SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Thursday, 9 July 2009 27 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.15 Soccer Mom. A woman masquerades as a famous footballer. Comedy, starring Missi Pyle. The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor. A family of explorers battles an evil Chinese Emperor who has been resurrected. Action adventure sequel, starring Brendan Fraser and Jet Li. One Missed Call. A student must stop a series of deaths where victims first receive an ominous phonecall. Horror, with Shannyn Sossamon. Black Water. Thriller, starring Diana Glenn. 6.20 Big Business. Two sets of identical twins are mixed up at birth. With Bette Midler. Semi-Pro. An incompetent basketball coach recruits an ageing star player to turn his teams fortunes around. With Will Ferrell and Woody Harrelson. 9.35 Blue Streak. A jewel thief poses as a police officer to get his hands on the stolen loot he has hidden in a police station. With Martin Lawrence. 11.15 Definitely Maybe. With Ryan Reynolds and Elizabeth Banks. 5.35 Jaws 3. Adventure. 7.20 Next. A psychic magician must decide whether to use his talents to thwart a terrorist attack on Los Angeles. With Nicolas Cage and Julianne Moore. Dantes Peak. A geologist is convinced a volcano is about to erupt and races to save a town from destruction. With Pierce Brosnan, Linda Hamilton and Elizabeth Hoffman. 10.55 Eastern Promises. A midwife searches for a babys family. With Naomi Watts and Vincent Cassel. 6.00 The Water Horse: Legend Of The Deep. Fantasy, with Alex Etel and Emily Watson. Nims Island. A girl begs a fictional hero to save her missing father -- leaving the characters creator to set out on a rescue mission. Comedy, starring Jodie Foster. 9.40 The Adventures Of Greyfriars Bobby. A dog is determined to stay by his late masters grave, and strikes up a friendship with a penniless young boy. Drama, with Sean Pertwee. MVP2: Most Vertical Primate. Comedy. 5.50 The Beach. With Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert Carlyle and Guillaume Canet. Perfect Stranger. A hard-nosed reporter gets out of her depth while investigating a businessman she suspects of murder. With Halle Berry, Bruce Willis and Giovanni Ribisi. Whats Love Got To Do With It. Biopic of Tina Turner, from her unhappy years married to husband Ike, to her success as a solo artist. With Angela Bassett and Laurence Fishburne. 6.55 35MM. The latest film news. 7.25 Vacancy. A couple stranded in an isolated motel realise they have been set up to star in a snuff movie. With Kate Beckinsale and Luke Wilson. Disturbia. A teenager who passes the time spying on his neighbours begins to suspect one may be a serial killer. With Shia LaBeouf, Sarah Roemer and Carrie-Anne Moss. 10.50 Soldier. A genetically engineered soldier defends the inhabitants of a desolate planet. With Kurt Russell. 6.15 Step Up 2: The Streets. Drama, starring Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman. St Trinians. When a girls boarding school is threatened with closure, the mischievous pupils hatch a plan to save the day. Comedy, starring Rupert Everett and Colin Firth. 9.45 Over Her Dead Body. A ghost sets out to sabotage her former fiancs burgeoning relationship with a psychic. Comedy, starring Eva Longoria Parker. 11.25 The Breakfast Club. Drama, with Emilio Estevez. 5.15 Elizabeth: The Golden Age 7.15 Monster Ark. An archaeological expedition investigating the remnants of an ancient ship unwittingly releases a monster. Thriller, with Rene OConnor. 10,000 BC. A prehistoric hunter embarks on a journey across the wilderness to rescue the people of his village from slave raiders. Fantasy adventure, starring Steven Strait and Camilla Belle. Mr Brooks. A family man leads a double life as a serial killer. Thriller, starring Kevin Costner. 6.45 Where The Spies Are. A country doctor is cajoled into working for the British secret service and uncovers a plot to assassinate a Middle Eastern prince. Adventure, starring David Niven. Batman Forever. The masked crimefighter takes on the twin threats of disfigured maniac Two-Face and insane genius Riddler, who are plotting to control the brains of the entire world. Adventure sequel, starring Val Kilmer. 11.20 Showdown In Little Tokyo. Action adventure. 6.50 Made In America. A black woman goes in search of her biological father -- but has no idea what she is in for. Romantic comedy, starring Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson. The Untouchables. A federal agent forms an elite squad to end crime boss Al Capones control of the underworld. Thriller, starring Kevin Costner, Sean Connery, Robert De Niro and Andy Garcia. 11.15 One Night At McCools. Black comedy, starring Liv Tyler. 5.50 Sicko. Michael Moores documentary exploring healthcare in the US. Sunshine. Fifty years in the future, the sun is dying and the only hope for the Earth is a spaceship crew sent to reignite the star. Sci-fi thriller, starring Cillian Murphy and Chris Evans. Control. Biopic of Joy Division singer Ian Curtis, charting how his rise to fame coincided with personal traumas, culminating in his suicide. With Sam Riley and Samantha Morton. