24 Friday, 10 July 2009 London Lite IN&OUTTONIGHT Mark the shows you love. See your own personal TV schedule. Share with your friends. Just text LL TV to 65400 Texts to 65400 are charged at standard rate. The service connects to the internet; data is charged at your operators standard rate. Free from London Lite BBC1 11AM 6PM 7PM 8PM 9PM 10PM 11PM TONIGHTSTV Celebs cooking with gas at last Celebrity MasterChef BBC1, 8.30pm How The Celts Saved Britain BBC2, 7pm In THE second half of his illuminating history of one of the least-known periods of the British Isles, Dan Snow, right, retraces the journey made by the Christian missionaries of Ireland, at a time when barbarism had darkened much of Europe in the wake of the fall of the Roman Empire. It was thanks to the efforts of the churchmen that some kind of civilisation came to a particularly primitive land: Britain. Wild Things Channel 4, 7.35pm WHEn hippy radicals sought to revamp the patriarchal notion of the nuclear family, some went so far as to attempt to eradicate the very idea of blood parents, and in those communes each child moved between several mothers. These children were surnamed Wild. Director Adam Hopkins tracks down the Wilds, now adults, and discovers a curious legacy. Opting for married life and materialism, many seem to have chosen a kind of rebellion against their parents ideal, but theres more continuity than at first seems to be the case in this fascinating footnote to the legacy of the Sixties. R emember June 2009? Cor, those were the days. back when we had Tube strikes, mPs expenses all over the headlines and when ronaldo was still a man United player. Oh, and the latest series of Celebrity masterChef had only just got going. Yes, its been a big, long competition -- crowded early rounds had to whittle down a fairly complete line-up of the current Z-list scene -- but now at last the three finalists have one last cook-off. ex-Olympian Iwan Thomas is the plucky novice making up for lack of cooking experience with sheer gutsy effort. In sporting terms youd call Jayne middlemiss somethingTickling taste buds: Jayne Middlemiss competes for the title Coronation Street ITV1, 7.30pm/8.30pm HElEn and Barry are coming to visit Maria (Samia Smith, right) -- and Tony wonders if it might be time for him to make a discreet exit. But Marias had enough of hiding everything. Sally gets a birthday treat from Rosie, but Kevin cant bring himself to be straight about his plans. braved the wrath of Gene Hunt, catering for the cast and crew of Ashes To Ashes, and last night ran the gauntlet of a panel of cuisine experts. This evening, they simply have to make a meal of it -- a three-course dinner to impress the heck out of judges John Torode and Gregg Wallace. The celebs are at the top of their cooking game, and the judges gush superlatives to match; thisll be won by the teensiest extra parmesan shav- ing of brilliance. I cant quite see Thomas taking the prize (kept a tightly guarded secret from the press), and common sense says itll be Pe t e r s . b u t w i d e - e y e d middlemiss is the one youd count on for the most OTT reac- tion on winning, and I wonder if Torode and Wallace might not want to see that, too. 11.00 To Buy Or not To Buy (S). 11.30 Cash In The Celebrity Attic (R,S); BBC news; Weather. 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S). 1.00 BBC news; Weather (S). 1.30 Regional news And Weather (S). 1.45 Doctors (S). A patient visits Heston with a body his car. 2.15 Diagnosis Murder (R,S). Mark is targeted by mobsters. 3.00 BBC news; Weather; Regional news (S). 3.05 nuzzle And Scratch (R,S). 3.25 Martha Speaks (S). 3.35 Arthur (R,S). 3.50 Arthur (R,S). 4.05 Animals At Work (R,S). 4.35 Trapped (R,S). 5.05 newsround (S). 5.15 Weakest link (R,S). 6.00 BBC News (S); Weather. 6.30 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 7.00 The One Show (S). live topical show in which reporters uncover fascinating stories. Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley present. 7.30 Air Medics (S). The team deals with three cases involving injured children -- a four-year-old run over by a car, a six-year-old who fell off his bike, and a 16-year-old thrown by a galloping horse. Followed by BBC News; Regional News. 8.00 EastEnders (S). Peggy throws Roxy out of the pub after discovering that she arranged Archies return, but she later agrees to meet her estranged husband. 8.30 Celebrity MasterChef (S). 15/15. The winner is decided as Iwan Thomas, Jayne Middlemiss and Wendi Peters prepare a meal for John Torode and Gregg Wallace. last in the series. See Ben Felsenburg 9.00 Torchwood -- Children Of Earth (S,HD). 5/5. Gwen finds herself alone as the world descends into anarchy and the 456s sanction against Earth begins. As violence spills out onto ordinary streets, humanitys fate is decided in the absence of the one person who might be able to prevent the destruction of planet Earth. Eve Myles stars. last in the series. 10.00 BBC News (S). 10.25 BBC Regional News (S); Weather. 10.35 Friday Night With Jonathan Ross (S,HD). 23/25. The host talks to leading British fashion designer Vivienne Westwood, Top Gears James May and musician Rufus Wainwright. There is also a performance by Scottish singer- songwriter Paolo nutini. 11.35 The National Lottery EuroMillions Draw (S). OJ Borg presents coverage of the draw. 11.40 Spy Hard (S) (1996). An inept secret agent sets out to thwart a megalomaniac intent on world domination. Espionage spoof, starring leslie nielsen. Followed by Weatherview. 1.05 Sign Zone: Mary, Queen Of Charity Shops (R,S). 2.05 Sign Zone: Celebrity MasterChef (R,S). 2.35 Sign Zone: Heir Hunters (R,S). 3.20 BBC news (S). PREVIEW BEN FELSENBURG of a touch player, v e e r i n g b e t w e e n brilliance and tearful, barking meltdowns. ex-Corrie star Wendi Peters should be odds-on favourite with her sophisticated menus and near-professional tech- nique, but her bolshie stubborn streak means you can just never tell. earlier this week they AS THE WORLD MOURNS THE DEATH OF MICHAEL JACKSON HELLO! CELEBRATES THE KING OF POPS AMAZING LIFE AND CAREER THIS FRIDAY IN HELLO! 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