This is Londons MESSAGEBOARDemail your views to or log on to 10 Thursday, 16 July 2009 London Lite mobile broadband monthly rolling contract Thats plenty of broadband for you to play with on the move for 15 a month. And our contract lasts just one month too so youre not tied in ong term. You can: Get 2GB more data allowance than if you took out a Pay As You Go package Surf the web for around 200 hrs 15FOR5GB Open 7 days a week: Mon-Fri 8am-10pm, Sat 8am-8pm, Sun 10am-8pm. Sorry we do not accept Visa Electron or Solo cards. Cards accepted: The network built & designed for the Mobile Internet Offer available to new approved customers registering on a SIM only 5GB Mobile Broadband one month contract whilst customer remains on the promoted price plan. SIM must be used in a 3 modem. Dongle is ZTE MK627. Charges of 10p per MB apply if inclusive allowance is exceeded. One month notice required to cancel after the first month. Compatible with Windows 2000, XP and Vista operating systems and Mac OS (may require additional drivers). 200 hrs is approximation only. Service limitations and terms apply. See T t m o lo t Y S Dongleonly 9.99 THREE.CO.UK/LITEUSB OR VISIT A 3 STORE call free 0800 358 4057 Do you dream of escaping to thecountryside? W ELL to coin a phrase, the countrysides a great place to visit but I wouldnt want to live there. If figures show- ing the lowest number of families in a decade moving out of London means people are unable to sell at the right price, they can console themselves with the knowledge of a lucky escape. Get out to the sticks and for the first few hours its lovely. Then I notice that awful sound... absolute silence. At which point I zoom back to the London hubbub I love and live for. Julie, Hanmmersmith ThE trouble is Londoners watch old shows like heartbeat and get com- pletely the wrong idea. Unless you relish bored, drunken youths lolling around the village green, keep it short and quick in the country. Tom, Forest Hill No wAy! The country is as expensive as London but without the benefits. Public transport is non-existent -- it takes about a day to go just a few miles -- and you hardly ever see a police- man. People think rural is idyllic, forgetting parts of Cornwall have some of Europes worst living standards. Anil, London why do people imagine that anyone from the country leaves the moment they can for a larger community if there isnt a downside to rural life? I would particularly caution anyone who doesnt fit in ethnically or otherwise to think hard before they move to a rural location. I hate to say it but I do think that can be asking for trouble. Sarah Bradshaw, London different to do every night of the week. In an hour you can be out of the city but youll always want to come back. Ge, Kernow PLEAsE, town- ies, dont move to the country. weve got it just how we like it and dont need you lot to crowd the place out. I was once like you then wised up. Its great here. Ethan, Surrey ThE country- s i d e i s n t Third world. Its prettier, quieter and less polluted than the town. Lisa Kay, E16 I ThINK everyone should retire to the countryside. once weve earned it we should all turn our backs on the rude commut- ers, smoggy pollu- t i o n , w a i l i n g sirens and sweaty Tube. Anyone who stays in the capi- tal to endure all its drawbacks into their retirement is a fool. C Holland, SE1 LoNdoN is so exciting! you can live here for years a nd s t i l l f i nd something thats Rural life cant beat the thrills ofLondon Jointheclub:LondonersonanightoutinGreenwichsTHAT Has The Hoff still got his cool? DAVID HASSELHOFF, pictured, will always be a legend. After all, he was responsible for Pamela Andersons rise to stardom, and dont forget Knight Rider and Baywatch were hugely popular shows and are still cult today. Its great having him out and about on the London scene. Kim, Camden WHO cares what this guy thinks? He is just another old man. He fails to realise Baywatch was a joke -- it did not have any merit other than women hanging out of costumes. Clair, London HELL turn 57 on Friday, and yet hes still truly living the life. Give The Hoff the respect hes due. Baz, London EVERyOnE knows Hoff is a massive joke. Everyone, that is, except The Hoff. Ricardo, London I wIsh whitney houston all the luck with her long-awaited comeback. her talent has been wasted over the past years. Lets hope shes back on track, to continue to be an amazing singer. I look forward to hearing her new album in september. Geoff N, Roehampton why is money being wasted by police looking into the deaths of sir Edward Downes and wife Joan at a right-to-die clinic in switzerland? The events are well-known. shouldnt police focus on real crimes in the UK? AN, London And another thing... We will always love her: Whitney, back aged 45 Shouldkidsauthorshavetobeonsexchecklist?DocelebsoverdoitonTwitter? Textpoll Q: Do you feel crime is under control? OurlastresultShould cops investigate suicide clnic deaths? YES 62% NO 38%*Texts charged at 50p plus your standard network rate. Terms and conditions apply. See Text LL POLL YES or LL POLL NO followed by your first name and postcode to 65400or at DITchED a girl by saying Id gone to work in Portugal. Now have job in same street in Mayfair. shall I stay in at lunchtime? NoWayJos, DA14 IM getting fit and proudly attached pedometer to knicker line. Told curious toddler it was a toy. he told nursery staff, Mummy has a toy in her knickers! WalkOfShame, SE24 sEagULLs routinely harass me on walk to work. One ringleader and up to six mates swoop and squawk me. how do you combat this legally? Pilchard, Chelmsford whEN a waiter tells me a plates very hot why do I get the urge to touch it... just to check hes telling the truth? Tom, Orpington LOTs of grown men riding around on kids scooters recently in the city. weird! Puzzled, London aNyONE smell toast between Vauxhall and waterloo stations in the mornings? Hungry, Richmond wOMaN on train this morning kept her iPod in her bra. Maybe a bigger handbag is required. Miss Piggy, CR0 IPODs been polluted with girlfriends rubbish songs. But is it wrong I never skip Love Machine by girls aloud? Earear, London JUsT found a Lite on a train while on holiday in Devon. have missed gIOyT! Roxy, Winchmore Hill cONfUsED (Txts, Wed): three dates, no kiss is nothing. My guy didnt kiss me for 10 weeks! wasnt shy, definitely into me, think he was just being a gentleman! Lilly, SW1 hITEN (Txts, Wed): people rush to sit down for one stop or risk standing 45 minutes in tunnel. Once bitten... Martin, SW17 whO else sees fella do wiggle your bum dancing on platform two every morning at sidcup station around 6.45? RW, Sidcup hI, I am reading this paper over your shoulder. Be kind enough not to turn the page just yet! Jos, SW7 sIMON (Txts, Wed): you noticed Pink Thursdays in city. we began Lilac Thursday at Room solutions in the city in 1997. weve worn lilac or pink shirts on Thursday ever since. anyone else? RJC, CR0 LIEsEL & LIEsELs OThER fLaTMaTE (Txts, Tues & Wed): youre both just upset I wont let you wash my bedding more than once a month! Paul, SW19 aNyONE else find it funny when people get on the c2c at west ham and it goes through Barking at full speed to Basildon? Railing, London I wONDER if Ba cabin crew worked for Ryanair for a week and then went back, whether theyd be as eager to strike! 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