SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Monday, 20 July 2009 25 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.00 Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging. Comedy drama, starring Georgia Groome. The Happening. America is swept by a mysterious toxin in the air that causes people to kill themselves. Horror, with Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel. 9.35 Journey To The Center Of The Earth. A scientist searching for his brother stumbles across a lost underground world. Fantasy, starring Brendan Fraser. 11.15 Waz. Thriller, starring Stellan Skarsgrd and Melissa George. 6.15 Dan In Real Life. With Steve Carell, Juliette Binoche, Dianne Wiest and Emily Blunt. Sex And The City. Fashion-mad journalist Carrie Bradshaw prepares for her wedding. However, her husband-to-be is having second thoughts. With Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Chris Noth and Candice Bergen. License To Wed. An eccentric vicar insists on putting a couple through a gruelling course to prepare them for marriage. With Robin Williams. Predator 2. A tough cop investigates a series of gruesome murders -- and soon finds himself locked in a life-or-death struggle with a ruthless alien that kills for sport. With Danny Glover. 300. Leonidas, king of Sparta, assembles 300 of his finest warriors and takes them into battle against the invading Persian forces. With Gerard Butler, Lena Headey and Dominic West. American Gangster. With Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe and Chiwetel Ejiofor. 6.15 Shrek. Animated adventure, with the voices of Mike Myers, John Lithgow and Cameron Diaz. The Simpsons Movie. Springfield faces destruction after Homer attracts the wrath of the government. Featuring the voice of Dan Castellaneta. Enchanted. A fairytale princess is magically transported into modern-day New York. Fantasy comedy, starring Amy Adams, James Marsden and Susan Sarandon. 11.20 The Adventures Of Greyfriars Bobby. Drama. 5.50 The Mexican. With Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, James Gandolfini and Gene Hackman. PS I Love You. A widow receives a series of encouraging letters her husband sent to her before he died. Romantic drama, starring Hilary Swank, Gerard Butler, Lisa Kudrow, Gina Gershon and Kathy Bates. 10.10 21. A brilliant but penniless student is inducted into a card-counting scam. Drama, starring Kevin Spacey, Jim Sturgess, Kate Bosworth and Laurence Fishburne. 5.50 Rock Monster. With Chad Collins. 7.25 Lake Placid 2. A sheriff fears the giant crocodiles that once terrorised his lakeside community have returned. With John Schneider and Sarah Lafleur. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street. A barber returns to London from imprisonment in Australia seeking revenge on the man who cost him his wife and daughter. With Johnny Depp. Death Proof. A psychopath uses his specially modified car to kill women. Kurt Russell stars. 6.20 Babe. Family comedy, with James Cromwell and Magda Szubanski. Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Worlds End. The swashbuckling rogues join forces with old foe Barbossa to oppose villainous Lord Beckett. Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley and Chow Yun-Fat. 10.50 The Hottie And The Nottie. A man tracks down his childhood sweetheart. Comedy, starring Paris Hilton. 5.15 Masters Of The Universe 7.05 The Reaping. A paranormal investigator travels to a small town convulsed by a wave of biblical plagues. Supernatural thriller, starring Hilary Swank. Oceans Thirteen. The band of thieves team up with an old enemy to get even with a crooked casino boss. Crime caper sequel, starring George Clooney, Al Pacino, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon and Ellen Barkin. 11.05 X-Men. Comic-book adventure, with Hugh Jackman and Patrick Stewart. 6.50 Best Friends. Domestic bliss turns to chaos once a couple of screenwriters whove lived together for five years decide to tie the knot. Comedy, starring Burt Reynolds and Goldie Hawn. Dolores Claiborne. A woman acquitted of murdering her husband ends up under investigation 15 years later, this time accused of killing her employer. Thriller, starring Kathy Bates, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Christopher Plummer. 11.25 Quick Change. Comedy, with Bill Murray. 