London Lite Wednesday, 15 July 2009 33 Sexually transmitted infections are spreading fast. Dont pick one up tonight. Night-cap. SOLDIERS OF JAH ARMY Reggae roots five-piece from Virginia. The Jazz Cafe Parkway, NW1 (0870 060 3777). Tube: Camden Town. 7pm, adv 12.50 STANLEY, THE ELEMENTS, THE SCISSORS The outfit plays melodic indie. Dublin Castle Parkway, NW1 (020 8806 2668). Tube: Camden Town. 8.30pm, 6, concs 4.50 STRIPLIGHT The London-based quartet play experimental new wave. Bull And Gate Kentish Town Rd, NW5 (020 8826 5000). Tube/Rail: Kentish Town. 8pm, 5, concs 4 SUZERAIN, KING OF SPAIN The London alt rock quintet. 229 Great Portland St, W1 (020 7323 7229). Tube: Great Portland St. 8pm, 6, adv 5 THE TEMPER TRAP Australian drum&bass. ICA, Theatre The Mall, SW1 (020 7930 3647). Tube/Rail: Charing Cross. 7.30pm, adv 8.50 THE SHIVERS Americana-tinged pop-rock. Catch Kingsland Rd, E2 (020 7729 6097). Tube/Rail: Old St. 8pm, 5, members 4 TRIO SONEANDO Salsa and Cuban rhythms. Djanogly Concert Pitch, Royal National Theatre Foyer South Bank, SE1 (020 7452 3400). Tube/Rail: Waterloo. 5.45pm, phone for prices VENTURE SOUTH The Maidstone trio play funk-rock. Bridgehouse 2 Bidder St, E16 (020 7474 3200). Tube: Canning Town. 7.30pm, phone for prices WHO BY GUN Punk-flavoured art rock. The Legion Old St, EC1 (020 7729 4441). Tube/Rail: Old St. 7pm, free WORK Experimental rock. Monto Water Rats Theatre Grays Inn Rd, WC1 (020 7837 4412). Tube/ Rail: Kings Cross. 7pm, 6 Clubs Gay & Lesbian GOGODISCO! AT THE GHETTO Pop, electro, motown and disco. Old St EC1 (020 7287 3726). Tube/Rail: Barbican. 10.30pm-late, 3 before 11pm, w/flyer 2 GRAVITY AT FIRE Funky & minimal house and bassline. South Lambeth Rd SW8 (020 7582 9890). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall. midnight- 9am, 10, w/flyer 8, w/flyer free before 1am SHINKY SHONKY AT KU BAR Classic and contemporary pop. Lisle St WC2 (020 7437 4303). Tube: Leicester Sq. 10pm-late, free TRANNYSHACK AT MADAME JOJOS Chart and pop plus live music. Brewer St W1 (020 7734 3040). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. 10.30pm-3am, 5, w/flyer 3 WORK AT HEAVEN Pop, electro and underground dance; plus booty-shaking basslines. Charing Cross Arches, Villiers St WC2 (020 7930 2020). Tube/Rail: Charing Cross. 11pm-4.15am, 6 XXL WEDNESDAYS AT THE ARCHES House and pop. Southwark St SE1 (020 7403 9643). Tube: Southwark. 10pm-3am, 3, mems free House & Garage MOOSE AT MOOSE BAR Commercial house, dance and club classics from DJ Hans. Duke St W1 (020 7644 1426). Tube: Bond St. 9pm-2am, free SMILE AT THIRST The resident DJs spin house anthems. Greek St W1 (020 7437 1977). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 5pm-3am, 4, 3 before midnight SUBURBAN CRASH AT INIGO Deep, minimal house and techno. Wandsworth Rd SW8 (020 7622 4884). Rail: Wandsworth Rd. 8pm- 2am, free UNIQUE PARTIES AT EMBASSY Chilled-out classics. Old Burlington St W1 (020 7851 0956). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. phone for details Others CHEAP$KATES AT MOONLIGHTING Disco and hip hop. Greek St W1 (020 7734 6308). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 9pm-3am, 6 CHOKE AT THE ROXY Drumnbass, reggae and hip hop. Rathbone Place W1 (020 7255 1098). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 10pm-3am, 5, NUS/w/flyer 4 DAN FRANCISCO AT DUST Hip hop, house, electro, indie-rock and new wave. Clerkenwell Rd EC1 (020 7490 5120). Tube/Rail: Farringdon. 9pm-4am, phone for prices DEATHDISCO AT NOTTING HILL ARTS CLUB Alan McGees trendy night of rocknroll, indie and punk. Notting Hill Gate W11 (020 7460 4459). Tube: Notting Hill Gate. 7pm-2am, free DISCO FIASCO AT PROUD Acid house, rave and disco. The Stables Market, Chalk Farm Rd NW1 (020 7482 3867). Tube: Camden Town. 8pm-1.30am, 5, NUS 3, free before 9pm MIDWEK MADNESS AT ESCAPE SOHO Pop, electro, funk, house and R&B. Brewer St W1 (07833 327002). 