SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Wednesday, 22 July 2009 25 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.15 Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging. Comedy drama, starring Georgia Groome. The Happening. America is swept by a mysterious toxin in the air that causes people to kill themselves. Horror, with Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel. 9.35 Journey To The Center Of The Earth. A scientist searching for his brother stumbles across a lost underground world. Fantasy, starring Brendan Fraser. 11.15 Waz. Thriller, starring Stellan Skarsgard and Melissa George. 6.20 Mr Woodcock. With Billy Bob Thornton, Seann William Scott and Susan Sarandon. 27 Dresses. A woman acting as a bridesmaid at her sisters wedding is secretly in love with the groom. With Katherine Heigl, James Marsden, Malin Akerman and Edward Burns. Wedding Daze. A depressed man spontaneously proposes to a waitress -- and to his surprise, she says yes. With Jason Biggs and Isla Fisher. 11.35 Boomerang. With Eddie Murphy. 4.25 Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Worlds End 7.15 Next. A psychic magician must decide whether to use his talents to thwart a terrorist attack on Los Angeles. With Nicolas Cage. Double Jeopardy. A woman seeks revenge on her husband for faking his death and framing her for his murder. With Ashley Judd, Tommy Lee Jones and Bruce Greenwood. 10.50 Predator. A rescue team in the jungle encounters an alien hunter. With Arnold Schwarzenegger. 6.30 The Iron Giant. Animated adventure, with the voices of Vin Diesel and Eli Marienthal. Bee Movie. A bee decides to sue the human race for stealing honey from his species. Animated comedy, with the voices of Jerry Seinfeld and Rene Zellweger. 9.40 Problem Child II. A single father with an obnoxious adopted son ends up with another wayward youngster on his hands. Comedy sequel, starring John Ritter. 11.25 Mannequin. Fantasy, starring Andrew McCarthy. 5.45 Jindabyne. Four men on a fishing trip discover a dead body. With Gabriel Byrne. Charlie Wilsons War. A US congressman secretly becomes involved in providing military support to rebels in Afghanistan fighting an uprising against occupying Soviet forces. With Tom Hanks. Perfect Stranger. A hard-nosed reporter gets out of her depth while investigating a businessman she suspects of murder. Thriller, starring Halle Berry and Bruce Willis. 6.20 Southland Tales. An amnesiac action movie star gets mixed up in a conspiracy that could destroy the world. With Dwayne Johnson, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Seann William Scott. Jumper. A young man who discovers he can teleport is hunted down by a secret society. With Hayden Christensen, Jamie Bell and Samuel L Jackson. 10.40 The Frighteners. A fraudulent psychic investigator encounters a ghostly serial killer. With Michael J Fox. 6.05 The Game Plan. Family comedy, with Dwayne Johnson and Madison Pettis. Sex And The City. Fashion-mad journalist Carrie Bradshaw prepares for her wedding, which is becoming an increasingly lavish affair. Comedy, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon. The Krays. Biopic of the ruthless twins who ruled East Londons gangland with a rod of iron in the Sixties. With Gary and Martin Kemp. 5.20 The Jane Austen Book Club 7.20 Lions For Lambs. Political drama focusing on the effects of the Wests war on terror. Directed by and starring Robert Redford, with Tom Cruise. The Other Boleyn Girl. Ambitious Sir Thomas Boleyn hopes to advance his familys prosperity by having king Henry VIII take one of his two daughters as his mistress. Drama, with Natalie Portman. Die Hard 2. Action thriller sequel, with Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia and William Sadler. 4.55 The Jazz Singer 7.05 Crazy From The Heart. A prim school headmistress raises eyebrows by falling in love with a Latin-American caretaker. Romantic comedy, starring Christine Lahti. Losing Isaiah. A wealthy couple get drawn into a bitter custody battle with the natural mother of their adopted son, who decides she wants him back. Drama, starring Jessica Lange and Samuel L Jackson. 