SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Monday, 13 July 2009 25 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.00 Daylight Robbery. Crime thriller, starring Geoff Bell and Vas Blackwood. Speed Racer. A racing driver battles corporate corruption as he strives to become a champion. Action adventure from the creators of The Matrix, starring Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci, Matthew Fox and John Goodman. 10.20 Hellboy II: The Golden Army. The demon hero battles a renegade prince, who plans to reawaken an unstoppable army. Fantasy, with Ron Perlman. 6.05 Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. With Michael Caine, Steve Martin and Glenne Headly. Hairspray. An overweight teenager dreams of appearing on a TV dance show, while fighting racism in her small town. With Nikki Blonsky, Michelle Pfeiffer and Christopher Walken. Kindergarten Cop. An undercover cop poses as a school teacher to protect a child from his drug-dealer father. With Arnold Schwarzenegger and Penelope Ann Miller. 11.55 Wedding Daze 6.20 Johnny Handsome. With Mickey Rourke, Ellen Barkin and Morgan Freeman. Street Kings. A cop pursuing his partners murderers is accused of having a hand in the killing. With Keanu Reeves, Forest Whitaker, Hugh Laurie, Chris Evans and Cedric the Entertainer. Rambo. The one-man army returns, travelling to Burma to rescue a party of missionaries from a sadistic military officer. With Sylvester Stallone. 11.35 The Generals Daughter 6.15 Bratz. Childrens comedy adventure, starring Logan Browning and Janel Parrish. The Addams Family. Creepy couple Morticia and Gomez are threatened by an imposter claiming to be a long-lost relative. Comedy, starring Anjelica Huston. 9.45 Spiceworld: The Movie. The Spice Girls have a series of strange adventures as the prepare for a concert at the Royal Albert Hall. Musical comedy, with Roger Moore. Starman. Sci-fi fantasy, starring Jeff Bridges. 5.50 Freedom Writers. With Hilary Swank, Patrick Dempsey and Scott Glenn. The Jane Austen Book Club. Members of a book club find their own lives beginning to mirror the plots of Jane Austens novels. Comedy, with Kathy Baker and Maria Bello. 9.50 Die Hard 4.0. Tough cop John McClane goes on the trail of a criminal mastermind plotting a technological terror attack. Action thriller sequel, with Bruce Willis and Timothy Olyphant. 5.15 The Stepdaughter 7.15 Galaxy Quest. Aliens transport ageing stars of a TV sci-fi show into an intergalactic battle because they think they are real-life heroes. With Tim Allen. Fear. A psychopathic teenager tries to exact a violent revenge on the girl who dumped him because of his obsessive jealousy. With Mark Wahlberg and Reese Witherspoon. 10.45 Saw IV. Horror sequel, starring Costas Mandylor, Athena Karkanis, Scott Patterson and Betsy Russell. 6.05 The Game Plan. Family comedy, starring Dwayne Johnson and Madison Pettis. Superhero Movie. A high school student develops strange powers after being bitten by a radioactive dragonfly. Comedy, starring Drake Bell. The Heartbreak Kid. A 40-year-old bachelor proposes to his girlfriend of several weeks, but lives to regret it. Romantic comedy, starring Ben Stiller, Michelle Monaghan and Malin Akerman. Wild Wild West. Comedy. 6.25 Vacancy. Horror, starring Kate Beckinsale and Luke Wilson. 7.55 The Mummy. A soldier of fortune battles the awakened spirit of an ancient Egyptian high priest. Action adventure, starring Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah and Arnold Vosloo. Hannibal. The fugitive serial killer Dr Hannibal Lecter is hunted by a detective and an embittered victim. Thriller, starring Anthony Hopkins, Julianne Moore, Ray Liotta and Gary Oldman. 5.05 None But The Brave 7.10 The Big Trees. A lumberjacks love for a Quaker girl makes him think twice about felling the redwoods around her home. Western, starring Kirk Douglas. Fame. Musical drama charting the trials and aspirations of a group of talented students at New Yorks School for the Performing Arts as they train for a career in showbusiness. With Irene Cara, Lee Curreri and Gene Anthony Ray. The Rise And Rise Of Michael Rimmer 6.50 Star Trek: Nemesis. The Enterprise is pitted against the evil intentions of Captain Picards malevolent clone. Sci-fi adventure, starring Patrick Stewart and Brent Spiner. Keeping Mum. A housekeeper helps a well-meaning but dull vicar sort out his dysfunctional familys problems. Comedy, with Rowan Atkinson and Kristin Scott Thomas. Chinatown. Oscar-winning mystery, starring Jack Nicholson and Faye Dunaway. 