9pm-3am, free FUNKYLICIOUS AT THE PRIORY R&B, soulful house, garage and house. The Mall W5 (020 88400706). 10pm-late, phone for prices GAME ON AT ZOO BAR Chart, party anthems and retro hits with R&B, electro and house. Bear St WC2 (020 7839 4188). Tube: Leicester Sq. 9pm-3am, 7, NUS 5, adv 4.50 GEPYS NIGHT OF MAYHEM AT BAR AND CO Italo, disco, electro and house. Victoria Embankment WC2 (020 7836 7594). Tube: Temple. 10pm- 3am, phone for prices GOIN DOWNSTAIRS AT LIFE Gilles Peterson, Dom Servini and The BPM play jazz and world. Old St EC1 (020 7250 3737). Tube/ Rail: Barbican. 9pm-1am, 2 GOONITE AT THE BUFFALO BAR Shoegaze, alternative, and new wave. Upper St N1 (020 7359 6191). Tube/Rail: Highbury And Islington. phone for details HARDKNOCK AT THE SOCIAL Hip hop, grime and dub. Little Portland St W1 (020 7636 4992). Tube: Oxford Circus. 6pm- midnight, free I WANNA DJ AT HERBAL Aspiring DJs supply house. Kingsland Rd E2 (020 7613 4462). Tube/Rail: Old St. 9pm-2am, 3, free before 11pm JOYA AT SOSHO Global grooves and balearic beats. Tabernacle St EC2 (0781 3196623). Tube/Rail: Old St. 7pm-midnight KITCH AT EAST VILLAGE Rocknroll and soul. Great Eastern St EC2 (020 7739 5173). Tube/Rail: Old St. 7pm-1am, phone for prices LIPSTICK & LASHES AT THE DEN & CENTRO Retro chart and pop tunes. West Central St WC1 (020 7240 1083). 10pm-3am, 8 METROLATINA AT SALSA! Jazzy salsa with Cuban sounds. Charing Cross Rd WC2 (020 7379 3277). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 5.30pm-2am, 4, free before 9pm MOONLIGHTING SESSIONS AT OPERA QUARTER BAR Indie, pop and electro. Tavistock St WC2 (020 7263 9304). 7pm- midnight, free N*A*S*I*N AT THE BORDERLINE Punk, rock, metal, ska, and classics. Orange Yard, Manette St W1 (0870 060 3777). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 11pm-3am, 5, concs 4 PREFERRED THURSDAYS AT EMBASSY House, classics, hip hop and R&B. Old Burlington St W1 (020 7851 0956). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. s REBEL DISKO AT PLAN B Punk, funk and 1970s reggae. Brixton Rd SW9 (0870 116 5421). Tube/Rail: Brixton. phone for details ROUGH TRADE AT THE BIG CHILL BAR Resident DJs spin alternative rock. Drury Walk E1 (020 7392 9180). Tube/Rail: Liverpool St. 7pm- midnight, phone for prices SALSA PARTY TIME AT FIESTA HAVANA Learn the steps with the team and try them on the dancefloor. Fulham Rd SW6 (020 7381 5005). Tube: Fulham Broadway. 5pm-2am, 3, free before 10pm SEDUCTION AT BAR RUMBA Hip hop, R&B, dancehall and funk. Shaftesbury Ave W1 (020 7287 2715). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. 9pm- 3.30am, 5 SHUT YOUR PRETTY MOUTH AT PUNK Electro, pop, indie and alternative plus Micron 63 perform live. Soho St W1 (020 7734 4004). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. 7.30pm-2am, 5 SISTER NANCY AT VIBE BAR Reggae and dancehal. Brick Lane E1 (020 7247 3479). Tube: Aldgate Eastreet. 7pm-late, 10 VIVA LA SALSA AT RS LOUNGE Residents spin Latin. Woodford New Rd E17 (020 8509 6450). Tube: Snaresbrook. 7.30pm- midnight, 8 WEDNESDAY AT 101 BAR From Motown to Elvis via Sugar Hill. New Oxford St WC1 (020 7379 3112). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd. phone for times, free WEDNESDAY AT FREEDOM BAR Up and coming DJs. Wardour St W1 (020 7437 3490). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. phone for details WICKED WEDNESDAYS AT SOUND R&B and hip hop. Leicester Sq WC2 (0870 863 1010). Tube: Piccadilly Circus. 9pm-3am, 10, 2.50 before 11pm WHATS ON WEDNESDAY AT BAR SOHO Residents spin chart and party anthems. Old Compton St W1 (020 7439 0439). Tube: Leicester Sq. 7pm-late, phone for prices COMEDY LOWDOWN AT THE ALBANY Great Portland St, W1 (020 7387 5706). Tube: Regents Park/Great Portland St/Warren St The Sketchy Collective. Sketches and character humour with Andrea Donovan, Hayley-Jane Standing, Kerry Gilbert, Lewin & Roy, Anil Desai and Isabel Fay. 8pm, 8, concs 7 BAC Lavender Hill, SW11 (020 7223 2223). Rail: Clapham Junction Keith Farnan: No Blacks, No Jews, No Dogs, No Irish. Sharp political humour from the Irish comic. 