11.10 The Butchers Wife. Comedy, starring Demi Moore and Jeff Daniels. The Family Stone. A woman struggles to make a good impression on her future in-laws when they meet her during Christmas. Comedy drama, starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Dermot Mulroney. Broken Arrow. A veteran pilot plans to steal a top-secret bombers nuclear weapons and use them to hold the US government to ransom. Action thriller, with John Travolta, Christian Slater and Samantha Mathis. 11.10 Oldboy. Thriller, starring Choi Min- sik, Gang Hye-jung and Yu Ji-tae. 5.40 The Last Mogul: Life And Times Of Lew Wasserman 7.20 Almost Famous. A teenage rock journalist gets an assignment following a band on tour, to the horror of his over-protective mother. Seventies-set comedy drama, starring Patrick Fugit, Billy Crudup and Kate Hudson. Desperado. A mystery man turns up in a small town to take revenge on the man who made the mistake of crossing him. Action thriller, starring Antonio Banderas. 11.50 A Mighty Heart movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Julian clary, 7pm, Blighty rageh omaar, 9pm, BBc4 tia carrere, 9.05pm, itV4 damian Lewis, 10pm, itV3 emily procter, 10pm, Living matt Lucas, 11.30pm, BBc3 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espncLassic Live Darts. The World Matchplay. Further coverage of the fourth days play at the Winter Gardens in Blackpool, where one first-round game and two second-round matches are scheduled. Phil Taylor produced his best form of the tournament in beating Colin Osborne 13-5 at the start of the last 16 in 2008, averaging 109.7 in a resplendent display. FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. European Tour Weekly. The latest news. 4.30 Live Cricket. Lancashire Lightning v Surrey Brown Caps. Todays Pro40 Division Two match comes from Old Trafford, as the teams play their second fixture of the season. The Lightning were relegated last term, while Surrey have yet to return to the top flight after dropping down in 2004. Boots n All. Super League review. With Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson. NFL: Total Access. All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL. Water Polo. Highlights of an LEN event, featuring some of the finest sides in Europe. Boots n All. Super League review. With Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson. FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. European Tour Weekly. The latest news. Ten Pin Bowling. The 12th staging of the World Ten Pin Masters at the Barnsley Metrodome. DTM Highlights. The sixth round of Germanys popular form of motor racing from Zandvoort. Ladies European Tour Golf. The Open de Espaa Femenino. From San Jordi, Spain. DTM Highlights. The sixth round of Germanys popular form of motor racing from Zandvoort. Watersports World. Highlights of aquatic activities from across the planet. Water Polo. Highlights of an LEN event, featuring some of the finest sides in Europe. Ocean Adventures. Magazine show. Mountain Bike World. Recent competitions. 6.10 Show Jumping 7.10 Riders Club 7.15 US Tour Golf 8.15 Golf Club 8.20 Sailing 8.50 Yacht Club 8.55 Wednesday Selection Cycling: Tour De France. Stage 17 from Bourg- Saint-Maurice to Le Grand-Bornand. Womens Under-19 European Championship Football. Highlights of the semi-finals from the Darida Stadium and Tarpeda Stadium in Minsk. Cycling: Tour De France. Highlights. 6.35 Test Match Legends 7.15 Prem Classics 7.50 Golf. The story of Seve Ballesteros, one of the greatest and most natural talents to play the sport. 8.55 Rugby World Cup 2007. South Africa v Fiji. Action from the third quarter-final. ESPN Big Fights. The legendary George Foreman. 10.35 Test Match Legends. Action from the Fifth Test. 11.15 The Life Of Brian 11.50 From The Pampas To The Lane entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 Virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVing g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. With the voice of Parker Posey. The Simpsons. Dan Castellaneta stars. The Simpsons. Julie Kavner stars. The Simpsons. Bart is hailed a child genius. The Bone Collector. A quadriplegic former cop is saved from the brink of suicide by a rookie female officer needing his expertise to form a psychological profile of a serial killer. Thriller, starring Denzel Washington. 