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm david tennant, 7pm, BBc3 cote de pablo, 8pm, FX Julia roberts, 8.30pm, e4 christian Jessen, 9pm, more4 tim roth, 10pm, sky1 kaley cuoco, 10pm, e4 skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsXtra eurosport espncLassic FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. Premier League World. The latest news. Cricket: The Ashes. England v Australia. Highlights from day two of the first Test at the SWALEC Stadium in Cardiff, a venue hosting a Test match for the first time. Time Of Our Lives. Former Newcastle United players reminisce. Hosted by Jeff Stelling. 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NFL: Total Access. All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL. Ocean Adventures. Magazine show. The Dogs. The latest greyhound news. Race World. The latest motor sport highlights, from off-road activities to Formula One. Ocean Adventures. The latest surfing events. Premier League World. The latest news. US Tour Golf. The AT&T National. Highlights from the Congressional Country Club in Maryland. Cycling: Tour De France Flash 8.15 World Series by Renault 8.45 Cycling: Tour De France. Stage six, as the riders traveled 181.5km between Girona and Barcelona. 9.50 Cycling. The British Road Race Championships. 10.20 MotoGP. The MotoGP United States Grand Prix at the Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca. 11.20 Cycling: Tour De France. Stage six. 6.45 Test Match Legends 7.20 Golf. Highlights from the 1987 Open at Muirfield, where Nick Faldo and Payne Stewart competed. 8.25 Strikers. Tony Woodcocks career. Premier Leagues Greatest Goals. The most memorable strikes from the top flight. 10.05 Cricinfo: Inside The Ashes 10.40 Test Match Legends. The 2005 Ashes series. 11.15 Premier League Football. The final day of the 1998/99 season. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discovery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itv2 itv3 itv4 e4 more4 Living g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL FX sci-Fi The Simpsons. Homer discovers opera. The Simpsons. Aliens probe Homers memory. The Real A&E. The team rescues a man on a romantic trip with his wife. Last in the series. Bones. The detectives go undercover at a travelling circus. Drama, with Emily Deschanel. Lie To Me. Cal must determine who is at fault when a building collapses. Tim Roth stars. My Breasts Could Kill Me. Part one of two. Writer Dawn Porter investigates breast cancer. The X Files. Mulder suspects that a blind woman has the ability to see through the eyes of a killer. Star Trek: The Next Generation. A junior officer is sent on a deadly mission. Patrick Stewart stars. The Naked Office. Testing the theory that working in the nude increases productivity. The Prisoner: Will Mellor. Celebrities spend time in prison, beginning with Will Mellor. Sexcetera. Susannah Breslin meets pint-sized porn star Bridget the Midget. Doctor Who. The Cybermen arrive in Victorian England. David Tennant stars. Question Time Live: Schools Edition. Special edition of the topical debate from Salford. My Best Friends Murder. Documentary examining the repercussions of knife crime. EastEnders. Archie turns up at the Vic. The Real Hustle On Holiday. With Lisa Maffia. Family Guy. Part one. 11.25 Family Guy. Part two. 11.45 Torchwood -- Children Of Earth World News Today 7.30 In Search Of Englands Green And Pleasant Land Horizon: 40 Years on the Moon. The story of mans relationship with the moon. Manet: The Man Who Invented Modern Art. Profile of Edouard Manet, the artist famous for his painting Le Dejeuner sur LHerbe. Legends: Josephine Baker -- The First Black Superstar. Portrait of the actor and singer. The High Life. Shona lands an important job. All Star Family Fortunes. With Jenni Falconer. 7.45 The Saturdays: The Hot Desk Americas Got Talent. Acts compete in the second semi-final in LA. Jerry Springer hosts. Katie And Peter: Stateside. The couple head back home to Britain. Last in the series. ITunes Festival 2009. New series. Including performances by Snow Patrol and Flo Rida. The 40 Year Old Virgin. Comedy, starring Steve Carell and Catherine Keener. 6.55 On The Buses. Comedy. 7.25 Carry On Laughing. Comedy sketches. Martin Clunes: A Man And His Dogs. Part one of two. Exploring the ancestry of domestic dogs. Ladies Of Letters. Irene finds herself in hospital. Rising Damp. Rigsbys dreams go up in smoke. The Forsyte Saga. Gossip spreads throughout London about Irene and her lover and a humiliated Soames swears vengeance on his rival. Damian Lewis stars. 11.40 Numb3rs. Rob Morrow stars. Tour De France 2009. The tour headed to Spain in stage six, a race from Girona to Barcelona. Police, Camera, Action! With Alastair Stewart. Ultimate Police Chases: Nowhere To Run Police, Camera, Action! Revisiting examples of outrageous car crimes caught on video. 10.05 Rambo: First Blood Part II. John Rambo returns to the jungles of Vietnam on a mission to rescue American PoWs. Action adventure sequel, with Sylvester Stallone. Hollyoaks. Leo looks on as guilt tears his family apart. 