8pm, 8, concs 5 Daniel Kitson: Work In Progress. The self-parodying comedian tries out new material. 6pm, 5 & 3, concs 3 & 2 New Art Club: This Is Now. The comedy and dance duo present their new show. 9pm, 8, concs 5 BELUSHIS BAR Borough High St, SE1 (020 7939 9700). Tube: Borough Falling Down With Laughter. Edinburgh festival previews from Gordon Southern and Dan Antopolski. 8pm, 8, concs 7 THE BETSEY TROTWOOD Farringdon Rd, EC1 (020 7253 4285). Tube/Rail: Farringdon: Bus: 55, 63, 243, N35, N55, N243 Catface Comedy. With the Catface Erotic Dancers. Hosted by Leanne Diggins. 8pm, 8, adv 7 CAMDEN HEAD Camden Walk, N1 (020 7359 0851). Tube: Angel 99 Club Islington Too. With Paul Foot, Tom Deacon, Christian Reilly, Robert White and MC Matt Green. 8.30pm, 10, two for one entry CANAL CAFE THEATRE Delamere Terrace, W2 (020 7289 6054). Tube: Warwick Ave Dan Atkinson: Death By A Thousand Pricks. The dishevelled York humorist presents his show of downbeat observation. 9.30pm, 6 & 7.50, concs 5 & 6.50 The Leftovers. Sketch comedy trio. 7.30pm, 5 & 6.50, concs 4 & 5.50 COMEDY STORE Oxendon St, SW1 (020 7930 2967). Tube: Piccadilly Circus The Comedy Store Players. Improvised comedy from Josie Lawrence, Andy Smart, Suki Webster, Steve Edis, Stephen Frost and Niall Ashdown. 8pm, 15 THE CORNER STORE Wellington St, WC2 (0870 446 0616). Tube: Covent Garden The Funny Side...Of Covent Garden. Michael Fabbri and Terry Alderton present their Edinburgh preview show. 7pm, 12.50 ETCETERA THEATRE Camden High St, NW1 (020 7482 4857). Tube: Camden Town Geoff Norcott: The Shocking Truth About Men And Women. Stand-up from the TV and radio writer as he discusses gender. 9.30pm, 6.50 Jerry Sadowitz: Comedian, Magician, Psychopath 2009. The foul-mouthed comedian and magician vents his frustrations. 10.45pm, 10 THE HIDEAWAY Junction Rd, N19 (020 7561 0779). Tube: Archway/Tufnell Park Arthur Fowlers Allotment - Anything Grows!. A variety show featuring sketch comedy, stand-up and music. 7pm, 3 LONGACRE Long Acre, WC2 (020 7520 6920). Tube: Leicester Sq 99 Club Leicester Sq New. With Pippa Evans, Matt Kirshen, Holly Walsh, Inder Minocha and MC Caroline Mabey. 8.30pm, 16, 14 concs, two for one entry LOWER GROUND BAR West End Lane, NW6 (020 7431 2211). Tube/Rail: West Hampstead Lower Ground Laughs. Featuring Henning Wehn, Broken Biscuits, Adan Tempest, Jo Neary and Simon Fielder. 9pm, phone for prices OLIVERS Nevada St, SE10 (020 8858 5855). BR/DLR: Greenwich Edinburgh previews. With Luke Toulson, Mike ODonovan, Sajeela Kershi, Angus Lindsay and Duncan Bolt. 8pm, 4 PUNCH TAVERN Fleet St, EC4 (020 7353 6658). Punch Tavern Comedy. Featuring acts including Tom Wrigglesworth. 8pm, phone for prices RIVERSIDE STUDIOS Crisp Rd, W6 (020 8237 1111). Tube: Hammersmith Ali McGregors Late Nite Variety Nite Night. Variety and comedy from Ali McGregor and Saxon McAllister. 8pm, 12.50 ROYAL VAUXHALL TAVERN Kennington Lane, SE11 (020 7820 1222). Tube/Rail: Vauxhall Piff The Magic Dragon, Ava Vidal. The two comics present a preview of their Edinburgh shows. 8.30pm, 6 SOHO THEATRE Dean St, W1 (020 7478 0100). Tube: Tottenham Court Rd Jamie Kilstein. The comic and presents a show about his atheism andthe American religious right. 10pm, 10 & 15, concs 12.50 LISTINGS DropOut JAMIE RICHARDS, Stef Lesik and Guy Hornsby, right, head up the best intimate techy-house party this side of Kingsland Road with a bunch of special guests including Very Very Wrong Indeeds Josh Tweek to join them on the decks. Sat, Horse & Groom, 26 Curtain Road EC2 (, 9pm, 3, free before 10pm. 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