SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Tuesday, 21 July 2009 23 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.20 Mail Order Bride. Romantic Western, starring Daphne Zuniga and Greg Evigan. Journey To The Center Of The Earth. A scientist searching for his brother stumbles across a lost underground world. Adventure, with Brendan Fraser. 9.35 The Happening. America is swept by a mysterious toxin in the air that causes people to kill themselves. Horror, starring Mark Wahlberg. 11.10 Waz. Thriller, starring Stellan Skarsgard and Melissa George. 6.30 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot. With Sylvester Stallone and Estelle Getty. Mamma Mia! A bride asks three of her mothers old flames to her wedding to find out which one is her father. With Meryl Streep, Pierce Brosnan, Julie Walters, Colin Firth and Stellan Skarsgrd. The Bachelor. A jilted lover is offered the chance to inherit a fortune if he can marry within 24 hours. With Chris ODonnell, Rene Zellweger, Artie Lange, Hal Holbrook and Edward Asner. 6.45 Die Hard With A Vengeance. Maverick cop John McClane pursues a terrorist holding New York to ransom. With Bruce Willis, Samuel L Jackson, Jeremy Irons and Graham Greene. Dantes Peak. A geologist is convinced a volcano is about to erupt and races to save a town from destruction. With Pierce Brosnan, Linda Hamilton, Elizabeth Hoffman and Charles Hallahan. End Of Days. With Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gabriel Byrne and Robin Tunney. 6.15 Titan AE. Animated adventure, with the voices of Matt Damon and Bill Pullman. Horton Hears A Who! An elephant discovers a city on a speck of dust, and vows to protect it. Animated comedy, with the voice of Jim Carrey. Big. A boy magically transported into a mans body applies his childlike brain to the problems of adult life. Comedy, with Tom Hanks and Elizabeth Perkins. 11.15 Outlaw Trail: The Treasure Of Butch Cassidy. Adventure. 6.00 The American President. With Michael Douglas and Annette Bening. Dreamgirls. The story about a famous singing trio, whose personal rivalries threaten to tear apart the group. With Jamie Foxx, Beyonc Knowles, Eddie Murphy, Danny Glover and Jennifer Hudson. 10.10 Deception. A bored accountant is inducted into a secret underground sex club -- but ends up accused of murder. Thriller, starring Hugh Jackman and Ewan McGregor. 6.55 The Haunting. Three Insomniacs are lured to a reputedly haunted house where they confront their deepest fears. With Liam Neeson, Lili Taylor, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Owen Wilson. The Eye. A blind woman undergoes surgery that restores her sight, only to be haunted by terrifying visions. With Jessica Alba and Alessandro Nivola. 10.40 Pathology. A medical student joins a clique of interns trying to commit the perfect murder. With Milo Ventimiglia. 6.05 Ferris Buellers Day Off. Comedy, starring Matthew Broderick and Mia Sara. Run, Fat Boy, Run. A man who left his fiance at the altar realises his mistake and tries to win her back. To prove his love, he enters the London Marathon. Comedy, starring Simon Pegg. Three And Out. A tube driver searches for a third victim to run over so that he can claim compensation for stress. Drama, with Mackenzie Crook and Colm Meaney. 11.45 Midnight Cowboy We Own The Night. A nightclub managers loyalties are torn between his policeman father and his criminal clientele. Crime drama, starring Joaquin Phoenix and Mark Wahlberg. Die Hard. A New York cop battles criminals who have hijacked a Japanese-owned skyscraper on Christmas Eve. Action thriller, starring Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Bedelia, Hart Bochner and Alexander Godunov. 11.15 The Hitcher. Horror, starring Sean Bean and Sophia Bush. The Boy Who Could Fly. A teenage girl begins to suspect her autistic friend is hiding an amazing secret. Drama, starring Jay Underwood, Lucy Deakins and Bonnie Bedelia. Lone Star. A rookie sheriff returns to his home town, where his investigation into the mysterious disappearance of one of his predecessors unearths memories of the past which rock the sleepy community. Western, starring Chris Cooper. 11.35 Shaft. Thriller, with Richard Roundtree. 