SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.15 Soccer Mom. Family comedy, starring Missi Pyle, Emily Osment and Dan Cortese. The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor. A family of explorers battles an evil Chinese Emperor who has been resurrected. Action adventure sequel, starring Brendan Fraser and Jet Li. Black Water. Tourists on a boat trip through a swamp are attacked by a ferocious crocodile. Thriller, starring Diana Glenn and Maeve Dermody. 11.45 One Missed Call 6.00 Manhattan Murder Mystery. With Woody Allen, Diane Keaton and Anjelica Huston. Dan In Real Life. A man falls for a woman he meets by chance, unaware she is his brothers girlfriend. With Steve Carell, Juliette Binoche and Dianne Wiest. 9.45 Drillbit Taylor. Three kids hire a low-rent bodyguard to make sure they get through high school in one piece. With Owen Wilson, Leslie Mann and Nate Hartley. Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Conan The Destroyer. The mighty sword-wielding warrior returns and is hired by a duplicitous queen to retrieve a mystical artefact. Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Grace Jones. Hitman. A hitman becomes the target after he fails to complete a kill for a mysterious organisation. Starring Timothy Olyphant and Dougray Scott. 10.40 End Of Days. A disillusioned former police officer defends an innocent woman from the Devil. With Arnold Schwarzenegger. 5.45 National Treasure: Book Of Secrets. Adventure, with Nicolas Cage and Helen Mirren. How She Move. A medical student joins a street dancing team to compete in a contest and hopefully fund her education. Drama, starring Tre Armstrong. 9.40 The Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas. Young couples Fred and Wilma, and Barney and Betty head for the Stone Age gambling capital. With Mark Addy. 11.20 Starman. Fantasy, with Jeff Bridges and Karen Allen. 6.15 The Astronaut Farmer. With Billy Bob Thornton, Virginia Madsen and Bruce Dern. Fracture. A man shoots his wife then represents himself in court, where he demolishes the prosecutions case. With Anthony Hopkins, Ryan Gosling, David Strathairn and Rosamund Pike. 10.05 Die Hard 4.0. Tough cop John McClane goes on the trail of a criminal mastermind plotting a technological terror attack. With Bruce Willis, Timothy Olyphant and Justin Long. 5.30 Dust Devil. With Chelsea Field. 7.25 Rock Monster. A backpacker travelling in Eastern Europe inadvertently awakens a monstrous creature made out of stone. With Chad Collins. Galaxy Quest. Aliens transport ageing stars of a TV sci-fi show into an intergalactic battle because they think they are real-life heroes. With Tim Allen and Alan Rickman. 10.45 Shrooms. A group of students travel to a rural area famed for strong magic mushrooms. With Lindsey Haun. 6.10 Wild Hogs. Four men try to recapture their lost youth. Comedy, starring John Travolta. Hairspray. An overweight teenager pursues her dream of appearing on a TV dance show, while fighting racism in her small town. Musical, with Nikki Blonsky, John Travolta and Michelle Pfeiffer. Superhero Movie. A high school student develops strange powers after being bitten by a radioactive dragonfly. Comedy, starring Drake Bell. Norbit. Comedy, starring Eddie Murphy. 6.20 The Insider. A tobacco company scientist alleges that his employers deliberately made cigarettes more addictive. Fact-based drama, starring Al Pacino and Russell Crowe. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street. Tim Burtons adaptation of Stephen Sondheims horror musical about a vengeful Victorian barber slaughtering his clientele. With Johnny Depp. The Kingdom. Thriller, starring Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner and Chris Cooper. 6.45 The Year Of Living Dangerously. An idealistic journalist is sent to Indonesia, where he comes into conflict with a British diplomat. Political thriller, starring Mel Gibson and Sigourney Weaver. Batman Returns. The masked hero battles monstrous criminal the Penguin and female vigilante Catwoman. Tim Burtons comic-book adventure sequel, starring Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito and Michelle Pfeiffer. 