6.15 Anna And The King. A governess tutors the King of Siams children and develops a platonic love for her new employer. Historical drama, starring Jodie Foster, Chow Yun-Fat and Ling Bai. Snakes On A Plane. An FBI agent is assigned to protect a witness in the trial of a feared crime boss. Tongue-in-cheek thriller, starring Samuel L Jackson, Julianna Margulies and Jonathan Phillips. 11.05 The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad! Comedy, with Leslie Nielsen. 6.10 Mongol: The Rise To Power Of Genghis Khan. Historical drama, starring Tadanobu Asano and Honglei Sun. 8.20 Detroit Rock City. Four teenage boys set out on a quest to watch their idols, rock band Kiss. Brash comedy, starring Giuseppe Andrews and James DeBello. The Singer. An ageing dance hall singer grapples with the increasing fear that his performing days are numbered. Drama, starring Gerard Depardieu and Cecile De France. 11.55 Fargo movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm paul daniels, 7pm, itV2 paris hilton, 7.30pm, e4 patrick stewart, 8pm, Virgin 1 Victoria coren, 8.30pm, BBc4 James Lafferty, 9pm, e4 kirstie allsopp, 10pm, more4 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espncLassic Where Are They Now? Premier League stars. Live Football. Shamrock Rovers v Real Madrid (Kick-off 8.00pm). Coverage of the pre-season friendly at the Tallaght Stadium. The hosts welcome a new-look Madrid side for an encounter that is expected to mark the debut of Cristiano Ronaldo. 10.15 Cricket: The Ashes. England v Australia. Highlights from the final day of the Second Test at Lords, where England had not beaten the Aussies in Test matches since 1934. Live Darts. The World Matchplay. The second days play at the Winter Gardens in Blackpool features four first-round matches, held over the best of 19 legs. James Wade went into last years tournament as the defending champion, having claimed victory here in 2007. Wade began the defence of his title with a 10-4 over Wayne Jones, earning a place in the last 16 against Ronnie Baxter. Speedway. Lakeside Hammers v Poole Pirates. A chance to see the Elite League meeting. Great Run Series. The Great North 10k Run. Live Speedway. Lakeside Hammers v Poole Pirates. Coverage of the Elite League meeting at the Arena Essex Raceway. The Pirates were crowned champions last season. Extra Time. A range of sports-related stories. Poker. Action from the Caribbean Adventure main event, held in the Bahamas. WWE: Late Night -- Bottom Line. Jack Korpela presents highlights of the latest edition of Raw. 6.00 Premier League Years. Memorable moments from the 2007/08 season. Cricket: The Ashes. England v Australia. Highlights from the fifth and final day of the Second Test at Lords, where England had not beaten the Aussies in Test matches since 1934. Show Jumping. Action from the CN Reliability Grand Prix at Spruce Meadows in Calgary. Ocean Adventures. Magazine show. Wild Spirits. Extreme sports action. Planet Armstrong 7.15 Triathlon. The Windsor Triathlon from Berkshire. 8.10 Cycling: Tour De France Flash 8.15 Planet Armstrong Motorsports Weekend 8.45 World Touring Car Championship. Highlights of both races from Brands Hatch. 9.45 GP2 Series. Action from the feature race in Germany, where round five took place. 10.45 MotoGP. Action from the MotoGP German Grand Prix, held at the Sachsenring in Hohenstein-Ernstthal. 6.35 Test Match Legends 7.15 Arsenal V Charlton Athletic: 2001/02 7.50 Golf: The Open. A profile of the event, looking back at the origins of the competition. 8.55 Rugby World Cup 2007. Australia v England. Action from the first quarter-final. The Legends Speak. With Reg Gutteridge. 10.35 Test Match Legends. The Fourth Test of the 2005 Ashes. 11.15 Euro 2000. Portugals group game against England. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 Virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVing g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Lisa has her fortune told. The Simpsons. The family takes in a singer. The Simpsons. A trip through Springfield. The Simpsons. Mr Burns meets a woman. Road Wars. The Road Crime Unit tracks down a Mercedes-Benz loaded with cocaine. Night Cops. Police officers tackle criminals who operate under the cover of darkness. Serial Killers Uncovered. An insight into the minds of Americas most notorious murderers. The X Files. Part two of two. Scully tries to restore Mulders identity. David Duchovny stars. Star Trek: The Next Generation. A Ferengi plans revenge on Picard. Drama, with Patrick Stewart. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda is intrigued when she meets a man who shares her powers. Chuck. The spys old love interest reappears, but discovers her boss may be developing a weapon. Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the downright bizarre. Doctor Who. The Doctor and Rose visit Victorian Cardiff. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential The Real Hustle On Holiday. Documentary. Underage And Pregnant. New series. Baby Beauty Queens. Three girls prepare to compete in a beauty pageant in Milton Keynes. EastEnders. Debra begs Whitney for help. Little Britain. Dudley is shocked by Ting Tong. Family Guy. Peter goes fishing. 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 Baby Beauty Queens World News Today Storyville: The Time Of Their Lives. The challenges faced by three residents. Only Connect. With Victoria Coren. Wallander. A double murder that Wallander is called to investigate has an emotional significance for him. Drama, starring Krister Henriksson. Being Neil Armstrong. Author Andrew Smith explores the life of the first man on the moon. Ray Gosling Reports: Pension Crisis All Star Family Fortunes. Paul Daniels versus Joe Swash. 7.45 Lily Allen: The Hot Desk Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts the big-prize quiz show. 2 Fast 2 Furious. A disgraced cop is offered the chance to redeem himself by going undercover to snare the head of a massive drug-trafficking operation. Thriller sequel, with Paul Walker and Tyrese Gibson. 11.10 Coronation Street. Maria is fed up. 11.40 Coronation Street 6.50 On The Buses. Comedy. 7.20 On The Buses. Vintage Seventies comedy. Wild At Heart. Rosie becomes convinced Sarah is having an affair. Amanda Holden stars. Martina Coles Lady Killers. Victorian baby farmer Amelia Dyer, who was hanged in 1896. Clocking Off. Gary thinks he has met the woman of his dreams, until she turns out to be a prostitute. 11.05 The Lakes. John Fisher exacts revenge on Chef by kidnapping his son. Tour De France 2009. A review of the second week of the most prestigious race in the world. Minder. Arthur attends an Italian wedding as guest of honour. George Cole stars. One False Move: Road Trains. Transporting cargo across the Australian Outback. Day Of The Dead. Military officers and scientists search for a way to stop zombie hordes decimating America. Horror, starring Lori Cardille. 11.50 Mercury Rising Hollyoaks. Ravi feels under pressure. My Name Is Earl. Paris Hilton guest stars. Friends. Chandler dates a woman with a false leg. Friends. Rachel and Ross take a break. One Tree Hill. Haley and Nathan try to help Jamie understand Quentins death. James Lafferty stars. Shameless. Mimi worries about Paddys whereabouts on their anniversary. Tina Malone stars. 11.05 Lethal Weapon 2. Action thriller, starring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover. Grand Designs. A couple transform a Victorian terraced house in Hackney. More4 News. The days stories. The Daily Show Global Edition. Highlights. Property Snakes And Ladders. Renovating an abandoned railway station in Devon. Relocation, Relocation. Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help a couple find a home in Northumberland. 11.05 Grand Designs. Kevin McCloud revisits a woodsmans cottage in Sussex. Will And Grace. Will makes a confession. Will And Grace. Will and Jack date the same man. Make Me A Supermodel US. The models appear in a candy-inspired photoshoot. Four Weddings CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Part one of two. Stokes is kidnapped. George Eads stars. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Part two of two. The detectives search for Stokes. Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? Terry wreaks havoc. 7.40 Yes Minister. Jim runs into an environmental controversy. 8.20 Last Of The Summer Wine. Comedy, starring Peter Sallis. Only Fools And Horses. The Trotter go on a lads day out to Margate, but things do not go as expected when they end up stranded in the seaside town overnight. 