6.55 The Perfect Catch. A woman suspects her boyfriend is more devoted to his favourite baseball team than her. Romantic comedy, starring Jimmy Fallon, Drew Barrymore and Jack Kehler. Wedding Crashers. Two bachelors gatecrash weddings to pick up women, but their lives are complicated when one falls in love. Comedy, starring Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Christopher Walken and Jane Seymour. 11.15 Being John Malkovich. Fantasy comedy, starring John Cusack. 6.30 Tumbleweeds. Drama, starring Janet McTeer, Kimberley Brown, Jay O Sanders, Michael J Pollard and Laurel Holloman. 8.15 Psycho. A disturbed motel owners curious relationship with his domineering mother leads to murder. Thriller remake, starring Vince Vaughn and Anne Heche. American History X. A neo-Nazi realises the error of his ways -- only to find his younger brother is heading down the same path. Drama, starring Edward Norton and Edward Furlong. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm megan mullally, 7pm, Living daniel radcliffe, 8pm, itV2 meryl streep, 8pm, sky comedy Lindsay Lohan, 9pm, e4 sean Bean, 9pm, G.o.L.d. michael Flatley, 9pm, Bio skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espncLassic Live Darts. The World Matchplay. The World Matchplay. The third day of the championship features another four first-round matches at the Winter Gardens in Blackpool. Arguably the tie of the round in 2008 was the clash between Michael van Gerwen and Andy Hamilton, which was so evenly contested it was forced into extra legs, before van Gerwen eventually sealed victory. NFL: Total Access. All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL. 4.30 Live Cricket. Glamorgan Dragons v Kent Spitfires. The teams play their second fixture of the Pro40 Division Two season today as they meet at the SWALEC Stadium in Cardiff. The sides met at Canterbury last season, as Kent eased to a 59-run victory having set the Dragons a target of 203. Poker. Action from the latest heat of the Sports Stars Challenge, staged at the 3 Mills Studio. Pool. The World Cup of Pool in which 32 teams of two players represented their countries. Bowls. The Perth International. Highlights from the Mosman Park Bowling Club in Australia, where 16 of the worlds leading players were in attendance. Sports Unlimited. Magazine show rounding up offbeat activities from across the world. Carp Academy. Youngsters try fishing. Bowls. The Perth International. F3 Euroseries. Highlights of the latest round, as the drivers looked to prove their credentials . Modern Pentathlon. Highlights of the World Cup Series event from Mexico City. Carp Academy. Youngsters try fishing. Mountain Bike World. Recent competitions. Pool. The World Cup of Pool in which 32 teams of two players represented their countries. Ocean Adventures. The latest surfing events. Mountain Bike World. Recent competitions. 7.15 Cycling: Tour De France Flash 7.15 Live Under-19s European Championship Football 8.15 Diving. The World Aquatic Championships, from Rome. Cycling: Tour De France. Stage 16, a 159km journey from Martigny to Bourg-Saint-Maurice. Inside WTCC. The latest news and highlights. World Series By Renault. Highlights. Under-19s European Championship Football. Ukraine v Slovenia. From Donetsk. 6.35 Test Match Legends 7.15 Blackburn Rovers V Bolton Wanderers: 2003/04 7.50 Golf: The Open. Part two of a profile of the famous event. 8.55 Rugby World Cup 2007. New Zealand v France. The quarter-final at the Millennium Stadium. The Legends Speak. With David Vine. 10.35 Test Match Legends. From the Trent Bridge. 11.15 International Football. England v Turkey from 2003. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Homer proposes to Marge. The Simpsons. Homer fakes his own death. A Town Called Eureka. Deputy Lupo resigns when she discovers her new boss is a robot. House. A seemingly fit and healthy personal trainer collapses while filming an exercise DVD. My Breasts Could Kill Me. Part one of two. Dawn Porter investigates breast cancer. My Breasts Could Kill Me. Part two of two. Dawn Porter investigates breast cancer. The X Files. Mulder talks Scully into investigating a haunted house. Gillian Anderson stars. Star Trek: The Next Generation. The ship appears to be thinking for itself. With Patrick Stewart. Chuck. Chucks relationship is put on hold when he is assigned to hunt down some CIA Agents. The Life And Times Of Tim. Animation. Room 101. Ross Noble reveals his pet hates. 