TELEVISION Filmchoice FILM RATINGS excellent very good good average poor KEY (R)repeat (S)subtitles on text service STEPHEN MARR BBC2 ITV1 Channel 4 Five London Lite Monday, 20 July 2009 23 10.30 No Place Like Home? (S). 11.25 ITV News Headlines (S). 11.30 60 Minute Makeover (R,S). 12.30 Loose Women (S). 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (S). 1.55 London News And Weather (S). 2.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (R,S). 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge (S). Jean-Christophe Novelli and John Burton Race cook for Graeme Hawley. 3.59 London Weather (S). 4.00 Heartbeat (R,S). The Aidensfield residents are up in arms over noisy lorries rumbling through the village on their way to a local quarry. 5.00 The Fuse (S). Hosted by Austin Healey. 6.00 London Tonight (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News (S); Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale (S). Mark seeks assurances that Natasha is not leaving the village for good when she heads off on a break with Maisie. Elsewhere, the Bartons settle into their new home. 7.30 Coronation Street (S). Ashley waits at the hospital for news of Claire. Deirdres bad day ends with a Barlow family outing to Peters alcoholism meeting. See Soap Box 8.00 Airline (R,S). 13/20. Male stars of Hollyoaks check in at Luton and two weary football fans face the sack after making a mess of booking their return flight to Newcastle. 8.30 Coronation Street (S). Claires illness leads her to make a big decision, while Helen turns her anger on Maria after learning she and Tony have registered baby Liams birth. See Soap Box 9.00 Monday Monday (S). 2/7. Head of HR Christine is hopelessly out of her depth when Steven is charged with sexually harassing two women in the office -- including his boss and lover Alyson -- and leaves it to PA Sally to clear his name. Comedy drama, starring Fay Ripley, Tom Ellis, Holly Aird and Morven Christie. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (S). 10.30 London News And Weather (S). 10.35 Mission To The Moon -- News From 1969 (S). 5/5. The 40th anniversary of Apollo 11s moon landing. Last in the series. 10.50 Moonshot: The Flight Of Apollo 11 (S). Drama, starring Daniel Lapaine. See Ben Felsenburg 12.20 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Action Stations (R,S). The work of fighter pilots and ground troops in Afghanistan, the heroes from a series of conflicts involving British forces, plus insights into Air Sea Rescue and the Red Arrows. 1.10 Tour De France 2009 (S). Gary Imlach presents a review of the second week of the most prestigious race in the world. With commentary by Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen; ITV News Headlines. 2.00 Loose Women (R). 2.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 3.45 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News (S). Tom Ellis 9pm, Monday Monday 10.35 Serious Ocean (R,S). 11.05 The Flintstones (R,S). 11.30 Castle In The Country (R,S). 12.00 Open Gardens (R,S). 12.30 Working Lunch (S). 1.00 Car Booty (R,S). An elderly couple clear their house of clutter. 1.30 Film: The Seven Little Foys (S) (1955). Vaudeville biopic, starring Bob Hope. 3.00 Murder, She Wrote (R,S). Jessica receives a mysterious parcel. 3.45 Flog It! (R,S). From Oldham. 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (S). 5.15 Escape To The Country (S). Searching for a new home in Monmouthshire. 6.00 Eggheads (R,S). Quiz show, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Bargain Hunt Famous Finds (S). 8/12. Tim Wonnacott presents as actors Christopher Timothy and Lysette Anthony take on the challenge at Barkham Antiques Centre in Berkshire. 7.00 Legends (R,S). Documentary charting Motowns first British tour and appearance on Ready Steady Go! TV special The Sounds of Motown. Arriving in London in March 1965, acts including the Supremes, Martha and the Vandellas, Smokey Robinson and Stevie Wonder embarked on a tough schedule, but it was vital to their success in the UK. 8.00 University Challenge (S). 3/37. Loughborough takes on UCL for a place in the second round. