeons And Dragons 2: The Elemental Might. Adventure sequel. Bionic Woman. Beccas attempts to impress a boy land her in trouble with the police. My Own Worst Enemy. Edward continues searching for his parents murderer. Dollhouse. Echo tries to solve the murder of a woman after being imprinted by her memories. Knight Rider. Mike has to rescue a foreign ambassador who has been kidnapped. Mythbusters. Whether the use of mobile phones in flight can affect the instruments of the plane. How Do They Do It? A floating crane. How Its Made. Binoculars. Monster Moves. Documentary featuring a Canadian villa being moved to Vancouver Island. Deadliest Catch. The skippers battle to top off their quotas as the king crab season ends. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. How to find food and water in Mexicos Copper Canyon. Apollo 13. The story of the ill-fated mission to the moon, when the crew faced mortal danger. Britains Greatest Machines. Chris Barrie explores the technology of the Sixties. Breaking Up The Biggest. A team of engineers begins dismantling a nuclear submarine. Impossible Bridges. A look at the Lupu, Runyang and Sutong bridges in China. Americas Hardest Prisons. The rehabilitation of female offenders at Wayne County Jail. How London Was Built. A history of the citys theatres, music halls and pubs. Mega Movers. A team of experts relocates a funeral parlour and a Victorian house. Expedition: Africa. Explorers retrace Henry Morton Stanleys trip through Africa in 1871. The Cosmos: A Beginners Guide The Cosmos: A Beginners Guide The Yamato. How the Yamato, the pride of the Japanese navy, was sunk in 1945. All Creatures Great And Small. An unorthodox student accompanies James on his rounds. How We Built Britain. David Dimbleby heads to the North to learn about Queen Victorias Britain. Auschwitz: The Nazis And The Final Solution. How corruption became rife among the SS. House Detectives At Large. The history of Wigmore Abbey, Herefordshire. All Creatures Great And Small. An unorthodox student accompanies James on his rounds. Bounty Girls. One of the team lands herself in a dangerous situation. Terrence Drake stars Psychic Detectives. Documentary. Psychic Detectives. Unsolved crimes. Psychic Academy. Tony Stockwell helps members of the public unlock their clairvoyant powers. Psychic Investigators. With John Edward. Psychic Detectives. Baffling police cases. Psychic Academy. Reality series in which members of the public unlock their clairvoyant powers. Who Do You Think You Are? Actor Jane Horrocks explores the life of her great-grandmother. Dog Borstal. The team squares up to a chihuahua whose cute looks belie its fearsome ability. Great British Journeys. Nicholas Crane retraces a medieval journey made through Wales. Who Do You Think You Are? Sheila Hancock travels to Milan, where her father was born. Traffic Cops. Featuring a gang wanted in connection with a Portsmouth crime-wave. Wild Caribbean. The landscape of the tropical islands and the species that inhabit them. Natural World. The struggle for survival facing Antarcticas penguins as the climate changes. Tribal Wives. 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