6.50 The Movie Geek 7.20 The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford. Western, examining the relationship between the legendary outlaw and a recruit to his gang who would ultimately betray and murder him. Starring Brad Pitt and Casey Affleck. Assembly. A veteran of the Chinese Civil War finds the fate of the men he led into a massacre has gone unrecorded, and is determined to prove they died with honour. Drama, starring Hanyu Zhang. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm pauline Quirke, 7pm, alibi amanda holden, 8pm, itV3 trevor eve, 9pm, alibi sean Gilder, 10pm, e4 richard madeley, 10.30pm, BBc3 michelle ryan, 11pm, sci-fi skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espncLassic 4.30 Live Cricket. Essex Eagles v Sussex Sharks. All the action from the Pro40 Division One encounter at the County Ground in Chelmsford. This is the opening match of the competition, as last seasons Division Two winners host the defending champions. Where Are They Now? Premier League stars. FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. Speedway. The World Cup. Highlights of the second semi-final, from Peterborough. Live Speedway. The World Cup. Coverage of the second semi-final, held at the East of England Showground in Peterborough. Australia, Great Britain, Slovenia and last years runners-up Poland are the four teams challenging for a place in Saturdays final. Poker. Action from the PCA High Rollers event, where a first prize of $500,000 was on offer. Thinking Tackle. Danny Fairbrass goes in search of the most popular coarse fish in the country. Live Horse Racing. This evenings meetings, featuring the 7.00, 7.30, 8.00 and 8.30 at Windsor, the 7.10, 7.40, 8.10 and 8.40 at Killarney and the 7.20, 7.50, 8.20 and 8.50 at Wolverhampton. Ocean Adventures. The latest surfing events. Wild Spirits. Extreme sports action. WWE: Late Night -- Bottom Line. Jack Korpela presents highlights of the latest edition of Raw. WWE: Late Night -- Afterburn. Highlights of the latest bouts featuring the stars of Smackdown. Show Jumping. Highlights from the Trans Canada Parcours De Chasse at Spruce Meadow. British Rally Championship. The Rally Isle of Man. The fourth round of the season. Thinking Tackle. Danny Fairbrass goes in search of the most popular coarse fish in the country. Show Jumping. The Trans Canada Parcours De Chasse at Spruce Meadows in Calgary. Ocean Adventures. The latest surfing events. Wild Spirits. Extreme sports action. 6.00 Athletics. Highlights of the IAAF Grand Prix at the Olympic Stadium in Athens, where several potential medal contenders for next months World Championships were present. Triathlon. Action from the Blenheim Triathlon. Cycling: Tour De France. Highlights of the ninth stage from Saint-Gaudens to Tarbes. Cycling: Tour De France Flash 10.45 Planet Armstrong 11.00 GP2 Series. Action from Germany, where round five took place. 6.40 Test Match Legends 7.15 The Dead Good Match. Chelsea v Wimbledon. 7.50 Golf: The Open. A look back at the 2002 staging of the event at Muirfield. 8.55 Rugby World Cup 2007. England v Samoa. The Pool A clash from Stade de la Beaujoire in Nantes. Cricinfo: Inside The Ashes. Popular England players. 10.35 Test Match Legends. The 2005 Ashes series. 11.15 The Dead Good Match 11.50 Euro 2000. France v Portugal. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Homer has a heart attack. The Simpsons. Mr Burns hires Homer. The Simpsons. Homer plays Santa Claus. The Simpsons. Homer asks Patty for help. The Real Full Monty. In homage to the hit British film, unemployed men from various walks of life are selected to become strippers. Road Wars. The Ashburton Tactical Aid Group carries out raids on two flats. Road Wars. Conrad and Simon tackle a mugger. The X Files. Mulder exhibits strange behaviour. Sci-fi mystery drama, starring David Duchovny. Star Trek: The Next Generation. An alien device takes over the Enterprise. Patrick Stewart stars. Ghost Whisperer. Melinda reveals her secret to Delia. Drama, starring Jennifer Love Hewitt. Chuck. A global terrorist organisation targets a member of staff at Buy More. Zachary Levi stars. Sexcetera. A club that mixes sex with rave music, and an interview with Rob Black. T: The Killers And The Best Of The Rest. Highlights of the Killers, Blur and Lily Allen. The Real Hustle On Holiday. Documentary. The Real Hustle On Holiday. Documentary. Gavin And Stacey Christmas Special. The couple make a surprise announcement. EastEnders. Archie tries to win Peggy back. Little Britain. With Richard Madeley. Family Guy. Animation. 