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions in the student quiz show. 8.30 What To Eat Now (S). 3/6. Chef Valentine Warner visits the Cornish coast to prepare a supper using freshly caught fish from the sea, shares recipes featuring guineafowl and serves apricot upside-down tart. 9.00 The Supersizers Eat (S). 5/6. Giles Coren and Sue Perkins begin a week of Fifties food with a rationed meal of horse meat and canned salmon, before being joined by Anthea Turner to celebrate the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II. While Giles manages a car showroom, Sue tries her hand at being a housewife, and the pair learn to dance. See Ben Felsenburg 10.00 How Not To Live Your Life (S,HD). 2/6. Don goes on a field trip with Abby and children from her school in an attempt to prove he is a good, decent man. However, his plan is ruined when he takes the 10-year- olds to a pub and gets them drunk. Comedy, starring Dan Clark. 10.30 Newsnight (S). Analysis of the days events, presented by Kirsty Wark. Followed by Weather. 11.20 The Wire (S). 12/12. Royce finally realises his delay was a mistake as Carcetti is there to capitalise on the bad publicity for the mayor, while a vengeful Burrell ensures Colvins retirement is not comfortable. As Avon readies his troops for a war against Marlo, the Major Case Unit plans a raid on the Barksdale organisation. Last in the series. New series begins tomorrow. 12.20 BBC News (S). 3.15 Close. Dan Clark 10pm, How Not To Live Your Life 11.00 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD). 12.00 News At Noon (S). 12.30 Rescue Remedies (R,S). 12.40 Life Begins Again (R,S). 1.40 Film: Lady For A Night (S,HD) (1942). Drama, with John Wayne. 3.25 Countdown (S). With Anton du Beke in Dictionary Corner. 4.15 Deal Or No Deal: Seaside Specials (S). Summer-themed edition of the game show. 5.00 Wogans Perfect Recall (S). Game show in which four contestants vie for a cash prize. 5.30 Celebrity Come Dine With Me Extra Portions (S,HD). Interior designer Linda Barker hosts the first dinner party. 6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 10/22. Homer is delighted when Marges novel is published to critical acclaim -- until he finds out its plot. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Lauren (Dominique Jackson) does her best to make Theresa look foolish, but her efforts are to no avail. 7.00 News (S). 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: The Estate (S). 5/16. Economic refugees Magda and Pawel reveal that their condemned flat on the notorious Sighthill Estate in north Glasgow is their first real home. 8.00 Dispatches: Undercover Debt Collector (S). Tom Randall goes undercover in one of the UKs fastest growing debt collection agencies to investigate the methods used by its employees to recover money. He speaks to those on the receiving end of this treatment, and discovers how some of the biggest high-street businesses are cutting their losses and selling on their bad debts. 9.00 Inside Natures Giants (S,HD). 4/4. As the dissection team pieces together the evolutionary story of the giraffe, Simon Watt observes the creatures in the field to see how they eat, forage and fight. Richard Dawkins explains how the anatomy of the worlds tallest animal provides some of the best arguments in favour of Darwinian natural selection. Last in the series. 10.00 Big Brother (S). Highlights from the housemates past 24 hours inside the Big Brother compound. 11.10 Wife Swap (R,S). 6/11. A relaxed woman switches with a militarily organised mother. 12.10 Film: In The Shadow Of The Moon (S,HD) (2006). Documentary examining the history of the Apollo space programme, which sent a series of spacecraft to the moon between 1968 and 1972. 2.10 Big Brother Live. 4.00 Film: Corrina, Corrina (S) (1994). Drama, starring Whoopi Goldberg, Tina Majorino and Ray Liotta. 5.55 The Treacle People (R,S). Dominique Jackson 6.30pm, Hollyoaks 10.45 Trisha Goddard (R,S). 11.45 House Doctor (R,S). 12.15 House Doctor (R,S). 12.45 Five News (S). 12.55 Wordplay (S). 1.45 Neighbours (S). Elle suspects Paul is involved in a hit-and-run. 2.15 Home And Away (S). 