10.30 No Place Like Home? (S). 11.25 ITV News Headlines (S). 11.30 60 Minute Makeover (R,S). A home transformation in Over, Cambridgeshire. 12.30 Loose Women (S). With James Caan of Dragons Den. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (S). 1.55 London News And Weather (S). 2.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (R,S). From Worthing, West Sussex. 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge (S). Zo Tyler judges the dishes. 3.59 London Weather (S). 4.00 Heartbeat (R,S). A farming couple go missing. 5.00 The Fuse (S). Game show, hosted by Austin Healey. 6.00 London Tonight (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News (S); Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale (S). Rodneys van crashes into the Home Farm shop, while Cain (Jeff Hordley) tries to work out how Faye feels. Continues at 8pm in the first of a double bill. 7.30 Countrywise (S). 18/36. Paul Heiney visits the north of Scotland and takes a trip on steam train the Jacobite, which follows a route voted the most beautiful rail journey in the world by a travel magazine. 9.00 The Bill (S,HD). Part one of two. A young suspect is run over and killed while running away from Ben and Callum. The grieving mother has an alibi for her son, and the discovery of another suspect casts doubt on the case. Concludes tomorrow. 11.35 Surface (R,S). 1/15. A string of close encounters with gigantic marine creatures mystifies the world, and a teenager finds a pile of odd-looking eggs in the sea. Sci-fi drama, starring Lake Bell. 12.30 Motorsport UK (S). 1.15 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime (R). Following the work of police officers. 2.10 Supernatural (R,S); ITV News Headlines. 2.55 Loose Women (R,S). With James Caan. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News (S). Jeff Hordley 7pm, Emmerdale 10.35 Serious Ocean (R,S). 11.05 The Flintstones (R,S). 11.30 Castle In The Country (R,S). 12.00 Open Gardens (R,S). 12.30 Working Lunch (S). 1.00 Film: Lost Horizon (S) (1937). Adventure, starring Ronald Colman. 3.00 Murder, She Wrote (R,S). Part two of two. Jessica investigates a tycoons death. 3.45 Flog It! (R,S). 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (S). Paul Hayes and Kate Bliss compete at a car- boot sale. 5.15 Escape To The Country (R,S). A couple looking for a home suitable for housing their pedigree dogs. 6.00 Eggheads (R,S). Quiz show, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Bargain Hunt Famous Finds (S). 5/10. Former Blue Peter presenters Janet Ellis and Valerie Singleton try their hand at bargain hunting at the Ardingly Antiques Fair in Sussex. Tim Wonnacott presents. 7.00 Nigella Express (R,S). 10/13. Nigella Lawson suggests ideas for meals that can be made days in advance, including a lamb, olive and caramelised onion tagine. 7.30 RHS Show Tatton Park 2009 (S). 1/2. Carol Klein, Toby Buckland and Joe Swift explore the horticultural show in Cheshire, catching up with familiar faces. Concludes tomorrow. 9.00 Mock The Week (S). 3/13. Dara OBriain hosts the quiz, with guests Greg Davies and Lucy Porter joining regulars Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons. 9.30 Never Mind The Buzzcocks (R,S). 1/11. Adele, Ralf Little and Tim Minchin join guest team captain Mark Ronson and regular Phill Jupitus for another round of the quiz. Hosted by Simon Amstell. 11.20 The Death Of Respect (S). 2/2. John Ware examines the problems affecting British society, investigating the damage caused by family break-ups, and asking whether a different approach should be taken to deal with the dysfunctional aspects of the nation. 12.20 BBC News (S). 4.05 Close. Janet Ellis 6.30pm, Bargain Hunt Famous Finds 11.00 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD). 12.00 News At Noon (S). 12.30 A Place By The Sea (R,S). 1.35 Film: The Fighting Seabees (S) (1944). Second World War drama, starring John Wayne. 3.25 Countdown (S). With Anton Du Beke in Dictionary Corner. 4.15 Deal Or No Deal: Seaside Specials (S). Summer-themed edition of the game show. 5.00 Wogans Perfect Recall (S). General knowledge and memory game show. 5.30 Celebrity Come Dine With Me Extra Portions (S,HD). Nightclub owner Peter Stringfellow hosts the final dinner party. 6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 13/22. Guest starring Simon Cowell. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Ash allows Ravis fight to go ahead, too cowardly to speak up in front of the organiser. Meanwhile, Anita is shocked to find Ricky is involved in drugs, and Loretta feels lonely. 7.00 News (S). 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: The Estate (S). 8/16. Residents of the Sighthill Estate in Glasgow talk about the areas characteristics. 9.00 The Worlds Oldest Mums (S). Amanda Blue meets four women who have decided to have children later in life -- despite their combined age exceeding 280. It is a contentious issue, with many claiming the unborn baby has the right to a parent who will live longer, while others believe society has progressed to a stage where equality should be celebrated. 11.15 TNT Show (S). 7/12. Topical entertainment show, with Jack Whitehall and Holly Walsh. 11.45 You Have Been Watching (R,S). 3/8. Charlie Brooker invites Reece Shearsmith, Frankie Boyle and Sarah Millican to take part in the comedy quiz examining the highs and lows of the weeks programmes. 12.30 Big Brother Live. More from the house. 4.00 Dispatches: Undercover Debt Collector (R,S). 4.55 Countdown (R,S). 5.40 The Hoobs (R,S). George Clarke 8pm, The Home Show 10.45 Trisha Goddard (R,S). 11.45 House Doctor (R,S). 12.15 House Doctor (R,S). 12.45 Five News (S). 12.55 Wordplay (S). 1.45 Neighbours (S). 2.15 Home And Away (S). 2.50 Wordplay Plus (S). Viewers take part in the daily quiz show. 2.55 Zoo Days (R,S). A life-or-death procedure takes place at the orang-utan house. 3.25 Film: Rear Window (S) (1998). Thriller, starring Christopher Reeve and Daryl Hannah. 