11.25 Family Guy 11.50 Gavin And Stacey Christmas Special World News Today Liz Smiths Summer Cruise. The actor fulfils her ambition of going on a proper holiday. Only Connect. New series. Wallander. Kurt Wallander, his daughter Linda and the Ystad team investigate the case of a bank hold-up. Drama, with Krister Henriksson. Who Is Kurt Wallander? Examining Henning Mankells most famous character. Beryls Last Year. Documentary. All Star Family Fortunes. With Nikki Sanderson. 7.45 Creature Comforts The Chopping Block. The winning couple is announced. Last in the series. Wimbledon. A British tennis player has an amazing change of luck after meeting a female star of the sport. Romantic drama, starring Kirsten Dunst, Paul Bettany and Eleanor Bron. 11.05 Coronation Street. Kevin ends his affair. 11.35 Coronation Street 6.55 On The Buses. Stan redecorates. 7.25 Carry On Laughing. Comedy clips. Wild At Heart. Evan and Olivia run away, forcing Sarah to search for them. Amanda Holden stars. Martina Coles Lady Killers. Martina Cole examines the backgrounds of female murderers. Clocking Off. Alan and Sally look forward to their freedom now the children are on the verge of leaving home. 11.15 The Lakes. Bernie discovers she is pregnant by Father Matthew. Tour De France 2009. A review of the first week of the most prestigious race in the world. Fighter Pilot: Afghanistan. Following RAF Cottesmore pilots in action over Afghanistan. Bruce Parry: Cannibals And Crampons. Two former army officers climb Mount Mandela. 10.05 The Howling. A newswoman takes a break at a retreat, only to find it is home to werewolves. Tongue-in-cheek horror, starring Dee Wallace Stone and Patrick Macnee. Hollyoaks. Ste worries for Lucas. My Name Is Earl. Joy goes into labour. Friends. Chandler and Ross face two bullies. Friends. Rachel has an eventful birthday party. One Tree Hill. Brooke reaches out to an unexpected ally when her store is threatened. Shameless. Paddy wakes up to find himself chained to a bed in a strange room. Sean Gilder stars. 11.05 Alien Resurrection. Sci-fi thriller sequel, starring Sigourney Weaver. Grand Designs. A couple who live in Cheltenham decide to build a house in their back garden. More4 News. The days stories. Michael Jacksons Last Days: What Really Happened. The events leading up to his death. Property Snakes And Ladders. Developers in Kent and Norfolk seek help with unusual projects. 10.35 Relocation, Relocation. Revisiting a mother and daughter who bought a village pub. 11.40 Grand Designs Will And Grace. Hour-long episode. Will tries to reunite Grace with former lover Ben. Make Me A Supermodel US. New series. American version of the catwalk reality show. Four Weddings. A bride with a budget vows to keep her preparations simple. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Two couples die in suspicious circumstances. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Part two of two. A decomposed body is found in a bath. Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? Comedy. 7.40 Yes Minister. Jim Hacker is kept in the dark by Sir Humphrey. 8.20 Only Fools And Horses. The Trotters fall for the same girl. Only Fools And Horses. Del-Boy sets out to find his dear departed mothers treasure trove. Comedy, guest starring Joan Sims. 10.20 Harry Enfield And Chums. Kevin throws a party. Only Fools And Horses. The Trotters become caped crusaders. With David Jason. Maisie Raine. Maisie rescues a man in debt to crooks. Pauline Quirke stars. New Tricks. The team investigates a golfers death. Isla Blair and Cheri Lunghi guest star. Waking The Dead. Feature-length episode. The team reinvestigates the work of a serial killer when the wallets of his victims surface on the day he is released from a secure psychiatric unit. Trevor Eve and Sue Johnston star. 11.20 New Tricks. The team investigates a golfers death. The King Of Queens. Carrie goes out. The King Of Queens. Danny falls ill. Frasier. The brothers land a double date. Frasier. Niles throws a house-warming party. Two And A Half Men. With Charlie Sheen. Two And A Half Men. With Denise Richards. Rules Of Engagement. David Spade stars. Sex And The City. Carrie submits her first article. 