11.05 Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the bizarre. Doctor Who. A spaceship crash-lands in the Thames. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum. Show about pampered young people fending for themselves. Otto: Love, Lust And Las Vegas. A 21-year-old man with Downs syndrome looks for love. EastEnders. Whitney is stunned by a revelation. Bizarre Animal ER. Documentary. Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum World News Today Only Connect. Victoria Coren presents. South Pacific. The documentary series continues by exploring the marine wildlife of the region. The Grandparent Diaries. The story of 78-year- old Avril Pengilly. Last in the series. The Chasers War On Everything Flight Of The Conchords: On Air 10.55 Getting On. A patient causes drama. 11.25 Ray Gosling Reports: OAP. Last in the series. All Star Family Fortunes. With Barry McGuigan. 7.45 Liam Gallagher: The Hot Desk Harry Potter: Behind The Magic. The making of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift. An American teenager living in Japan becomes involved in illegal street racing. Action adventure, starring Lucas Black and Nathalie Kelley. 11.05 Intolerable Cruelty. Comedy, starring George Clooney. 6.45 On The Buses 7.20 On The Buses. Vintage Seventies comedy. 7.55 Agatha Christies Poirot. A man is haunted by suicidal nightmares. Drama, starring David Suchet. Wire In The Blood. One of Tonys PhD students is suspected of carrying out three murders, but appears to have a cast-iron alibi -- he is disabled with severe arthritis. Robson Green stars. Dangerous Lady. Young Benny Ryan is snatched by a rival gang. Jason Isaacs stars. Tour De France 2009. Stage 16, a 159km journey from Martigny to Bourg-Saint-Maurice. The Wheel Heroes. Five men ride the route of the 2007 Tour de France for charity. Ultimate Force. Henno is kicked out of the SAS for conducting unauthorised operations. 10.05 Rambo III. The Vietnam veteran heads for Afghanistan to rescue a friend from prison. Action adventure sequel, starring Sylvester Stallone and Richard Crenna. Hollyoaks. Kris works on a plan to stop Ravi fighting. 7.35 My Name Is Earl. Comedy. Friends. Ross and Rachel cause friction. Friends. Frank makes an announcement. Ugly Betty. Kimmie Keegan asks Betty to help her find a job. Guest starring Lindsay Lohan. Supersize Vs Superskinny. A former jockey trades diets with a binge drinker. With Anna Richardson. 11.05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man. With guest Jonathan Ross. 11.55 Big Brother Live Grand Designs. A couple build a modern timber and glass home in Cambridgeshire. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Come Dine With Me. Four amateur cooks from Bristol take up the culinary challenge. True Stories: Life After The Fall. Iraqi film-maker Kasim Abid documents the struggles of his family in the aftermath of the overthrow of the Baathist regime, and the fall of Saddam Hussein. Will And Grace. Karen tries to help Jack. Will And Grace. The pair devise a cunning plan. Four Weddings Ghost Whisperer. Melinda helps a family cope after an accident. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars. Eleventh Hour. Dr Hood investigates a mysterious lightning storm. Rufus Sewell stars. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A student commits suicide. With William Petersen. Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? Comedy. 7.40 Yes Minister. Rumours anger Jim Hacker. 8.20 Last Of The Summer Wine. With Brian Wilde. The Vicar Of Dibley. Alice and Hugos baby is christened amid chaos. Sean Bean stars. 9.55 Absolutely Fabulous. Part one of two. Saffys love life finally gets off the ground. 10.55 Fawlty Towers. A deaf woman exasperates Basil. 11.40 Little Britain USA Murder, She Wrote. Dennis Stanton becomes involved in the case of a murdered lawyer. Murdoch Mysteries. A boxer is killed. Murder mystery, starring Yannick Bisson. New Tricks. The team investigates the death of a man thought to have been killed by his hypnotised wife. 10.15 New Tricks. Brian falls under the spell of a rustic community as he investigates a death. 