SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Wednesday, 15 July 2009 23 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 5.40 Speed Racer. Action adventure, starring Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci and Matthew Fox. Prom Night. A teenager who witnessed her parents murder tries to put the past behind her as she prepares to attend her senior prom. Horror remake, starring Brittany Snow and Scott Porter. Hellboy II: The Golden Army. The demon hero battles a renegade prince, who plans to reawaken an unstoppable army. Action fantasy sequel, starring Ron Perlman, Selma Blair and Doug Jones. 6.15 Over Her Dead Body. Starring Eva Longoria Parker, Paul Rudd and Lake Bell. St Trinians. Mischievous schoolgirls steal a priceless painting and use the money from its sale to save their beloved St Trinians from closure. With Rupert Everett. 9.45 Ferris Buellers Day Off. A teenage student gets involved in all manner of crazy schemes while playing truant from school. Starring Matthew Broderick and Mia Sara. 11.35 K-9. With James Belushi. 5.30 Rush Hour 3 7.10 X-Men. Powerful mutants defend the human race from a superhuman terrorist faction. With Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen and Anna Paquin. Vantage Point. An assassination attempt against the US president is followed from several perspectives. With Dennis Quaid and Matthew Fox. 10.35 Knock Off. A fashion designer tries to stop terrorists getting their hands on microscopic bombs. With Jean-Claude Van Damme. 6.30 Arctic Tale. Documentary examining the effects of global warming on Arctic wildlife. Son Of Rambow. A boy from a strict home and an unruly classmate become friends and decide to make their own action movie. Comedy, with Bill Milner. 9.40 Casper. The daughter of a paranormal expert befriends the amiable ghost of a young boy. Family comedy, starring Christina Ricci and Malachi Pearson. 11.25 The Sound Of Music. Oscar-winning musical. 6.00 Georgia Rule. Starring Jane Fonda, Lindsay Lohan and Felicity Huffman. Indecent Proposal. A penniless architects wife is offered $1million to spend a night with a billionaire. With Robert Redford, Demi Moore, Woody Harrelson and Billy Bob Thornton. Elizabeth: The Golden Age. Elizabeth I grapples with her feelings for Sir Walter Raleigh while facing war with Spain. With Cate Blanchett, Geoffrey Rush, Clive Owen and Samantha Morton. 5.05 Disturbia 7.05 10,000 BC. A prehistoric hunter journeys across the wilderness to rescue his village from slave raiders. Starring Steven Strait, Camilla Belle and Cliff Curtis. Resident Evil: Extinction. Zombie-fighter Alice protects refugees from the living dead in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. With Milla Jovovich and Oded Fehr. 10.40 Soldier. A soldier defends the inhabitants of a desolate planet from his fellows warriors. With Kurt Russell. 6.10 The Nanny Diaries. Comedy, starring Scarlett Johansson and Laura Linney. Three And Out. A tube driver runs over two people, and searches for a third victim so that he can receive compensation for stress. Comedy drama, with Mackenzie Crook. 9.45 Tombstone. Renowned marshal Wyatt Earp plans to enjoy a peaceful retirement in the remote town of Tombstone, Arizona. Western, with Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer, Bill Paxton, Sam Elliott and Charlton Heston. 6.20 Cloverfield. Thriller, starring Michael Stahl- David, Lizzy Caplan and Jessica Lucas. Deep Blue Sea. A scientist researching Alzheimers disease devises a way to enlarge sharks brains to help her develop her theories. Thriller, starring Saffron Burrows and Samuel L Jackson. Titus. A captive queen seduces the Roman emperor, while plotting a gory revenge for her defeat. Shakespearean tragedy, starring Anthony Hopkins, Jessica Lange and Harry J Lennix. 5.15 The Naked Runner 7.20 Murder At The Gallop. Miss Marple investigates the case of a recluse apparently frightened to death by a cat. Mystery, with Margaret Rutherford. Any Given Sunday. An American football star is dropped from his team due to injury, but his replacement takes the squad to new heights -- making the veteran coach realise he is getting out of touch with the new generation of players entering the game. Drama, starring Al Pacino. 