TELEVISION Filmchoice FILM RATINGS excellent very good good average poor KEY (R)repeat (S)subtitles on text service STEPHEN MARR BBC2 ITV1 Channel 4 Five London Lite Tuesday, 14 July 2009 21 10.30 This Morning (S). Tips on the latest summer fashion trends. 12.30 Loose Women (S). English rugby union star Austin Healey joins the hosts. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (S). 1.55 London News And Weather (S). 2.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (R,S). From Scarborough, North Yorkshire. 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge (S). Singer Claire Sweeney judges todays dishes. 3.59 London Weather (S). 4.00 Midsomer Murders (R,S). Part one of two. New Age travellers upset a local magistrate. 5.00 The Fuse (S). Game show, hosted by Austin Healey. 6.00 London Tonight (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News (S); Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale (S). Viv returns to the village after being released from prison, but is made to feel like a stranger in her own home when she is mistaken for a thief by Brenda, the twins fail to recognise her, and relations with Bob seem strained. Debbie enjoys a date with Michael, but fails to tell him she has a daughter, and Turner struggles to keep up with Eddy. See Soap Box 8.00 Holiday Homes From Hell (R,S). People who have invested money in properties abroad, only for it to turn to disaster amid unfamiliar laws and problems with the language barrier. One couple reveal why their villa was demolished before their eyes due to new laws and families recall being caught up in the worst forest fires in Europe. Stephen Tompkinson narrates. 9.00 Trial And Retribution (R,S). 1/6. Part one. Two paramedics are killed when an ambulance is run off the road and the patient it was carrying is shot in the head. Walker and Connor realise they are not dealing with simple road rage when a drug squad officer intervenes in the case and the victim is revealed to be the fianc of a celebrity heiress. Concludes at 10.35pm. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (S). 10.30 London News And Weather (S). 10.35 Trial And Retribution (R,S). 2/6. Conclusion. Imogens mother makes an emotional appeal for her daughters safe return as the heiress tries to flee the country with drug dealer Hikmet in hot pursuit. Drama, starring Victoria Smurfit. 11.35 Hollywood Lives (S). 6/6. An interview with footballer-turned- actor Vinnie Jones. Last in the series. 12.05 Supernatural (S). Sam and Dean investigate violent events at a college. 12.45 Goodwood Festival Of Speed 2009. The three-day festival in West Sussex. 1.40 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Mystery (R,S); ITV News Headlines. 2.30 Loose Women (R). With guest Austin Healey. 3.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 4.15 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Morning News (S). 10.35 Beat The Boss (R,S). 11.05 The Flintstones (R,S). 11.30 Castle In The Country (R,S). 12.00 Daily Politics (S). 12.30 Working Lunch (S). 1.00 Living In The Sun (R,S). 2.00 Animal Park (R,S). Keepers await the birth of a rare animal. 2.30 Car Booty (R,S). Raising money for a nursery. 3.00 Murder, She Wrote (R,S). A sailing competition ends in murder. 3.45 Flog It! (R,S). A valuation day in Brighton. 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R,S). 5.15 Escape To The Country (R,S). A couple look for a property in the Peak District. 6.00 Eggheads (R,S). Quiz show. 6.30 Bargain Hunt Famous Finds (S). 6/10. Connie Fisher and Ian H Watkins compete in the challenge. The Sound of Music star is joined by her mother Jan, while the former member of Steps has his friend Bethan for company. 7.00 On Thin Ice (R,S,HD). 3/5. James Cracknell and Ed Coats are forced to train without Ben Fogle while he recovers from a flesh- eating disease. After doctors give Ben the all-clear, the trio make the final preparations for the race and head to Antarctica for a 10-day acclimatisation trek, where they encounter extreme weather over Christmas and New Year. 8.00 Coast (S,HD). 1/8. New series. Nicholas Crane, Neil Oliver, Alice Roberts, Mark Horton and Miranda Krestovnikoff embark on another journey around the British Isles, extending their tour to the shores of the nations European neighbours. In the first programme, the team makes a hovercraft crossing to France. See Ben Felsenburg 9.00 Freefall (S,HD). Drama, written and directed by Dominic Savage. When a city executive begins to sell mortgage bundles, a broker sees this opportunity as a way to help an old school friend. However, when the market collapses, signalling the beginning of the recession, the fortunes of all three men take a drastic turn for the worse. Aidan Gillen stars. See Ben Felsenburg 10.30 Newsnight (S). Analysis of the days events, presented by Jeremy Paxman. Followed by Weather. 11.20 The Wire (S). 11/12. When he discovers that Stringer betrayed him, Brother Mouzone forms an alliance with Omar and has a meeting with Avon. Royces delay in closing down the free zones alienates Burrell, who leaks the story to Carcetti. Colvin works to protect his men from possible repercussions and receives information on the location of the Barksdale crew. 12.25 BBC News (S). 3.35 Close. 11.00 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD). 12.00 News At Noon (S). 12.30 Life Begins Again (R,S). A single father trades London for a village pub. 1.25 Film: Campbells Kingdom (S,HD) (1957). Adventure, starring Dirk Bogarde. 3.25 Countdown (S). With Ian Hyland. 4.15 Deal Or No Deal (S). Game show, with Noel Edmonds. 5.00 Wogans Perfect Recall (S). General knowledge and memory game show. 5.30 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions (S,HD). Nightclub manager Rick Breckenridge hosts a dinner party in Aberdeen. 6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 6/22. Homer takes over Krustys television slot. With the voice of Mr T. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Zak decides to move out, but a misunderstanding leads Michaela to jump to conclusions. Ste worries he will not be able to look after Lucas properly. 