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky (S). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S). Greg accuses Steph (Carla Bonner) of cheating on him. 6.00 Home And Away (R,S). Aden finds it difficult to accept Clints demands that he throw the game. 6.30 Rough Guide To Tropical Islands (R,S). 1/15. Julia Bradbury explores the Cayman Islands and Toby Amies investigates the tourist industry in Havana, Cuba. 7.00 Five News At 7 (S). 7.30 Hero Animals (R,S). Profiles of heroic creatures. The first edition features the story of Grizzly, a husky that protected its master when he was attacked by a black bear in Canada. While all of the other dogs fled, lead husky Grizzly kept the bear at bay for seven hours while its owner clung to a tree. Followed by Five News Update. 9.00 The Mentalist (S). 18/23. A car salesman arrives at the precinct carrying what he believes to be a sack of potatoes, but is actually the body of a dead woman. When it is revealed that the man is in a trance, Patrick is forced to work his way through a collection of mesmerised decoys to capture the master hypnotist manipulating people into committing violent crimes. 11.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent (R,S). 18/23. A retired couple who were in a witness protection programme are found dead at their home, leading to suspicions that the mobsters they helped send to jail had tracked them down. 12.00 Quiz Call. Interactive game show. 4.00 NFL Classic (R). Action from a memorable American football encounter. 4.45 Wildlife SOS (R,S). The work of an animal sanctuary. 5.10 Neighbours (R,S). 5.35 Home And Away (R,S). Carla Bonner 5.30pm, Neighbours BBC2 ITV1 Channel 4 Five London Lite Thursday, 23 July 2009 25 Team America: World Police Film4, 9pm (2004) THE GUYS behind South Park are responsible for this outrageous and unique action film. When their leader is killed during an operation in France, the agents of Team America have to recruit an actor to help them defeat international terrorists, led by North Koreas Kim Jong-Il. Contains foul language, adult themes... and graphic puppet sex. Ever After: A Cinderella Story Film4, 6.40pm (1998) DREW BARRYMORE and Dougray Scott, above, star in this comic take on the classic fairytale. Danielle is a young romantic who has to endure her cruel and oppressive stepmother. But things start to look more promising when she meets a dashing young prince. Anjelica Huston is superb as the Baroness, but its Barrymores vehicle. Rush Hour Five USA, 9pm (1998) JACKIE CHAN films are always gymnastic affairs, and have a fair amount of humour built in. But this time the powers that be decided to team the martial artist, above, with motormouth comedian Chris Tucker. The result is a film that is entertaining the first time around but slightly annoying on second or third viewing. Not enough Jackie magic and too much Tucker tragic. Taxi Film4, 10.50pm (2004) QUEEN LATIFAH, above, has been nominated for an Oscar -- but it wasnt for this film. She plays a straight-talking taxi driver who gives sage advice to a rookie cop on the trail of an all-Brazilian female gang of bank robbers, led by Gisele Bndchen. Its pretty dumb... and its not even an original idea. Its a predictably lame Hollywood remake of a vastly superior French film. TELEVISION Filmchoice FILM RATINGS excellent very good good average poor KEY (R)repeat (S)subtitles on text service STEPHEN MARR 8.00 Emmerdale (S). Mark dives to the rescue on seeing Ryan in danger. Cain and John work to free people in the shop as it threatens to collapse. 8.30 Coronation Street (S). Ashleys fears for Claires mental health increase after a call from the hospital, while Maria tells Helen her grandson will not be Catholic. 8.00 Rick Steins Far Eastern Odyssey (S). 2/6. The chef continues his exploration of the Far East, travelling down the Mekong River to Vietnam, where the local diet features an abundance of herbs, fish and soups. As well as following in the footsteps of his hero Graham Greene in Saigon, he is reunited with a former employee in Hanoi to try out the capital citys street food. 8.00 The Home Show (S). 10/12. George Clarke visits Barnet in Hertfordshire, to help resolve the DIY disasters that have left a familys home in need of a long- overdue renovation. Emotions run high as the Coopers hand over a large chunk of their savings, but they will need to dig deeper to realise the architects ambitious plans for the transformation. 8.00 Headshrinkers Of The Amazon -- Revealed (S). In 1961, Polish explorer Edmundo Bielawski shot footage of a headshrinking ritual, thought to have taken place near the border between Ecuador and Peru. In this programme, Piers Gibbon heads for the Amazon basin in an effort to identify the natives in the film. See Ben Felsenburg Followed by Five News At 9. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (S). 10.30 London News And Weather (S). 10.35 The Man Who Didnt Cry: Real Crime (S). The story of Neil Entwistle, who was convicted in 2008 of murdering his wife and nine-month-old daughter at their Massachusetts home on January 20, 2006. See Ben Felsenburg 10.00 Psychoville (S,HD). 6/7. Mr Jelly is entertaining a care home when a phone call lands him in danger. Robert uses Debbies amnesia to his own advantage, and a betrayed Mr Lomax replaces Michael with a new home help. Meanwhile, Maureen learns the truth about her killing spree. 10.30 Newsnight (S). With Gavin Esler. Followed by Weather. 10.00 Big Brother (S). Highlights from the housemates past 24 hours inside the Big Brother compound. 10.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit (R,S). 22/25. A rapist represents himself in court and is released on bail, despite his first victim picking him out during an identity parade. Benson and Stabler refuse to give up the chase, but the criminal strikes again, and this time the result is murder. Fred Savage guest stars alongside Christopher Meloni and Mariska Hargitay.