11.05 Sex And The City. Miranda goes into labour. 11.40 Two And A Half Men JAG. Members of the group are encouraged to talk about their feelings. With David James Elliott. NCIS. McGee kills an undercover police officer, and Jenny decides to approve an investigation. Family Guy. Stewie falls in love with an actress. Family Guy. Peter joins the police force. NCIS. Ducky is violently assaulted at a crime scene after the main suspect is apprehended. The Wire. McNulty returns to his old drinking and womanising habits. Dominic West stars. 6.10 The Triangle. Bruce and Emily continue to gather meteorological evidence. The Triangle. The team voices concerns that the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle may be linked to a series of experiments carried out by the Navy, but the warnings are ignored. My Own Worst Enemy. Henry begins to suspect that Angie is a foreign spy working for Janus. Bionic Woman. Jaime is sent to Paraguay to rescue an American doctor. Michelle Ryan stars. Mythbusters. Investigating the effects of a high- speed collision between two lorries and a car. How Do They Do It? Finnish loggers. How Its Made. Carbon fibre car parts. Time Warp. How fireworks explode. Time Warp. Two hockey sticks are tested. Destroyed In Seconds. A bridge disintegrates. Destroyed In Seconds. A helicopter crashes. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. Demonstrating how to survive on the African savannah. Seconds From Disaster. The events that nearly led to the destruction of the USS Forrestal. Helicopter Wars. The SAS plan to retake South Georgia during the Falklands War in 1982. Sea Patrol UK. Series following the lives of people who work on the English Channel. Salvage Code Red. Steve Wood faces a difficult time during typhoon season. Americas Hardest Prisons. A jail that is home to several violent gang leaders. The Universe. Extreme weather conditions in other parts of the universe, including iron rain. Extreme Trains. A locomotive that transports 14,000 tons of coal across America. Top Trumps. An exploration of the worlds most technologically advanced vehicles. Brits Who Made The Modern World. Peter Snow meets mobile phone pioneers. The Universe. Extreme weather conditions in other parts of the universe, including tornadoes. All Creatures Great And Small. The post-mortem results arrive. With Christopher Timothy. Battlefield Britain. Recreating the crucial moments in the Battle of Naseby in 1645. Sex, Love And War. Revealing insight into the rise of casual sex during the Second World War. Pornography: A Secret History Of Civilisation. The role of pornography in cultural evolution. All Creatures Great And Small. The post-mortem results arrive. With Christopher Timothy. Bounty Girls. The girls pursue a fugitive wanted on charges of cocaine possession. I Survived. The story of a woman who survived being shot multiple times by a former colleague. Why I Ran. Why drivers tried to escape police. Why I Ran. The impact of running from police. Disorder In The Court. A countdown of the 20 most infamous courtroom disasters. Psychic Detectives. A mothers disappearance. Psychic Detectives. Psychics help police. Monarchy: The Royal Family At Work. Following the Queen in the year she turned 80. Dog Borstal. Lynne Davies, Mic Martin and Robert Alleyne tackle a deaf English bull terrier. Great Historical Britons. The life of Britains most famous poet William Shakespeare. Who Do You Think You Are? Moira Stuart looks at the slave trade as she traces her ancestry. Traffic Cops. Officers deal with crimes involving people who are not who they say they are. Deep Wreck Mysteries. Using the latest diving technology to explore the South-Wests wrecks. Oceans. The team explores the Indian Oceans tides and currents on coastal areas. The Blue Planet. The fragile marine community of coral reefs. Narrated by David Attenborough. Shipwreck Detectives. The remains of the Portuguese Correio da Azia. 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