10.45 The Vicar Of Dibley. Alice and Hugo prepare to christen their baby. 11.40 Absolutely Fabulous Maisie Raine. Maisie organises an operation to infiltrate a ring of automobile thieves. New Tricks. An old investigation is reopened following the discovery of bloodstained clothing. Waking The Dead. Feature-length episode. The team investigates after a man convicted of murdering his parents escapes from a psychiatric unit and reveals the location of a decomposed corpse. Trevor Eve stars. 11.15 New Tricks. An old investigation is reopened. The King Of Queens. Doug falls in love. The King Of Queens. Carrie hires a maid. Frasier. A supermodel dates Frasier. Frasier. The brothers seek the ideal gift. Two And A Half Men. Charlie is furious. Two And A Half Men. Chris ODonnell stars. Rules Of Engagement. Jeff makes a friend. Sex And The City. Carrie embarks on a train journey. 11.05 Sex And The City. Carrie ponders relationships. 11.40 Two And A Half Men JAG. Part one of two. Harm contends with a personal loss. David James Elliott stars. NCIS. Gibbs and the team raid an illegal motor business run by Navy officers. Mark Harmon stars. Family Guy. Chris runs away to South America. American Dad! Stan tries to help his son. NCIS. The agents investigate the private life of a murdered commander. Sean Murray stars. The Wire. Daniels asks McNulty to go to his contact in the FBI for help. Dominic West stars. 6.20 The Medallion. Comedy thriller, starring Jackie Chan, Lee Evans and Julian Sands. Lost City Raiders. After the Earth is flooded, submarine crews explore underwater ruins in search of salvage. Sci-fi adventure, starring James Brolin and Ian Somerhalder. My Own Worst Enemy. Edward jeopardises national security. Christian Slater stars. Bionic Woman. Jaime poses as a college student. Michelle Ryan stars. Mythbusters. The team investigates whether the first moon landing was faked. How Do They Do It? The complex processes involved in creating modern achievements. Time Warp. The making of storm-blown glass. Time Warp. A bullet is fired underwater. Moonwalk One. Theo Kameckes feature-length documentary recording the progress of the Apollo 11 programme, which landed the first men on the moon on 20 July 1969. Hidden Horrors Of The Moon Landings. The untold stories of the Apollo space missions. Helicopter Wars. Series exploring the roles played by helicopters in past conflicts. Sea Patrol UK. Series following the lives of people who work on the English Channel. Salvage Code Red. A team try to remove a cargo vessel that is sinking in the Strait of Gibraltar. Americas Hardest Prisons. Life in Americas strictest maximum-security prisons. The Universe. Scientists discuss the design of a spacecraft that could travel faster than light. Extreme Trains. The route of the BNSF freight train from Los Angeles to Dallas. Top Trumps. An exploration of the worlds most technologically advanced vehicles. Brits Who Made The Modern World. Britains contribution to the space race. Britain AD: King Arthurs Britain. Francis Pryor examines the history of Britain. All Creatures Great And Small. Jamess love life takes a sudden turn for the better. How We Built Britain. David Dimbleby travels through the Home Counties. Auschwitz: The Nazis And The Final Solution. The history of the concentration camp. Sunken Warships. How the USS Oriskany was sunk in 2006 to create an artificial reef. All Creatures Great And Small. Jamess love life takes a sudden turn for the better. Bounty Girls. The women are on the trail of three fugitives, including a violent defendant. I Survived. A couple who survived being overwhelmed by a toxic cloud. Banged Up Abroad. A backpacker who was sentenced to life in a Thai prison. Disorder In The Court. A countdown of the 20 most infamous courtroom disasters. Psychic Detectives. A missing nurse. Psychic Detectives. The death of a couple. The Artful Codgers. The story of the most unlikely art forgers in history. Dog Borstal. Lynne Davies, Mic Martin and Robert Alleyne retrain a dog that almost killed its owner. Great British Journeys. The Wye Valley, a fashionable holiday resort in the 18th century. Who Do You Think You Are? Jeremy Paxman searches for records of his grandmother. Traffic Cops. The night shift in South Yorkshire. Traffic Cops. Joy-riding in South Yorkshire. Wild Caribbean. The landscape of the tropical islands and the species that inhabit them. The Blue Realm. Interviews with scientists reveal the hidden lives of marine creatures. Tribal Wives. An Oxford woman stays with the Kuna Indians off the Panama coast. 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