7.00 News (S). 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: The Estate (S). 2/16. The series exploring the Sighthill Estate in north Glasgow continues, providing a floor-by-floor glimpse of tower block life. 8.00 Property Snakes And Ladders (S). 6/11. Having made a profit on the buy-to-let market during the property boom, developers in Devon set out to renovate an abandoned railway station on the edges of Dartmoor, hoping to transform it into a base of operations for a holiday rental business. Sarah Beeny is on hand to help the ambitious entrepreneurs. 9.00 Big Brother (S). The shows 10th birthday celebrations kick off with surprise appearances from former housemates handyman Craig Phillips -- who won the first series -- and Dean from BB2, who challenge current housemates at the assault course and the record- breaking task respectively. Then, a trio of housemates from BB3 take part in an egg-and-spoon race. 10.00 You Have Been Watching (S). 2/8. TV critic Charlie Brooker invites guests Frank Skinner and Josie Long to take part in the comedy quiz examining the weeks programmes. 10.50 The Inbetweeners (S). 3/6. Will plans to celebrate his birthday with a grown-up dinner, but when he discovers the event clashes with a more popular party, the gang breaks into the rival gathering. 11.25 Rude Tube (R,S). 4/7. Matt Kirshen presents examples of internet fame. Featuring celebrity spoofs and dancing dustmen. 11.55 World Series Of Poker Europe (R). Action from Londons Empire Casino, where the 62 remaining players compete for a share of the prize money. 12.55 Big Brother Live. 4.00 Ocean Race (S). 4.50 World Sport (R,S). 5.15 British Formula 3 International Series (R,S). 5.45 GT4 European Cup (R,S). 10.45 Trisha Goddard (R,S). 11.45 House Doctor (R,S). Compilation of tips. 12.15 House Doctor (R,S). A cluttered house in Cradley Heath, West Midlands. 12.45 Five News (S). 12.55 Wordplay (S). 1.45 Neighbours (S). Sunny and Zeke confront their feelings. 2.15 Home And Away (S). Lachie and Geoff clash at the rugby game. 2.50 Wordplay Plus (S). Viewers take part in the daily quiz show. 3.10 Film: Generation Gap (S) (2008). Premiere. Drama, starring Alex Black and Edward Asner. 5.00 Five News (S). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S). 6.00 Home And Away (R,S). Lachie and Geoff clash at the rugby game. 6.30 Rough Guide To Mediterranean Islands (R,S). 12/15. Toby Amies visits two islands north of Sicily, while Julia Bradbury samples the beaches of Vis and Hvar off the coast of Croatia. 7.00 Five News At 7 (S). The days headlines with Matt Barbet. 7.30 Vets In Action (R,S). Louise undertakes dangerous and pioneering surgery to save a dogs hearing and Joanne is called to deal with a bug which is causing blindness in goats. Documentary series following four teams of vets, narrated by Kym Marsh. Followed by Five News Update. 8.00 Monster Moves (S). Entrepreneur Sereta Barnes wants to turn around the fortunes of disused paddle steamer the SS President and transform it into a luxury hotel. However, the 4,000- tonne vessel must first be transported from the docks at St Louis to the town of St Elmo, 130 kilometres away. Last in the series. Followed by Five News At 9. 9.00 CSI: Miami (S). 3/25. When the daughter of Delkos therapist is murdered, the list of suspects includes various patients, family members and a former boyfriend of the victim who had paid her brother to steal files from the office. Horatio and the team must find the killer before their colleagues darkest secrets are revealed. David Caruso and Adam Rodriguez star. 10.00 CSI: NY (R,S). Mac uncovers a murder on board a commercial flight from New York to Washington DC and sets up a makeshift crime lab to catch the killer. The case takes an unexpected twist with the discovery that the victim, an escaped convict with a history of drug smuggling, was posing as a Federal Air Marshal to smuggle cash out of the country. Followed by Five News Update. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (R,S). 3/23. The elite forensic team is assigned to investigate the kidnapping of a millionaires wife and a fatal hit-and- run incident -- and discovers appearances can be deceptive. 12.00 Criminal Minds (R,S). 1.00 US Tour Golf. The John Deere Classic. 1.55 Seniors Golf. The Jersey Seniors Classic. 2.45 NHRA Drag Racing. 4.20 Great North Run (R). 5.10 Neighbours (R,S). 5.35 Home And Away (R,S). I, Robot Film4, 9pm (2004) THIS special effects-laden film is set in 2035, when doctors can graft living skin over robotic limbs, and the world veritably teems with artificial intelligence. Will Smith, above, stars as a police officer with a prejudice against robots. When he discovers that a robot may be involved in a murder case, he goes after the suspect with predictable zeal. The Naked Gun Film4, 11.10pm (1988) LESLIE NIELSEN, above with co-star Priscilla Presley, is superb as the bumbling police detective Frank Drebin. In the first of the Naked Gun series, Drebin has to foil a plot to kill Queen Elizabeth, who rather strangely is intending to attend a baseball match during a US visit. One-liners, sight gags, double entendres and good old-fashioned slapstick abound. Memphis Belle ITV3, 9pm (1990) THIS film follows the fortunes of a tight-knit American bomber crew as it flies its final mission over Germany. The target is Bremen, and the bomber formation comes up against some fierce resistance from German fighters and anti-aircraft guns. Will the crew make it back alive? Stars Matthew Modine, above, Eric Stoltz and Billy Zane. Bowfinger ITV2, 10pm (1999) STEVE MARTIN ever so slightly redeems his credibility as a comedy writer/actor with this film. He plays a Hollywood producer who is desperate for one last hit before hes 50. He plans to cast action star Kit Ramsey in his new movie -- without Ramsey knowing about it. Eddie Murphy, above with Martin, does his usual multi-role schtick, as Kit and Kit lookalike Jeffernson Jiff Ramsey. FROM 75 2009 Specsavers Optical Group. 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