11.25 Star 80. Drama, starring Mariel Hemingway. The Bad News Bears. A former minor-league baseball coach takes on a bunch of hopeless youngsters and turns them into winners. Comedy, starring Walter Matthau and Tatum ONeal. Keeping Mum. A vicar is kept on his toes by his dysfunctional family, until the arrival of a housekeeper gives them a wake-up call. Comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson and Patrick Swayze. Black Rain. Ridley Scotts thriller, with Michael Douglas, Andy Garcia and Kate Capshaw. 6.50 The Movie Geek 7.20 There Will Be Blood. A ruthless prospectors pursuit of wealth leads him into conflict with a corrupt priest over control of an oil-rich town. Historical drama, starring an Oscar-winning Daniel Day-Lewis alongside Paul Dano and Dillon Freasier. Across The Universe. A Liverpool dock worker travels to America in the Sixties and falls for a free-spirited girl. Musical with a soundtrack of Beatles songs, starring Jim Sturgess. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm nicolas cage, 5.45pm, sky Family claire king, 7pm, itV2 chris hargreaves, 7pm, e4 George cole, 8pm, itV4 emilia Fox, 9pm, alibi Vic reeves, 10pm, Blighty skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espncLassic Total Rugby. Recent rugby union matches. European Tour Weekly. The latest news. Cricket: The Ashes. England v Australia. Highlights from the opening day of the series at the SWALEC Stadium in Cardiff. The Aussies last visit to these shores ended in defeat. Time Of Our Lives. Former Queens Park Rangers players reminisce. Hosted by Jeff Stelling. Cricket: The Ashes. England v Australia. Highlights from the opening day of the series. Transworld Sport. Focusing on mainstream activities and minority interest events. Ten Pin Bowling. Highlights from the 12th staging of the World Ten Pin Masters. Total Rugby. Recent rugby union matches. European Tour Weekly. The latest news. Boots n All. Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson review the weeks action. NFL: Total Access. All the latest news surrounding the high-profile world of the NFL. Aero GP. The first meeting of the year. Rallyzone. News from around the world. Boots n All. Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson review the weeks action. FIFA Futbol Mundial. Football magazine. Rallyzone. News from around the world. Transworld Sport. Focusing on mainstream activities and minority interest events. Ten Pin Bowling. Highlights from the 12th staging of the World Ten Pin Masters. Watersports World. Highlights of aquatic activities from across the planet. Womens Pool. The final of the San Diego Classic at the Viejas Casino in Alpine, California. Ocean Adventures. The latest surfing events. Wild Spirits. Extreme sports action. Watersports World. Highlights of aquatic activities from across the planet. Ocean Adventures. Magazine featuring action from the latest surfing events around the world. 6.10 Show Jumping 7.10 Riders Club 7.15 European Tour Golf 7.45 Golf Club 7.50 Sailing. Highlights. 8.20 Sailing 8.50 Yacht Club 8.55 Wednesday Selection Cycling: Tour De France. The fifth stage of the tour, which began in the town of Le Cap dAgde. 10.05 Cycling. Action from the mens race in the British Road Race Championships. 11.05 Cycling: Tour De France. Stage five from Le Cap dAgde to Perpignan. 6.50 Test Match Legends 7.25 International Football. Germany v England. Test Match Legends. The Third Test between England and Australia at Headingley in 1981, where the hosts were chasing their first win of the series. 10.05 Cricinfo: Inside The Ashes. Australia Ashes XI. 10.40 Test Match Legends. The 2005 Ashes series. 11.15 Premier League Football. The final day of the 1999/00 season. entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.GeoGraphic history yesterday Bio BLiGhty eden sky1 VirGin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVinG G.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. A trilogy of spine-chillers. The Simpsons. Bart befriends a film star. Noels Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year Old? Game show, hosted by Noel Edmonds. What Lies Beneath. A doctors wife recovering from a car accident is troubled by terrifying visions of a ghostly girl who seems to be asking for help from beyond the grave. Supernatural thriller, starring Michelle Pfeiffer and Harrison Ford. Wives. Women who marry as teenagers. The X Files. Mulder learns his father was involved in Cold War experiments with zombies. Star Trek: The Next Generation. Beverly succumbs to the charms of a stranger. Criminal Minds. Prentisss mother calls on the unit to help track down a kidnapped immigrant. The Unit. The team is sent to rescue a friend on a mission that quickly turns sour. Sexcetera. A selection of pornography from Mexico. 