London Lite Tuesday, 21 July 2009 17 IN&OUTTONIGHT IN&OUTTONIGHT PREVIEWS Hangingoutwith MsCongeniality sandra bullock The Proposal (12A) is out tomorrow. 11PAGE ENTERTAINMENT SECTION CompiledbyLaurenPaxman COMEDYTHEATRECLUBSMUSIC oasis LIAM GALLAGHER, right, brother Noel and co play a relatively small venue for such a big band. The Enemy support. Roundhouse, Chalk Farm Rd NW1 (0844 482 8008, facebook. com/itunesEU), 7pm, free, apply for tickets online. Tube: Chalk Farm CompiledbyLaurenPaxman Coming SoonTomorrowToday Londons biggest and best newspaper guide to staying in...or going out bent AIR-like electronica duo, Nail Tolliday and Simon Mills, right, celebrate 10 years of Bent with a best of album they launch tomorrow night. Relentless Garage, 20-22 Highbury Corner N5 (0870 060 3777), 7.30pm, 12, 8 adv. Tube: Highbury & Islington rodrigo Y gabriela MEXICAN rhythmic guitar slingers and singers Rodrigo Y Gabriela, right, bring their acoustic metal on classical guitars to Camden in September. 2 Sep, KoKo, 1a Camden High St NW1 (0870 432 5527, koko.uk.com), 7pm, returns only. Tube: Mornington Crescent stalag HappY EDWARD ELKS and Dan Frost, right, star in a play about artists Sir Terry Frost and Adrian Heaths time as German POWs. Until 26 Jul, New End Theatre, 27 New End Grn NW3 (0870 033 2733), Wed-Sat 9pm, Mon & Sun 7pm, 10-12. Tube: Hampstead Coming SoonTomorrowToday two episodes of MasH HACKNEY new act of the year winners Joe Wilkinson and Diane Morgan, left, show why theyre one of the most respected sketch duos around. The Invisible Dot, 099F Stables Market NW1 (020 7424 8918), 7.30pm, 8.50 includes BBQ. Tube: Chalk Farm Coming SoonTomorrowToday ealing coMedY festival SEAN LOCK, Stephen K Amos, left, and Rufus Hound (MC) induce some shoulder shaking and side splitting in their lucky audience. Walpole Park, Mattock Lane W5 (0871 620 4016, ealing. gov.uk), 7.30pm, 15. Tube: Ealing Broadway wisHful tHinking CAMBRIDGE FOOTLIGHTS has spawned such stars as John Cleese and Stephen Fry. Their new show, left, is about deception and delusion. Sat & Sun, Etcetera Theatre, The Oxford Arms, 265 Camden High St NW1 (020 7482 4857, etceteratheatre.com), Sat 9.30pm, Sun 7pm, 6.50-7.50. Tube: Camden Town wHite Heat ART NOISE band A Grave With No Name, left, launch their eponymous debut with support from The Rayographs and The Big Pink on the decks. Madame JoJos, 8-10 Brewer St W1 (020 7734 3040, madamejojos.com), 8pm, 5, 4 concs. Tube: Piccadilly Circus Coming SoonTomorrowToday laptop wars GOLDIE LOCKS, left, hosts this night where people compete to turn a simple two-bar loop into the best one-minute jam they can make. Bring your own laptop and headphones. Pure Groove Records, 6-7 West Smithfield EC1 (020 7778 9278, puregroove.co.uk), 6.30pm, free. Tube: Barbican fwd>>+rinse RINSE FM marks its 15th birthday with a grime, dubstep and UK garage line-up boasting performances from Ms Dynamite, left, Geeneus, Magnetic Man, Skream v Benga and Caspa. 31 Jul, Matter, The O2, Peninsula Square SE10 (020 7549 6686), 10pm, 15. Tube: North Greenwich IM A bitch, declares a straight-faced Sandra Bullock. Im an actress and I play nice because I want the press to write nice things about me, but I really am a bitch. Impossible to believe. The 44-year-old who broke through with Speed in 1994, is as funny and captivating as the characters she plays to comic perfec- tion. In The Proposal she gets naked with hunky Ryan Reynolds and she reckons she has the perfect body for comedy. I look at my body every day and there is always something funny going on with it. Sandy, as shes affectionately called, is in sensational shape, but shell pile on the pounds if needed. If the char- acter needs to be more soft Ill gain weight, then if I need to lose weight Ill hire someone to beat me into shape. The former cheerleader adds: Ive been athletic for most of my life so its all held together decently. Bullock seems nothing like the bossy cow she plays in The Proposal and, despite the power she wields as producer of many of her movies, prides herself on being a real-life Miss Congeniality. You can get what you need done with a level of kindness. An abuser is just someone who is scared. Thankfully I have not been abused. She pauses, then deadpans: Okay, I have been somewhat abused but I managed to have them fired. With a fortune estimated to be in excess of $85m (52m), Bullock still found she was lacking something. I had everything I wanted but I felt, This isnt what I thought it would be, not realising that I was going after things that werent filling me up. Then along came TV presenter and custom motorbike-maker Jesse James. They married in 2005. Hes four years younger and shes comfortable being the older woman. How often in life are you going to find your mate and that mate happens to be your exact same age? It just doesnt happen that way. Plus I was ready to be a good partner where I dont think I was before. I stepped up my game. SIMON BUTTON franks closet DONNA KING, right, stars in this music hall-inspired play about a man whos sorting through the diva dresses in his closet. Until Fri, Hoxton Hall, 130 Hoxton St N1 (020 7684 0060, hoxtonhall. co.uk), Tue-Sun 8pm, mat Sun 3pm, 7.50-15. Tube: Old Street a new world THE GLOBES artistic director Dominic Dromgoole, right, directs this moving drama about British revolutionary Thomas Paine. 29 Aug-9 Oct, Shakespeares Globe, 21 New Globe Walk SE1 (020 7401 9919), in rep, times vary, 5-33. Tube: Southwark Fulfilled: Bullock has found love with custom motorbike-maker Jesse James index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html