SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Tuesday, 14 July 2009 23 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 5.40 Speed Racer. Action adventure, with Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci and Matthew Fox. Hellboy II: The Golden Army. The demon hero battles a renegade prince, who plans to reawaken an unstoppable army. Action fantasy sequel, with Ron Perlman, Selma Blair and Doug Jones. Prom Night. A teenager who witnessed her parents murder tries to put the past behind her as she prepares to attend her senior prom. Horror remake, starring Brittany Snow and Scott Porter. 6.00 Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins. With Martin Lawrence and James Earl Jones. Drillbit Taylor. Three kids hire a low-rent bodyguard to make sure they get through high school in one piece. With Owen Wilson, Leslie Mann and Nate Hartley. 9.45 Teen Wolf. A teenager is initially dismayed to learn he is a werewolf, until he realises his cursed condition has its advantages. Starring Michael J Fox. 11.25 Housesitter. With Steve Martin. 4.55 In The Line Of Fire 7.05 Daylight. A former emergency worker leads a group of survivors to safety a collapsed tunnel. With Sylvester Stallone, Amy Brenneman and Viggo Mortensen. Universal Soldier: The Return. The resurrected warrior battles against a deadly computerised opponent. With Jean-Claude Van Damme. The Condemned. Convicted murderers are forced to fight to the death on a live internet feed. With Steve Austin and Vinnie Jones. 6.30 Underdog. Comedy adventure, starring Peter Dinklage and James Belushi. Stardust. A hapless young man embarks on a journey into a magical world in search of a fallen star. Fantasy adventure, starring Charlie Cox, Claire Danes, Michelle Pfeiffer and Robert De Niro. 10.10 Addams Family Values. Spooky couple Gomez and Morticia hire a nanny for thier new baby. Comedy, starring Raul Julia. 11.50 The Adventures Of Greyfriars Bobby 6.00 Perfect Stranger. With Halle Berry, Bruce Willis, Giovanni Ribisi and Richard Portnow. The Bucket List. Two terminally ill men enjoy the time they have left doing the things they have always wanted to do. With Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman. 9.40 Things We Lost In The Fire. A widow offers to take in her husbands heroin-addicted friend and help him turn his life around. With Halle Berry, Benicio Del Toro, David Duchovny and Alison Lohman. 11.45 Eyes Wide Shut 6.20 Southland Tales. An amnesiac action movie star gets mixed up in a conspiracy that could destroy the world. With Dwayne Johnson, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Seann William Scott. 10,000 BC. A prehistoric hunter journeys across the wilderness to rescue his village from slave raiders. With Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, Cliff Curtis, Joel Virgel and Mo Zainal. Alien 3. With Sigourney Weaver, Charles Dance, Brian Glover and Charles S Dutton. 6.15 Dan In Real Life. Romantic comedy drama, starring Steve Carell and Juliette Binoche. Edward Scissorhands. A lonely man-made boy with scissor-like hands is befriended by a surburban American community. Fantasy, starring Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder. 9.50 Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Worlds End. The swashbuckling heroes must rescue Captain Jack Sparrow from the land of the dead. Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Johnny Depp and Geoffrey Rush. 6.10 The Air I Breathe. Crime drama, with Andy Garcia, Kevin Bacon and Sarah Michelle Gellar. The Bank Job. A bank robber ends up stealing top secret files the government wants buried. Fact-based crime thriller, starring Jason Statham, Saffron Burrows and Stephen Campbell Moore. Instinct. A psychologist probes the mind of an imprisoned primatologist to discover what motivated him to kill. Drama, with Anthony Hopkins, Cuba Gooding Jr and Donald Sutherland. The Gumball Rally. A wealthy man launches a madcap motor race from New York to California, involving a host of eccentric characters and their crazy cars. Comedy, starring Michael Sarrazin. City Of Angels. A lonely angel falls in love with a heart surgeon, but learns he can only be united with her if he sacrifices his immortality. Romantic fantasy, starring Nicolas Cage, Meg Ryan and Dennis Franz. 