11.55 Road To V Doctor Who. The fate of the universe hangs in the balance as the Daleks activate their masterplan. 8.05 Doctor Who Confidential The Real Hustle On Holiday. A sinister scam. Britains Embarrassing Emissions. What people really feel about the environment. Freaky Friday. A teenage girl is horrified when she magically swaps bodies with her mother. Comedy remake, starring Jamie Lee Curtis. Family Guy. Animation. 11.55 Family Guy World News Today Chelsea Pensioners: Once A Soldier Legends: The Andrews Sisters -- Queens Of The Music Machines. Profile of the group. The Grandparent Diaries. New series. Ian Batten takes his family on a trip to the seaside. Getting On. New series. Comedy drama. Wonderland: The Secret Life Of Norman Wisdom Aged 92 3/4 11.10 Wonderland: The 92- Year-Old Danger Junkie 11.50 Legends All Star Family Fortunes. Claire King competes. 7.45 Johnny Vegas: The Hot Desk Gossip Girl. Lily hatches a secret plan to help Rufus with Dans college tuition. Love Actually. The interlinked stories of several characters as they try to make their relationships work. Romantic comedy, starring Hugh Grant, Emma Thompson, Alan Rickman, Colin Firth, Bill Nighy, Martine McCutcheon and Liam Neeson. 11.45 Coronation Street 6.50 On The Buses. Reg Varney stars. 7.25 Carry On Laughing. Comedy sketches. Monarch Of The Glen. Lexie has second thoughts about her marriage. Numb3rs. Don investigates the death of a Chinese interpreter. Rob Morrow stars. Life. An earthquake allows murderer Arthur Tins to escape from prison. Jon Sklaroff stars. The Killing Fields. Fact-based drama, starring Sam Waterston and Haing S Ngor. Tour De France 2009. Action from the fifth stage of the tour, a 196.5km race to Perpignan. Minder. Arthurs savings catch the eye of an old acquaintance. Comedy drama, with George Cole. 9.05 Drop Zone. A federal marshal teams up with a skydiver to capture a computer hacker on the run from the law. Action thriller, starring Wesley Snipes, Gary Busey and Yancy Butler. 11.15 First Blood. Action thriller, starring Sylvester Stallone. Hollyoaks. Daniel (Chris Hargreaves) targets Ste. 7.35 My Name Is Earl. Comedy. Friends. Phoebe learns about her father. Friends. Joey lands a part in a daytime soap. Mean Machine. An imprisoned soccer star is persuaded to form an inmates football team to take on the guards. Comedy drama, starring Vinnie Jones and Jason Statham. You Have Been Watching. Comedy quiz show. 11.50 A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila Grand Designs. Kevin McCloud meets a couple renovating a textile mill near Huddersfield. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. Henry VIIIs Lost Palaces: A Time Team Special. Tony Robinson and the team track the legacy of the monarchs great building works. Henry VIII: Mind Of A Tyrant. How the Tudor king made England more independent. Last in the series. 11.10 Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares. An Irish family-run restaurant in Cheshire. Will And Grace. Grace directs an amateur play. Will And Grace. Ellen tries to seduce Will. Private Practice. Addison and Sam wrestle with the practices financial difficulties. Eleventh Hour. Dr Hood investigates when a former FBI helicopter pilot is killed. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A TV comedy actress is killed while filming in Las Vegas. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Hodges tests his colleagues with fictional murder cases. Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? Rodney Bewes stars. 7.40 Yes Minister. Jim proposes cost-cutting measures. 8.20 Only Fools And Horses. The Trotters help a pregnant woman. Jonathan Creek. A teenager sets out to visit her favourite pop star but never returns, raising fears she has met with foul play. 10.20 Harry Enfield And Chums. Comedy sketches. Jonathan Creek. An eminent scientist is found impaled on a Samurai sword in his locked study. New Tricks. The squad investigates a feud between two family ice-cream businesses. New Tricks. A man wrongly convicted of arson enlists Halfords help in finding the culprit. Silent Witness. Feature-length episode. Nikki investigates the discovery of human bones on a former traveller site, while Harry takes on an insurance case with a peculiar twist. Emilia Fox stars. 