11.15 Wives. The lives of extraordinary wives and girlfriends. The X Files. Mulder pursues a man he believes is really a demon intent on fathering a child. Star Trek: The Next Generation. A group of renegade ships attack a Cardassian vessel. Criminal Minds. A number of homeless people go missing from the streets of Kansas City. The Unit. A member of the Unit attacks a fellow soldier. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Doctor Who. Part two of two. An interplanetary war looms. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential Meet The Parents. A male nurse tries to impress his girlfriends father -- a former CIA agent who does not suffer fools. Comedy, starring Ben Stiller. 9.40 Baby Beauty Queens. Three girls prepare to compete in a beauty pageant. 10.40 Family Guy 11.05 Family Guy Little Britain. Matt Lucas stars. World News Today Chelsea Pensioners: Once A Soldier Casualty 1907. The realities of life in an East End hospital more than a century ago. The Dead Sea Scrolls. Rageh Omaar investigates what the scrolls contain and reveals why their remarkable story is far from over. Getting On. Comedy. Last in the series. One Life. Portrait of Britains elderly motorists. 11.40 Imagine All Star Family Fortunes. Gemma Atkinson guests. 7.45 The Fratellis: The Hot Desk Gossip Girl. Gossip Girl sends out an e-mail in the middle of graduation. Last in the series. Gone In 60 Seconds. A veteran car thief is forced out of retirement to steal 50 top-of-the-range vehicles in exchange for his brothers life. Thriller, with Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie and Giovanni Ribisi. 11.20 Katy Brands Big Ass Show 11.50 The Silence Of The Lambs 6.55 On The Buses. Comedy. 7.25 On The Buses. Vintage Seventies comedy. Monarch Of The Glen. The wildlife centre prepares to open. Alastair Mackenzie stars. Numb3rs. A suspicious death at a racecourse prompts Don and the team to investigate. Life. A body disappears from a shopping mall on the busiest day of the year. With Damian Lewis. Death In Brunswick. Dark comedy, starring Sam Neill, Zoe Carides and John Clarke. Tour De France 2009. Stage 17 of the race, from Bourg-Saint-Maurice to Le Grand-Bornand. Matt Dawsons Tough Guy Race. The sportsman meets competitors taking part in the gruelling race. 9.05 Kull The Conqueror. A barbarian ascends to the throne of a prosperous state -- but an enchantress plots to usurp him. Fantasy adventure, with Kevin Sorbo and Tia Carrere. The Wicker Man. Horror, starring Edward Woodward and Christopher Lee. Hollyoaks. Ash allows Ravis fight to go ahead. 7.35 My Name Is Earl. Comedy. Friends. Monica dates a millionaire. Friends. Chandler dates Rachels boss. Big Trouble In Little China. A trucker tries to rescue a friends fiance from a sorcerer in Los Angeles Chinatown. Fantasy adventure, starring Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall and Dennis Dun. You Have Been Watching. Comedy quiz show. 11.50 A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila Grand Designs. Converting a disused waterworks in Chesterfield. More4 News The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Time Team. Tony Robinson and the crew visit Hooke Court in Dorset. Engineering Britains Superweapons. Examining the role of the V-bombers after the Second World War. 11.05 Dispatches: Undercover Debt Collector. Presented by Jane Moore. Will And Grace. Will tries to impress Matt. Will And Grace. With Eric McCormack. Private Practice. Cooper faces a professional dilemma that threatens his career. Eleventh Hour. A series of poisonings escalates into something more serious. CSI: Miami. Calleigh escapes unhurt when her car is run off the road into a canal. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A drug users naked body is discovered in the desert. Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? Seventies comedy. 7.40 Yes Minister. Jim makes a rash promise. With Sue Lawley. 8.20 Last Of The Summer Wine. Brian Wilde stars. Fawlty Towers. A deaf woman exasperates Basil. With John Cleese. 9.45 Little Britain USA 10.20 Blackadder II. Comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson. Only Fools And Horses. The Trotters go on holiday. Comedy, starring David Jason. New Tricks. Brian becomes embroiled in a battle of wits when he confronts the magician. New Tricks. Brian falls under the spell of a rustic community. With guest star Sylvia Syms. Silent Witness. Sam is asked to help investigate the case of two brothers found dead in a police cell -- but developments force her to confront the truth about her part in a previous murder inquiry. 