11.15 Pat Garrett And Billy The Kid. Western, starring James Coburn. The Bad News Bears. A former minor-league baseball coach takes on a bunch of hopeless youngsters and turns them into winners. Comedy, with Walter Matthau and Tatum ONeal. I, Robot. A detective is convinced a robot is a killer, even though it is programmed to never harm humans. Sci-fi thriller, starring Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan, Alan Tudyk and Bruce Greenwood. 11.10 The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad! Comedy. 5.25 Tell No One. Thriller, starring Francois Cluzet. 7.40 Ride With The Devil. Confederate soldiers struggle to survive a series of bloody raids on Union troops. American Civil War drama, starring Tobey Maguire, Skeet Ulrich, Jewel and Jeffrey Wright. Blood Simple. A mans plot to murder his wife and her lover is ruined by a private eye who sets off a horrific chain of events. Thriller, with Frances McDormand. 11.40 The Escapist movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Jenny Frost, 7pm, BBc3 Victoria coren, 7.30pm, BBc4 Justin Bruening, 8pm, sci-fi ross kemp, 9pm, itV4 david Baddiel, 10pm, Blighty Jo Brand, 11pm, BBc4 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espncLassic 4.30 Live Cricket. Warwickshire Bears v Middlesex Panthers. The Pro40 Division Two season gets under way at Edgbaston today, as the Bears entertain one of last seasons relegated sides. The Bears finished the previous campaign in sixth place, with the Panthers at the foot of the table. Football Asia. Soccer news from the Far East. NFL: Total Access. All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL. Davis Cup Tennis. Quarter-final action. Live Horse Racing. Coverage of eight of this evenings races, featuring the 7.10, 7.40, 8.10 and 8.40 from Southwell and the 7.20, 7.50, 8.20 and 8.50 from Great Yarmouth. Davis Cup Tennis. Czech Republic v Argentina, Croatia v USA, Israel v Russia and Spain v Germany. Poker. Action from the rugby heat in the Sports Stars Challenge, staged at the 3 Mills Studio in London. Featuring Raphael Ibanez, Andy Gomarsall, Henry Paul and Steve Menzies. Football Asia. Soccer news from the Far East. Mountain Bike World. Recent competitions. Premier League Bowls. Action from the Potters Leisure Resort in Norfolk, as six of the finest players in the world competed in a round-robin league. Paul Foster won the trophy last year. Sports Unlimited. Magazine programme rounding up offbeat activities. Carp Academy. Carp fishing at Mallard Lake. Football Asia. Soccer news from the Far East. Pool. The World Cup of Pool in Holland, where 32 teams represented their countries. Polo. The Westchester Cup. Action from the match between England and the USA. Volleyball. Great Britain v Spain. Highlights of the mens encounter from Pool A of the European Volleyball League, held at Ponds Forge International Sports Centre in Sheffield. Ocean Adventures. Magazine show. Polo. Action from the Westchester Cup. Cycling: Tour De France Flash 7.15 Boxing. Giacobbe Fragomeni v Krzysztof Wlodarczyk. Action from the bout for the WBC Cruiserweight title, staged at the Gran Teatro in Rome. Cycling: Tour De France. Stage 10 of Le Tour, a 194.5km race from Limoges to Issoudun. Rallying. A look back at the Rally Russia. Powerboating. The P1 World Championship. Motorsports Weekend 11.15 Cycling: Tour De France. Highlights of stage 10 of Le Tour. 6.40 Test Match Legends 7.15 The Dead Good Match. A game from the 2001/02 season. 7.50 Golf: The Open. A look at the 2003 staging of the event, held at Royal St Georges Golf Club. 8.55 Rugby World Cup 2007. England v Tonga. The Pool A match at the Parc des Princes in Paris. Cricinfo: Inside The Ashes. A rundown of Australians. 10.35 Test Match Legends. The 2005 Ashes series. 11.15 Premier League Football. The final day of the 1996/97 season. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 Virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVing g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Bart tries to close the school. The Simpsons. Homer puts on weight. The Simpsons. Homer is hypnotised. The Simpsons. Bart is caught shoplifting. House. The miserable medic is taken hostage by a man demanding immediate medical attention. The Real Full Monty. In homage to the hit British film, unemployed men from various walks of life are selected to become strippers. Bones. A boy is found hanging from a tree. The X Files. Mulder is taken hostage by an office worker who claims his boss is a monster. Star Trek: The Next Generation. Troi develops feelings for Worf during an investigation. Chuck. The spys love interest reappears, but he discovers her boss may be developing a weapon. The Life And Times Of Tim. Animation. Room 101. Sean Lock consigns actors to oblivion. 