11.05 Judge John Deed. The judge is targeted by Muslim extremists. The King Of Queens. Arthur wins $2,500. The King Of Queens. Deacon babysits. Frasier. The Cranes meet an author. Frasier. Martin feels indebted to Frasier. Two And A Half Men. Jake plays soccer. Two And A Half Men. Charlie Sheen stars. The Office: An American Workplace Sex And The City. Carrie feels claustrophobic. 11.05 Sex And The City. The girls go dancing. 11.40 Two And A Half Men JAG. Mac investigates the case of a suicidal pilot who flew his plane into an aircraft carrier. NCIS. A six-year-old boy begs the team to find his father, claiming he has been kidnapped. Family Guy. Chris has a crush on his teacher. Family Guy. Peter tries to achieve fame. ReGenesis. David resorts to a rare procedure to save Bobs eyesight. Peter Outerbridge stars. The Listener. Toby helps a boy involved in a series of pharmaceutical heists. 6.10 Thrill Seekers. Sci-fi drama, with Casper Van Dien, Martin Sheen and Catherine Bell. Polar Storm. When a comet passes close to the Earth, a scientist realises that the planets poles have shifted. Disaster thriller, starring Jack Coleman and Holly Digard. 9.50 Fire From Below. An industrialist threatens to bring about devastation when he unearths a source of lithium. Sci-fi adventure, with Kevin Sorbo and Maeghan Albach. 11.40 Supergator Mythbusters. The team tackles a viewers story about a skydiver hitting a playground see-saw. How Do They Do It? With Robert Llewellyn. How Its Made. Thermometers. 20th Anniversary: Viewers Top Five. The five most popular Discovery shows ever made, chosen by viewers to celebrate the channels 20th anniversary. Chop Shop. Leepu and Bernie drive the Angel Car down the streets of Brick Lane. Nascar: Racing To America. Sam Hornish and Scott Speed try to compete in Nascar. Mail Order Brides. The trade in Filipino women, which enables men to meet and marry them. Outlaw Bikers. New series. An investigation into Americas notorious biker gangs. Banged Up Abroad. The story of a man who was kidnapped by an Islamic terrorist group in 1996. Americas Hardest Prisons. A missing kitchen utensil causes a massive lockdown. The Universe. Planetary collisions and meteor impacts and their effects on the universe. Britain BC. Francis Pryor concludes his exploration of Celtic Britain. Prehistoric Monsters Revealed. The conflicting theories that try to account for the extinction of prehistoric creatures, with palaeontologists explaining how they may have lived and died. The Universe. Planetary collisions and meteor impacts and their effect on the universe. Poldark. Pascoes bank is heading for financial ruin. Angharad Rees and Jill Townsend star. Battlefield Britain. Peter and Dan Snow bring to life the pivotal Battle of Hastings in 1066. Victoria Cross Heroes. Profiles of First World War medal holders, including Lt Maurice Dease. Seven Wonders Of The Industrial World. Robert Stevensons Bell Rock Lighthouse. Poldark. Pascoes bank is heading for financial ruin. Angharad Rees and Jill Townsend star. Bounty Girls. The women are on the trail of a burglar, and a woman wanted for sexual assault. The Chris Isaak Hour. Billy Corgan and Jimmy Chamberlain talk about their careers. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Profile of the band whose hits include Give It Away and Under the Bridge. The Stereophonics. A concert from Ireland. Manic Street Preachers. Profile of the band. Our Psychic Family. Documentary. Our Psychic Family. With George Bests ex-wife. Who Do You Think You Are? Sue Johnston sets out to find more about the grandfather. Dog Borstal. The experts turn their attention to a spoilt Labrador, and a stubborn boxer. Great Historical Britons. Historian Richard Holmes traces the life of Oliver Cromwell. Who Do You Think You Are? Vic Reeves looks at his familys history of domestic service. Cars, Cops And Criminals. Following specialist police squads as they tackle car crime. Pacific Abyss. At Palau, a new submersible allows the team to reach even deeper regions. Oceans. The team travels through the waters of Djibouti, Eritrea and Sudan. The Blue Planet. Predators and prey in the open oceans come under the scrutiny. Shipwreck Detectives. Second World War veterans search for sunken flying boats. Around The World In 80 Gardens. 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