11.25 Judge John Deed. Martin Shaw stars. The King Of Queens. Danny falls for Holly. The King Of Queens. Comedy. Frasier. The shrinks celebrations go awry. Frasier. Roz and Frasier go on a cruise. Two And A Half Men. Heather Locklear stars. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. The Office: An American Workplace Sex And The City. Cynthia Nixon stars. 11.05 Sex And The City. Kristin Davis stars. 11.40 Two And A Half Men JAG. Harm and Mac investigate a friendly fire incident. David James Elliott stars. NCIS. The team is called to a national forest where several women have gone missing. Family Guy. Stewie finds Osama bin Laden. American Dad! Rachael MacFarlane stars. ReGenesis. Bob becomes hypersensitive to the emotions of others. Dmitry Chepovetsky stars. The Listener. The paramedic witnesses a mysterious teenager revive a baby. 6.00 Lost City Raiders. Sci-fi adventure, starring James Brolin and Ian Somerhalder. Swarm. A plane travelling from Colombia to the US becomes infested with a swarm of ferocious ants that pack a deadly sting. Thriller, starring Jessalyn Gilsig. 9.50 Fire Serpent. A fearsome creature emerges from the Sun intent on raining fiery destruction upon mankind. Horror, with Nicholas Brendon. 11.30 Stephen Kings Nightmares And Dreamscapes Mythbusters. The team learns more about electricity by flying a kite into a thunderstorm. How Do They Do It? How Its Made. Motorcycle engines. Last Mysteries Of The Titanic With James Cameron. The Oscar-winning director of Titanic explores the wreckage of the ill-fated liner, revealing how the waters of the Atlantic have taken their toll. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. Demonstrating how to survive in the Sierra Nevada. Seconds From Disaster. The 1986 Challenger space shuttle disaster. Americas Hardest Prisons. The overcrowding at the Multnomah Detention Centre in Oregon. Outlaw Bikers. Documentary delving into the world of motorcycle gangs. Banged Up Abroad. The story of four friends who in 1993 tried to smuggle cocaine out of Brazil. Americas Hardest Prisons. An investigation into the frontier jails in Alaska. How London Was Built. The citys monuments and places of worship. Rome: Rise And Fall Of An Empire. Spartacuss revolt against General Crassus army. The Roman Invasion Of Britain. The reaction to Roman rule in Britain. The Roman War Machine. Julius Caesars conquests of Gaul and Britain. Britain AD: King Arthurs Britain. Francis Pryor examines the Anglo-Saxon invasion. All Creatures Great And Small. An awkward farmer prefers to treat his own animals. How We Built Britain. The impact of Georgian architectural theory. With David Dimbleby. Auschwitz: The Nazis And The Final Solution. Examining the biggest single killing year. House Detectives At Large. Hunting for clues at an abandoned mill in Ditherington, Shrewsbury. All Creatures Great And Small. An awkward farmer prefers to treat his own animals. Bounty Girls. The girls are on a personal crusade as they pursue a dangerous drug dealer. The Chris Isaak Hour. American singer Jewel talks to the host about her life and career. Shania Twain. How the Grammy Award-winning star rose from a deprived childhood. Sheryl Crow. The life and career of the singer who has won has nine Grammys for her music. Our Psychic Family. Documentary. Our Psychic Family Who Do You Think You Are? Julian Clary visits Duxford and Germany to explore his ancestry. Dog Borstal. Robert Alleyne tries to control a spiteful Staffordshire bull terrier. Great British Journeys. Nicholas Crane explores the legacy of radical politician William Cobbett. Who Do You Think You Are? Actor Jane Horrocks explores her northern roots. Traffic Cops. Jamie Theakston narrates. Traffic Cops Wild Caribbean. The effects of the regions powerful hurricanes on the islands wildlife. The Blue Realm. Revealing the hidden lives of manta rays. Last in the series. Tribal Wives. Lana Inglis, an air hostess experiences life with a nomadic Ethiopian tribe. Hunting Chris Ryan. Chris retrieves a cache of communications equipment from a jungle. Dan Cruickshanks Adventures In Architecture. 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