LITESPORT London Lite Tuesday, 14 July 2009 33 LITEAND BITTER Gotanaxetogrind?Doithere... To be considered for publication, texts must be submitted with name and address or postcode. Please restrict messages to 25 WORDS. Thanks. >>Text TELLUS to 65800 followed by a space and your messageEach text costs 50p plus standard network charges >>Text LL RANT to 65400 Terms apply. See PONTING (L&B 13/O7) how big a girls blouse are you? Your big tough bowlers have 11 overs to get out the batting giants that are Panesar and Anderson and all you can do is cry and stamp your feet when we send on the 12th man and physio to waste a bit of time! If you hadnt appealed after every delivery, youd have fitted in another couple of overs! LaughAtYou OVERHERE (L&B 13/O7) Im not sure whats funnier, Ricky Ponting throwing out his toys or Panesar showing KP how to bat. Confused SELECTORS (L&B 13/O7) at last youve picked a bloke who might scare them. Harmi has got to play. Then lets see how the Aussie ton- up boys cope with a bit of leather whistling round their ears. Macca MANU MICK (L&B 13/O7) are you taking the mickey? Your numbers up bottom of top four beckons. French Connection MANU MICK (L&B 13/O7) when will you Liverpool fans stop living in the 70s and 80s? We may not have won anything in four years, but we have had relatively recent success! Anon MANU MICK (L&B 13/O7) Fabregas is going nowhere as he is loyal, unlike the posturing diver. A four-lorn future? At least we havent been shopping in the bargain bucket! EmVC Going on holiday? You can now keep up with all the action in LiteSport by logging on to: THIS is your chance to see Champions League winners Barcelona play in London at the Wembley Cup. The Catalan giants arrive next week for the brand new summer tournament which also features Tottenham, Celtic and Egyptian champions Al-Ahly in action at the recently rebuilt home of football -- Wembley Stadium. 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Text LL SPORTwithyouranswer, nameandanumberwhereyou canbereachedto 65400.(Texts cost50pplusstandardnetwork charges).Or,e-mailusatsport. leavethesamedetails(please specifyWembleyCupinthe subjectfield).Allentriestobe receivedby9amtomorrow.Entrants mustbeover18(onlyoneentryper person).Usualrulesapply.Winners willbechosenatrandom.The editorsdecisionisfinal. FIXTURES 24 July (5.15pm): Celtic v Al Ahly; Spurs v Barcelona. 26 July (1.30pm): Barcelona v Al Ahly; Spurs v Celtic. Tickets: or call 0844 847 2540. Royal Garden Hotel, 2-24 Kensington High St, London W8 4PT. Reservations: 020 7937 8000. or WIN WEMBLEY CUP TICKETS PLUS A SIGNED SPURS SHIRT OFFER, ARSENAL where I should go. But its nice of him to say I deserve a better club. Now I have my own desires. I always said that I wanted to dis- cover the Premier League. Im not spitting on Sunder- land. That track is not at all discarded. Moroccan marvel: Marouane Chamakh is being lined up as Arsenals replacement for Emmanuel Adebayor, inset Tevez goes to City, just like we told you in May ITS the story LiteSport got weeks before the rest -- Carlos Tevez signs for Manchester City after his loan spell at arch-rivals United. We were the ones who spotted Tevez in Chelseacouldsnatch Riberyonthecheap BAYERN MUNICH are worried about a legal loophole that could result in Franck Ribery joining Chelsea for a fraction of his hefty price tag. Article 17 of the FIFA regulations says any player between the ages of 23 and 28 may walk away from his club, provided he has served at least three years of a four or five-year contract. Ribery, 26, will have served three years of his five-year Bayern deal at the end of the 2009-10 season and will then be able to invoke the clause. If he did decide to break his contract, Bayern would be eligible for compensation to the tune of around 16m. New Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti is expected to make one big signing this summer and Ribery has already visited Chelsea. Abu Dhabi with Citys billionaire owners way back in May. Today, Tevez, 25, passed his medical and signed a five-year deal with the Eastlands outfit. Boss Mark Hughes said: He gives us another exciting attacking dimension. First: LiteSport reveals the Abu Dhabi link on 29 May The shirt you never thought hed wear ITS enough to make an Arsenal fan choke on his gourmet Emirates burger Patrick Vieira in a Spurs kit. But the nightmare could become a reality as Tottenham are confident of signing the former Gunners captain in a 3.5m deal. The 33-year-old is set to leave Inter Milan and has received a host of offers from clubs across Europe including Birmingham City, Bordeaux and Lyon. But Spurs boss Harry Redknapp believes he is winning the race to sign the Frenchman on a two-year contract and is prepared to use Jermaine Jenas as a makeweight in the deal. Inter manager Jose Mourinho remains an admirer of Jenas from his time in charge at Chelsea and is keen to involve the 26-year-old in any agreement. Vieira may still need convincing over a return to the Premier League, especially to the bitter rivals of the club where he made his name. He won three League titles and four FA Cups in nine years at Arsenal as Arsene Wengers general. But he will be well aware that crossing the Seven Sisters Road can be a hazardous journey. Sol Campbell made the switch the other way and still suffers abuse today. BY GEOFF TEATHER PHOTOMONTAGE index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html