11.05 Sexcetera. Aspects of human sexuality, from the erotic to the bizarre. Snog, Marry, Avoid? With Jenny Frost. Snog, Marry, Avoid? Emma B gets a new look. Make My Body Younger. A 27-year-old worries about her lifestyle. Last in the series. Personal Affairs. Jane struggles with her feelings when Grace returns. Last in the series. EastEnders. Phil visits Archie to scare him off. Bizarre ER. A man whose scalp was shaved off. Family Guy. Animation. 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 Britney Spears Saved My Life World News Today Only Connect. Victoria Coren presents. South Pacific. The story of how the 20,000 islands in the region became colonised. How To Be Old. Nicholas Craig discusses the intricacies of the work of an elderly actor. The Chasers War On Everything. Sketches. Flight Of The Conchords. Last in the series. Getting On. Drama, starring Jo Brand. John Mortimer: A Life In Words All Star Family Fortunes. Louisa Lytton and Zo Ball compete. 7.45 Creature Comforts Katie And Peter: Stateside. The couple run in the London Marathon. Last in the series. Katie Price Exclusive Uncut With Piers Morgan. Extended version of the interview shown on ITV1, as Katie Price talks to Piers Morgan. Bowfinger. A Hollywood producer splices secretly filmed footage of a star into his latest a low-budget movie. Comedy, with Steve Martin. 6.45 On The Buses. Comedy. 7.20 Carry On Laughing. Comedy sketches. 7.55 Agatha Christies Poirot. An aircraft manufacturer hosts a party to trap a spy. Memphis Belle. The members of an American B-17 bomber crew prepare to conclude their tour of duty and return home. Drama, starring Matthew Modine, Eric Stoltz and John Lithgow. 11.05 Dangerous Lady. Terry is transferred to a new station. Drama, starring Susan Lynch. Tour De France 2009. Stage 10, with the riders travelling 194.5km from Limoges to Issoudun. Goodwood Festival Of Speed 2009. A review of the three-day festival in West Sussex. Ultimate Force. Jamie is captured by Irish terrorists. Drama, starring Ross Kemp. Bouncers. Doormen go out drinking in Blackpool. 10.35 Rambo: First Blood Part II. Action adventure sequel, starring Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna and Charles Napier. Hollyoaks. Tony worries about Cindys motives. My Name Is Earl. The do-gooder plans a prom. Friends. Rachels former fianc gets married. Friends. Ross reveals his raciest fantasy. Ugly Betty. Gio returns and Betty tries to make amends, but he refuses to forgive her. Supersize vs Superskinny. An 18-year-old undereater trades diets with a 28-stone man. Alan Carr: Chatty Man. With Kanye West, Mr Hudson and Fern Britton. 11.50 Big Brother Live Grand Designs. An architect designs an unusual home for his family. Kevin McCloud presents. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Come Dine With Me. Four amateur cooks from Birmingham take part in the culinary challenge. True Stories: Taking Liberties. Examining civil liberties in England since Magna Carta in 1215, arguing that they have been eroded in recent years as a result of the fear of international terror. Will And Grace. Karen returns. Will And Grace. Karen fumes over the divorce. Four Weddings. A bride with a budget vows to keep her preparations simple. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda tries to prevent another tragedy. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars. Eleventh Hour. Dr Hood investigates the death of a former FBI pilot. Drama, starring Rufus Sewell. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A prison inmate helps the team. William Petersen stars. Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? Comedy. 7.40 Yes Minister. Sir Humphrey is being evasive. Last in series. 8.20 Only Fools And Horses. Rodney becomes a film-maker. Only Fools And Horses. Del feels down on his luck after the council reject his application for a home improvement grant. 10.20 Harry Enfield And Chums. Comic sketches. Only Fools And Horses. Del buys a new manual to show him how to make positive decisions. Murder, She Wrote. Jessica hires a temporary typist whose husband is later found murdered. Murdoch Mysteries. Murdoch investigates the whereabouts of a small time gangster. New Tricks. The team investigates the apparent suicide of a Seventies rock star. Roger Lloyd Pack guest stars. 