11.25 Silent Witness. The past returns to haunt Sam. The King Of Queens. Doug pursues a dream. The King Of Queens. Doug avoids exercising Frasier. Niles throws a Halloween party. Frasier. Part two of two. Pregnancy panics Roz. Two And A Half Men. Judiths sister turns up. Two And A Half Men. Jake sees a therapist. South Park. The new president arrives. Sex And The City. Carries date with Jack draws near. 11.05 Sex And The City. Charlotte considers Judaism. 11.40 Two And A Half Men JAG. Part two of two. Mac has trouble accepting the news that Clayton Webb is dead. NCIS. The team suspects a Marine may have faked his own death with the help of a friend. Family Guy. Peter gets stranded on an island. American Dad! Stans confidence plummets. Dexter. The forensics expert begins to question his loyalty to his foster fathers memory. Michael C Hall stars. 11.10 Nip/Tuck. Christians three-year- old son returns to his life. 6.10 Dragon Hunter. Fantasy adventure, starring Brad Johnson and Newell Alexander. Knight Rider. Mike has to rescue a foreign ambassador who has been kidnapped. Dollhouse. Echo is imprinted with the memories of a dead woman. Drama, starring Eliza Dushku. The Last Winter. Oil riggers are affected by a sinister force while working in the Alaskan wilderness. Supernatural thriller, starring Ron Perlman, James LeGros and Connie Britton. Mythbusters. The team experiments with helium-filled footballs. How Do They Do It? Rubbish disposal. How Its Made. Escalators. Iceberg Cowboys. Specialists overturn icebergs in an effort to prevent marine disasters. Alaskas Great Race. The mushers learn how to make the most of rest in the difficult environment. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. The former Special Forces adventurer is stranded in the French Alps. Seconds From Disaster. An investigation into the fate of Nasas space shuttle, Columbia. Sea Patrol UK. Series following the lives of people who work on the English Channel. Helicopter Wars. Series exploring the roles played by helicopters in past conflicts. Foreign Legion: Tougher Than The Rest. The 2nd Foreign Infantry Regiment goes on an exercise. Americas Hardest Prisons. A look at the rehabilitation of inmates at Fremont Prison. How London Was Built. Adam Hart-Davis tries to leg a narrow boat through the Islington tunnel. Warriors. Series of drama-documentaries on the most famous warriors in history. Battles BC. New series. Recreating ancient battles, beginning with Hannibals attack. The Universe. Exploring the secrets of the heavens, including how to exceed the speed of light. Britain AD: King Arthurs Britain. Francis Pryor examines the relics of the Dark Ages. All Creatures Great And Small. James stumbles on the cause of an epidemic. How We Built Britain. David Dimbleby explores Scotlands architecture. Auschwitz: The Nazis And The Final Solution. The first stages of genocide. House Detectives At Large. The home of Robert Clive, founder of British rule in India. All Creatures Great And Small. James stumbles on the cause of an epidemic. Bounty Girls. The women are on the trail of a burglar and a woman wanted for sexual assault. Being The Laziest Men. Lazy men, including Peter who stays in bed most of the day. Michael Flatleys Lord Of The Dance: In My Life. The showman discusses his life and career, from his time as a boxer to becoming a dancer. Why I Ran. Running from the police. Psychic Kids. An eight-year-old girl sees the ghost of a young boy. Who Do You Think You Are? Jeremy Paxman searches for records of his grandmother. Dog Borstal. Three experts try to remedy dogs aggressive behaviour over the course of a week. Great British Journeys. The Great Journey of 17th-century traveller Celia Fiennes. Who Do You Think You Are? Julian Clary visits Duxford and Germany to explore his ancestry. Traffic Cops. The truth about speed cameras. Traffic Cops. A new recruit loses his temper. Wild Caribbean. The coral and shipwrecks around the tropical islands. The Blue Realm. Interviews with scientists reveal the hidden lives of marine creatures. Tribal Wives. A workaholic businesswoman spends a month with an Ecuadorian tribe. 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