2.50 Wordplay Plus (S). Viewers take part in the daily quiz show. 3.10 Film: The View From Here (S) (2009). Premiere. A television reporter returns to her home town to find it in the grip of drought and a land crisis. Drama, starring Laura Leighton and Angie Dickinson. 5.00 Five News (S). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S). 6.00 Home And Away (R,S). Angelo suspects Hugo is involved in an illegal racket, and Irene learns the business is in serious trouble. 6.30 Rough Guide To Safari Adventures (R,S). 10/15. Julia Bradbury travels to southern India to explore the Periyar reserve in Kerala. 7.00 Five News At 7 (S). 7.15 Cricket On Five (S). England v Australia. Mark Nicholas introduces highlights from the fifth and final day of the Second Test at Lords, where England had not beaten the Aussies in a Test since 1934. Commentary by Geoffrey Boycott, Ian Chappell and Simon Hughes. Followed by Five News Update. 8.00 Fifth Gear (S). Jason Plato and Tiff Needell race double-decker buses and Torchwood star John Barrowman receives lessons in car control and rally-driving technique at the wheel of a Subaru Impreza. Tim Shaw assesses the sat-nav technology that can help to minimise petrol usage, while Tom Ford reviews the new Seat family saloon. Followed by Five News At 9. 9.00 The Hotel Inspector (S). 3/8. Hotelier Alex Polizzi tries to improve the fortunes of the Sunnyside Hotel in Blackpool. Owners Julie and David plan to spend 190,000 turning their three-star B&B into a lavish five-star establishment. Alex informs the couple their budget for the build and lack of taste will prove to be stumbling blocks, but they are reluctant to listen to her advice. 10.00 Scream 3 (S) (2000). A killer dons the infamous ghostly mask to stalk the set of a movie based on his predecessors crimes. Meanwhile, the survivors of the original massacre reunite to unmask the murderer. Horror sequel, starring Neve Campbell, David Arquette, Courteney Cox, Lance Henriksen, Jenny McCarthy and Parker Posey. Includes Five News Update. 12.15 Americas Toughest Prisons (R,S). The overcrowded Multnomah County Jail in Portland, Oregon, where guards work unarmed and many inmates have drug problems and suffer from mental illness. Last in the series. 1.20 V8 Supercars. Round 10 from Townsville. 2.15 Grand American Racing. The Brumos Porsche 250. 3.00 Race And Rally UK. The latest rallying highlights from around the country. 3.45 Motorsport Mundial. High- speed coverage. 4.10 NHRA Drag Racing. 5.10 Neighbours (R,S). 5.35 Home And Away (R,S). Neve Campbell 10pm, Scream 3 Anna And The King Film4, 6.15pm (1999) ENGLISH schoolteacher Anna Leonowens travels to 19th-century Siam to teach the children of King Mongkut. While there, a bond forms between her and the king, and she soon finds herself as his adviser in all things -- from affairs of the heart to international politics. They also share a subtle romance. Stars Chow Yun-Fat and Jodie Foster, above. Snakes On A Plane Film4, 9pm (2006) IF YOU like Samuel L Jackson, above, using profanity as punctuation, then this film is for you. If you like scary reptiles springing out every 30 seconds and menacing people, this film is for you. If you like wall-to-wall mindless action, this is your film. If you like acting, dialogue, plot, cinematography or intelligence, then flick over to something else. Pleasantville Fiver, 8.30pm (1998) FANTASY comedy starring Joan Allen and Reese Witherspoon, above. Two Nineties teenagers find themselves transported back into a Fifties sitcom. Its naturally confusing for them at first, but they soon warm to their new environment. However, their influence on a more innocent time begins to change the world theyve been transported to. Also stars Tobey Maguire. Lethal Weapon 2 E4, 11.05pm (1989) MEL GIBSON and Danny Glover, above, reunite for this action-packed sequel. This time officers Riggs and Murtaugh are up against a ruthless South African smuggler who hides behind diplomatic immunity to go about his evil ways. Because South Africa was a bit of a bad guy on the world stage at the time, scriptwriters clearly felt justified in including racist comments and stereotypes.