10.20 New Tricks. The team reopens a case originally worked by a corrupt colleague of Pullmans father. Silent Witness. Sams loyalties are tested. The King Of Queens. Carrie pretends to be ill. The King Of Queens. Holly is evicted. Frasier. Roz tries to reveal her caring side. Frasier. Niles receives divorce papers. Two And A Half Men. Alan gets a makeover. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. South Park. Giant guinea pigs attack. Sex And The City. Charlotte decides her marriage is over. 11.05 Sex And The City. Samantha sees Richard. 11.40 Two And A Half Men JAG. Mac is assigned to escort a female prisoner. Catherine Bell and John M Jackson star. NCIS. A model is killed while filming a reality television show at a Marine base. Family Guy. Peter tries to prove he is a genius. Family Guy. Brian appears on a TV show. Dexter. The forensics expert faces Ramon Prado and The Skinner, before learning the truth about Ritas past. 11.10 Nip/Tuck. Christian contemplates proposing to Michelle. 6.10 Polar Storm. Thriller, starring Jack Coleman, Holly Dignard and Tyler Johnston. Knight Rider. Kitt falls victim to a destructive computer virus. Justin Bruening stars. Dollhouse. Echo is dispatched to identify a traitor within the Dollhouse. The Lost Treasure Of The Grand Canyon. A research expedition to the Grand Canyon discovers a lost Aztec city. Adventure, with Michael Shanks. 11.50 Thrill Seekers Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman Investigate the hazards of steel-toed boots. How Do They Do It? Australian banknotes. How Its Made. Police badges and rum. Deadliest Catch. Highlights of the third series following life aboard ship in the Alaskan crab fishing fleet. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. The former Special Forces agent visits Cairngorm Mountains. Seconds From Disaster. The reasons behind two passenger jet crashes during the Fifties. Sea Patrol UK. Documentary following the lives of people who work on the English Channel. Helicopter Wars. The battle between a Royal Navy helicopter and a hidden tank in Iraq. Foreign Legion: Tougher Than The Rest. The regiment competes to build the Christmas crib. Americas Hardest Prisons. A tour of Ohios Lebanon Correctional Institute. The Universe. A look at some of the largest discoveries so far, such as super-galaxy clusters. God v Satan: The Final Battle. Documentary investigating the alleged biblical prophecy that an apocalyptic war will take place between good and evil in Megiddo, Israel. The Universe. Physicists explain how they believe parallel universes could exist. Lost Ships. Mensun Bound travels to Tunisia to locate a ship which sank 2,000 years ago. All Creatures Great And Small. James meets the beautiful daughter of a local farmer. Battlefield Britain. Peter and Dan Snow investigate the Battle of the Boyne in 1690. Sex, Love And War. The boom in short-lived marriages during the Second World War. Pornography: A Secret History Of Civilisation. The impact of the printing press on pornography. All Creatures Great And Small. James meets the beautiful daughter of a local farmer. Bounty Girls. A man wanted on charges of assault and child abuse is tracked. Being The Ugliest. The lives of people with unusual appearances and how they feel. In My Life: Jon Culshaw. A profile of the impressionists successful career in radio and TV. Why I Ran. Why drivers run from the police. Why I Ran. A deadly car chase ensues. Psychic Kids. The case of a girl who dreamed of her uncles death prior to his murder. Who Do You Think You Are? Moira Stuart looks at the slave trade as she traces her ancestry. Dog Borstal. Lynne Davies tackles a pair of canines that terrorise their neighbourhood. Great Historical Britons. Tristram Hunt profiles Isaac Newton, who discovered the law of gravity. Who Do You Think You Are? Comedian David Baddiel researches his ancestry. Traffic Cops. Police in Hull use a taser for the first time to combat armed offenders. Deep Wreck Mysteries. The fate of a Canadian warship that went to the aid of a freighter. Oceans. Paul Rose and the team embarks on a journey through the Mediterranean Sea. The Blue Planet. 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