6.10 Anna And The King. A governess tutors the King of Siams children and develops a platonic love for her new employer. Historical drama, starring Jodie Foster and Chow Yun-Fat. Snakes On A Plane. An FBI agent is assigned to protect a witness in the trial of a feared crime boss. Tongue-in-cheek thriller, starring Samuel L Jackson, Julianna Margulies and Jonathan Phillips. 11.05 California Dreamin. Premiere. Comedy drama, starring Armand Assante. 5.30 Clubland. Comedy drama. The Portrait Of A Lady. An American heiress visits Europe to find herself, but ends up marrying an enigmatic art collector -- unaware he considers her to be nothing more than another piece for his collection. Drama, starring Nicole Kidman. McCabe And Mrs Miller. A gunfighter sets up a string of lavish brothels in a boom town and falls for an opium-smoking madam. Western, with Warren Beatty, Julie Christie and Rene Auberjonois. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm mimi rogers, 7pm, Virgin 1 nell mcandrew, 7pm, itV2 noel edmonds, 8pm, sky1 david Jason, 8.20pm, G.o.L.d. rob morrow, 9pm, itV3 Lesley Garrett, 10pm, Blighty skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espncLassic 4.30 Live Cricket. Worcestershire Royals v Yorkshire Carnegie. All the action from the opening game of both sides Pro40 Division One campaigns, held at New Road. The Royals narrowly avoided relegation last season, while Carnegie were promoted as Division Two runners-up. Khan V Kotelnik Countdown Ashes Poker. The poker version of the Ashes, as Darren Gough captained a team of English players against an Australian side, led by Shane Warne. Khan V Kotelnik Countdown European Tour Weekly. The latest news. Boots n All. Super League review. With Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson. FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. Total Rugby. Magazine show. Boots n All. Super League review. With Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson. NFL: Total Access. All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL. Show Jumping. Highlights of the FEI Nations Cup meeting in Aachen, Germany. PGA EuroPro Tour Golf. Action from the Stoke By Nayland International Open in Gainsborough, won last year by Englands Nicky Harris. Cage Fighting. Action from the Ultimate Challenge UK event at the Troxy in London, where bouts included Edgelson Lua v Dean Bray. Ten Pin Bowling. The World Ten Pin Masters. Ten Pin Bowling. The 12th staging of the World Ten Pin Masters at the Barnsley Metrodome. Polo. The Whitney Cup. Watersports World. Highlights of aquatic activities, featuring water skiing and sailing. Transworld Sport. Action and features, focusing on activities and minority interest events. Ocean Adventures. Magazine show. Polo. The Whitney Cup. 6.55 Yacht Club 7.15 Cycling: Tour De France Flash 7.30 Live Athletics. Coverage of this evenings Spitzen Leichtathletik meeting from Lucerne in Switzerland. Cycling: Tour De France. Action from stage 11, a 192km race from Vatan to Saint-Fargeau. Triathlon. Action from the Blenheim Triathlon. Triathlon. The Ironman Austria Triathlon. Cycling: Tour De France. Action from stage 11, a 192km race from Vatan to Saint-Fargeau. 6.40 Test Match Legends 7.15 Everton V Chelsea: 2006/07. Highlights. 7.50 Golf: The Open. A look back at the 2004 staging of the event at Royal Troon. 8.55 Rugby World Cup 2007. Action from England v South Africa in Pool A. Cricinfo: Inside The Ashes. The 2005 Ashes. 10.35 Test Match Legends. The Third Test of the 2005 Ashes. 11.15 Premier League Football. The final day of the 1995/96 season. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Homer is cursed by a gypsy. The Simpsons. Homer becomes a magician. Noels Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year Old? Game show, hosted by Noel Edmonds. Liar, Liar. An unscrupulous lawyer finds himself unable to lie following a birthday wish made by his son. Comedy, with Jim Carrey and Maura Tierney. 10.40 Wives. Gangsters partners reveal how their lives are riddled with fear and uncertainty. 