7.35 My Name Is Earl. Part two. Friends. Part one. Joey dates a crazed fan. Friends. Part two. With Julia Roberts. Reaper. Sam is distracted by an escaped soul. Bret Harrison and Rick Gonzalez star. The Big Bang Theory. Kaley Cuoco stars. Plus One. Rob meets a supermodel. The Kevin Bishop Show. Fast-paced sketch show. Fonejacker. Prank telephone calls. Grand Designs. An innovative scheme launched by a Birmingham housing association. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. Squirrel Wars: Red V Grey. Documentary. Embarrassing Bodies. Christian Jessen focuses on ways to overcome incontinence. Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA. The fiery chef comes to the aid of a French restaurant. Without A Trace. An artist disappears after secretly photographing strangers. Greys Anatomy. Part two of two. Callie and Erica discuss the growing chemistry between them. Greys Anatomy. Richard implements new teaching policies at Seattle Grace. Private Practice. Addison is tempted by the promise of surgeries at St Ambrose hospital. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A casino worker is murdered. William Petersen stars. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A speeding rubbish truck leads the team to two bodies. Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? Comedy. 7.40 Yes Minister. Jim faces a challenge. Paul Eddington stars. 8.20 Only Fools And Horses. Del cashes in on a miracle. Jonathan Creek. An eminent scientist is found impaled on a razor-sharp Samurai sword in his locked study. Alan Davies stars. 10.20 Only Fools And Horses. Comedy, starring David Jason. Jonathan Creek. The death of a retired illusionist has Maddy and Jonathan clutching at straws. Judge John Deed. Feature-length episode. Deed hears the case of a British soldier accused of war crimes in Iraq, attracting the attention of Muslim extremists. Legal drama, starring Martin Shaw. Dalziel & Pascoe. When a woman is found dead at a health spa, a convalescing Dalziel decides to mix business with pleasure and books himself in. With guest star Norman Wisdom. Taggart. A legendary Sixties rock star is found dead just as he is about to make his comeback. The King Of Queens. Spence goes on a date. The King Of Queens. Doug goes to hospital. Frasier. Niles makes a play for Daphne. Frasier. Niles hits the airwaves. Two And A Half Men. Jake draws a picture. Two And A Half Men. Charlie goes to school. Scrubs. Dan returns to see his brother. Sex And The City. Carrie panics about her wedding. 11.05 Sex And The City. Carrie turns to Big for help. 11.40 Two And A Half Men JAG. Harm is injured by an exploding car battery and suffers a bout of temporary deafness. NCIS. Ziva and Tony pose as assassins. Cote de Pablo and Michael Weatherly star. Family Guy. Meg gets the ultimate makeover. Family Guy. The family takes first-aid classes. Testees. The pair try out a new truth serum. American Dad! Stan fights to save his family. Dexter. The forensics expert plots to kill Miguel and frame the Skinner for his death. 6.00 Earth Girls Are Easy. Sci-fi musical comedy, with Geena Davis and Jim Carrey. Bionic Woman. Jaime is sent to Paraguay to rescue an American doctor. Michelle Ryan stars. My Own Worst Enemy. Edward makes a deal with KGB Agent Shefer that could prove costly. Dollhouse. Echo, Sierra, Victor and November awaken with their original personalities intact. Knight Rider. The team tries to crack a money laundering gang. Justin Bruening stars. Mythbusters. Adam Savage and the team test a series of myths about Alaska. How Do They Do It? With Robert Llewellyn. How Its Made. Carburettors. Extreme Loggers. The lumberjacks of Pine Ridge Logging endure extreme temperatures. Deadliest Catch. The crews run into difficulties, but a change of course transforms their fortunes. Chop Shop. The duo are offered the chance to attend the Goodwood Festival of Speed. Nascar: Racing To America. The new drivers learn whether the crowds like them. Britains Greatest Machines. The mechanical innovations of the 20th century. Megastructures. The construction of a large ship that can break through ice 40ft deep. Bridges Of New York. Documentary exploring the citys most iconic architecture. Americas Hardest Prisons. A visitor tries to smuggle drugs into a prison. The Universe. Plans to establish a human colony on Mars, including methods of growing food. Mega Movers. Two houses are transported, one away from a swamp, and the other to a volcano. Expedition: Africa. Explorers retrace Henry Morton Stanleys trip through Africa in 1871. Ancient Discoveries. Exploring the remarkably advanced technology of the ancient world. The Universe. Plans to establish a human colony on Mars, including methods of recycling water. Poldark. Demelzas pleasure at a trip to London is spoiled when Ross and Monk Adderly duel. Battlefield Britain. Peter and Dan Snow bring to life the battle for Wales instigated by Owain Glyndwr. Victoria Cross Heroes. Prince Charles introduces the story of how the VC was born. Seven Wonders Of The Industrial World. Americas transcontinental railway. Poldark. Demelzas pleasure at a trip to London is spoiled when Ross and Monk Adderly duel. Bounty Girls. The girls are on a personal crusade as they pursue a dangerous drug dealer. Psychic Detectives. Documentary. Psychic Detectives. Baffling police cases. Psychic Academy. 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