This is Londons MESSAGEBOARDemail your views to or log on to 10 Friday, 10 July 2009 London Lite Who else has seen the sign at Clapham Junction underpass reading Shop Moved Right with a huge arrow pointing left? Makes me smile! SH, SW9 DoeS anyone elses boss get all weird when they have had a bit too much to drink, or is it just mine? Do tell. Freaked Out, E4 JuSt watched oblivious boy press his oyster five times on a no-entry tube barrier, then queue to top up. Genius! Dan, Epsom Why do people still use PS in emails? Wasnt that for when there was no such thing as a backspace? Jon, London I MuSt remember to bring marker pen to mark the platform where the train door stops! Claire, TN16 Dee (Txts, Thur): if everyone picks up their copy of the Lite from the middle of the pile, swine flu hands are more likely to do so, too! Fellow Picker, London Mate taught me how to play Scrabble on Facebook. Made three premium words consecutively on first game. Beat that. Ben, SE2 WeMBLey Stadium -- more than 80,000 people, but only two cash machines... good maths. Queue jumper, Essex SoRRy girls. the coffee man at highams Park station (Txts, Thurs) is gay! T Wood, Greater London Pe teachers: get off your high horse. Mr Ed, IG3 tRaIn driver announced delays are due to failure in trains GPS!? I thought trains followed tracks. and Im fairly certain the driver knows the route! Nicky, SW16 DoeS anyone know why Barry Scott tells us his name at the start of each Cillit Bang advert? Honest Neal, DA11 GeMS (Txts, Thur): the best thing to put on bacon has to be vinegar and black pepper. Graham, CM22 JeFF (Txts, Thur): Family Guy is superior. Well-written and nobody ever learns a thing. South Park gets a bit preachy! Mike, SW18 DoeS anyone else think that Kate Moss bears a striking resemblance to Gillian taylforth? Sue, London SatnaV takes away the fun of getting lost! Seajellybaby, SW18 LaDIeS in flip-flops: you cant walk down spiral stairs. take the escalator! Tom, NW9 LauRa (Txts, Thur): when trying to get on a train its best to stand near the doors. Waiting on the track is too dangerous. Bob, NW1 BeLLy flop them away Laura (Txts, Thur). I carry a rucksack, bump someone, apologise, while bumping someone else. Stand back people! Obai, N7 Is Charles a hypocrite? A NEWstudy claiming men who dance well -- like John Travolta, pictured, in Saturday Night Fever -- attract more women sounds like those dating guides that tell men to dress in a mad way to attract attention. They look like morons. Sprack, Ponders End ANY man with co-ordination isnt a gawkish, clumsy freak and is therefore going to be more attractive. Its obvious. H Bowes, London NOT enough men dance. In clubs they just stand around drinking beer. Theyre no fun. Janet, Ealing MEN just cant dance. They dont have the hips! Jules, London ItS awful that students who are intelligent dont get into their chosen universities simply because demand exceeds supply. It doesnt seem right that had the same student applied 15 years ago, they would have got in. Ross, London theRe is nothing wrong with the way actress natalie Cassidy dresses. at least she isnt tottering around on heels with false orange boobs hanging out like so many clones do these days. J Newton, London Another thing WillweeverwininAfghanistan?ArenoisyeventsruiningTrafalgarSq? Aremenwhodancemoreattractive? Getitoff your txtYour mobile moans To be considered for publication, texts must be submitted with name and address or postcode. Please restrict messages to 25 WORDS. Thanks. >>Text TELLUS to 65800 followed by a space and your messageeach text costs 25p plus standard network charges >>Text LL TELLUS to 65400 Terms apply. See I F M AT E R I A L I S M a nd o u r consumerist society has brought the world close to environmental collapse, like Prince Charles said yesterday, then he, his sons and all the other parasites should put Windsor Castle up for sale and move to Slough. Its only across the river and the rents are much cheaper. They can get rid of the Rolls-Royce as well. A Robin Reliant will do the same job. Emma, Uxbridge CHARLES claims to support green issues but is he going to cut his carbon footprint by stopping his pointless overseas trips? I wouldnt have thought so. How about diverting some of the millions of pounds we give to the royal family to green issues? Michael, London IM FED up with rock stars saying one thing and doing another. Please, Charles, dont become like them -- youre better than that! Chris E, SE16 WELL DonE Charles for speaking out. Its true. People in this country are greedy. They spend way beyond their means and that is what has got us into this recession. The prince speaks sense. Rosie, Wimbledon I HoPE Charles gives the same lecture to Gordon Brown when they next meet. The Prime Ministers materialism has plunged the country into record levels of debt that our great-grandchildren will still be paying off. Lester, E5 I THoUGHT the sovereign was meant to be politically neutral. By joining the loony Leftie brigade Charles has shown he is not fit to be king. Roger, W10 HE MAY be hypocritical but that doesnt mean he is wrong! We are driving the planet towards destruction. B Canavan, London THE truth hurts. I saw the Richard Dimbleby Lecture on Wednesday and I thought Prince Charles was amazing. He said what everyone knows to be the truth but chooses to ignore -- that if we dont all do something then this planet will die. Because of their jealousy people are too eager to knock him at every turn. Gemma C, London In THE interests of his survival Charles shouldnt go on about environmentalism. All those Yanks coming across the Atlantic must leave a frightful carbon footprint. But without them Charles wouldnt be in a job! Denise, London WHAT gives the Prince of Wales the right to preach to the rest of us on any topic? He is only in the public eye because he was lucky in the lottery of birth. James K, London IT DoES seem hypocritical for Charles to lecture about material- ism but at least he feels passion- ately and is actively campaigning to save our ailing planet. Alexa, north London I noTICE that Charles compared himself to Henry VIII in his lec- ture. If I were his wife Camilla, I would be nervously touching my neck. Aenas, London Textpoll Q:Havesoldiersbeen betrayedbydefencecuts? OurlastresultCan the G8 do anything to stop climate change? YES 20% NO 80%*Texts charged at 50p plus your standard network rate. Terms and conditions apply. See Text LL POLL YES or LL POLL NO followed by your first name and postcode to 65400or at Hes now the Prince of Wails... 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