11.40 Ross Kemp On Gangs The X Files. A teenager holds the key to humankinds existence. Mimi Rogers guest stars. Star Trek: The Next Generation. Members of the crew turn into prehistoric beings. Criminal Minds. Bodies are discovered in the Idaho wilderness. Thomas Gibson stars. The Unit. Jonas and Mack search for the terrorists who killed the vice president. Sexcetera. An instructor who teaches budding dominatrices and a transgender porn star. T: The Ting Tings And Franz Ferdinand. Highlights of the T in the Park festival. Make My Body Younger. A 27-year-old worries her lifestyle might threaten her job. Last in the series. Starsky And Hutch. A mismatched pair of detectives set out on the trail of a drug dealer. Comedy, starring Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson. 10.35 Family Guy. Peter loses his job. Family Guy. Peter arranges a date. 11.25 Little Britain 11.55 The Real Hustle On Holiday World News Today Chelsea Pensioners: Once A Soldier Days That Shook The World. The atomic bombing of Hiroshima in August 1945. The Trials Of Oppenheimer. The rise and fall of J Robert Oppenheimer, director of the project that developed the first atomic bomb. Getting On. Comedy, starring Jo Brand. The Mother. Drama by writer Hanif Kureishi, starring Anne Reid and Daniel Craig. All Star Family Fortunes. Model Nell McAndrew competes. 7.45 Creature Comforts Gossip Girl. Serena is furious when she finds out that Lily deliberately had her arrested. Pretty Woman. A millionaire hires a prostitute to escort him for a week -- but realises he is falling in love with her despite the differences between them. Comedy, with Julia Roberts and Richard Gere. 11.25 Coronation Street 11.55 The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift 6.55 On The Buses. Stan faces a crisis. 7.25 On The Buses. Stan injures himself in the bath. Monarch Of The Glen. Archie makes big plans for Glenbogle. Alastair Mackenzie stars. Numb3rs. Don investigates a series of attacks on an LA highway. Rob Morrow stars. Life. A lottery winner is murdered at a dining table set for two. Damian Lewis stars. The Mission. Historical drama, starring Robert De Niro and Jeremy Irons. Tour De France 2009. Action from stage 11, a 192km race from Vatan to Saint-Fargeau. Jungle Marathon. A trial described as the most dangerous race in the world. Mercury Rising. A top secret government agency has developed a seemingly unbreakable code -- only for an autistic boy to crack it instantly. Thriller, starring Bruce Willis, Alec Baldwin and Miko Hughes. 11.20 Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me. Drama. Hollyoaks. Newt endures a meal at the McQueens. 7.35 My Name Is Earl. Comedy. Friends. Ross prepares to make a speech. Friends. Phoebe attracts a stalker. Monster-in-Law. A woman meets the man of her dreams, but his mother proves to be a nightmare. Romantic comedy, starring Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda, Michael Vartan and Adam Scott. 11.05 You Have Been Watching. Quiz show. 11.55 A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila Grand Designs. A couple with a love of horror movies build an Addams Family-style house. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Time Team. Tony Robinson and the crew visit Somerset to investigate a small Roman villa. What Sank The Mary Rose? Experts examine possible reasons for the sinking of the ship in 1545. 11.05 Dispatches: The Children Britain Betrayed. With Peter Oborne. Will And Grace. Will and Jack get a surprise. Will And Grace. Karen corrupts Graces intern. Private Practice. Sam continues to fret over the future of the clinic. Kate Walsh stars. Eleventh Hour. Dr Hood investigates a lightning storm that left 30 people dead. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Warrick is accused of murdering a notorious gangster. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A prisoner bursts into flames while trying to escape. Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? James Bolam stars. 7.40 Yes Minister. Jim sees a chance to further his career. 8.20 Only Fools And Horses. An old friend offers Del a partnership. Only Fools And Horses. Del buys a new manual to give him the confidence to make positive decisions. David Jason stars. 10.20 Harry Enfield And Chums. Comedy. 10.55 Only Fools And Horses. Raquels father finds an old watch among the Trotters junk. New Tricks. The team investigates the apparent suicide of a Seventies rock star. New Tricks. The team reopens a case worked by a corrupt colleague of Pullmans father. Silent Witness. When a government minister is killed by a fire in a London hotel, terrorists are suspected of starting the blaze -- until Leo discovers a wad of notes on the MPs bed. Amanda Burton and William Gaminara star. 11.25 Judge John Deed. Deed reluctantly helps Jo. The King Of Queens. Arthur visits a casino. The King Of Queens. Carrie is promoted. Frasier. Actors thwart Frasiers ambitions. Frasier. Niles asks Frasier for advice. Two And A Half Men. Alan catches flu. TwoAndAHalfMen. Charliesdebtsmountup. The Office: An American Workplace Sex And The City. The girls join Richard in Atlantic City. 11.05 Sex And The City. Carrie gets a new look. 11.40 Two And A Half Men JAG. Sturgis Turner defends himself against accusations of racism. Scott Lawrence stars. NCIS. Tony and Ziva disappear while looking for smuggled weapons at a shipyard. Family Guy. Peter sells Meg to pay a debt. Family Guy. Lois is sent to prison for shoplifting. ReGenesis. Bob worries about going blind as he prepares for eye surgery. Conrad Pla stars. The Listener. Toby uncovers a human trafficking organisation. Craig Olejnik stars. 6.10 Fire From Below. Sci-fi adventure, starring Kevin Sorbo and Maeghan Albach. Toxic Skies. Premiere. A specialist from a health organisation investigates a mysterious illness ravaging a town. Drama, starring Anne Heche and James Tupper. 9.50 Countdown: The Skys On Fire. The human race is threatened by a depletion in the ozone layer. Sci-fi thriller, starring John Corbett. 11.40 Meltdown: Days Of Destruction Mythbusters. The team set out to discover an effective remedy for seasickness. How Do They Do It? Armoured cars. How Its Made. Metal detectors and rum. 20th Anniversary: Viewers Top Five. The five most popular Discovery shows ever made, chosen by viewers to celebrate the channels 20th anniversary. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. The adventurer shows how to survive in the jungles of Ecuador. Seconds From Disaster. The DC-10 crash at Chicagos OHare airport in 1979. The Boston Strangler. Albert Henry DeSalvo, who confessed to the murders of 13 women. Outlaw Bikers. The Montreal police attempt to end Mom Bouchers reign of terror. Banged Up Abroad. How a man was locked up in a Mexican jail after a drug deal went wrong. Americas Hardest Prisons. Oak Park Heights in Minnesota, home to dangerous criminals. The Universe. The discovery of gravity and how it holds the universe together. Rome: Rise And Fall Of An Empire. Important figures from the Roman Empire. The Roman Invasion Of Britain. New series. Life under the rule of the Romans. The Roman War Machine. Expanding a small farming settlement to a mighty empire. Lost Ships. The discovery of Nelsons first flagship HMS Agamemnon in Uruguay. All Creatures Great And Small. James realises he has a rival for Helens affections. Battlefield Britain. The fall of the Jacobite rebellion at Culloden in 1746. Sex, Love And War. Four women reveal their intimate wartime romances. Pornography: A Secret History Of Civilisation. The advent of erotic photographs in the Eighties. All Creatures Great And Small. James realises he has a rival for Helens affections. Bounty Girls. A team of female bounty hunters tracks down Miamis most dangerous fugitives. The Chris Isaak Hour. The host presents the chat show, in which he explores the lives of artists. Michael Bubl: Caught In The Act. Featuring his versions of Feeling Good and Come Fly with Me. Rat Pack: A Conference Of Cool. Profile of Frank Sinatra and the American bad boys. Our Psychic Family. The family plays cupid. Our Psychic Family. The family gives readings. Who Do You Think You Are? Comedian David Baddiel researches his ancestry. Dog Borstal. The trainers try to reform a naughty springer spaniel named Jimmy Chew. Great Historical Britons. Historian Richard Holmes traces the life of Oliver Cromwell. Who Do You Think You Are? Lesley Garrett investigates her ancestry. Traffic Cops. An insight into the working life of officers as they patrol the nations roads. Deep Wreck Mysteries. A deep-sea wreck at the bottom of the Bristol Channel. Oceans. The Arctic Ocean, one of the worlds most hostile environments. Last in the series. The Blue Planet. Exploring the wealth of marine life that inhabits the oceans edge. SAS Jungle: Are You Tough Enough? An endurance exercise through thick jungle. 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