SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Friday, 3 July 2009 23 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.00 Horton Hears A Who! Animation. 35MM. News from the world of film. Made Of Honor. A man in love with his best friend tries to stop her marrying someone else. Romantic comedy, with Patrick Dempsey and Michelle Monaghan. 9.45 48 Hours. A hard-bitten cop enlists a convicted robbers help to track down two escaped killers. Comedy thriller, starring Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy. 11.25 The Ruins. Horror, starring Jena Malone. 6.05 Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. With Michael Caine, Steve Martin and Glenne Headly. Waynes World. Two heavy metal fans hit the big time when a slimy TV executive invests money in their cable show. With Mike Myers and Dana Carvey. 9.40 Waynes World 2. Heavy metal fanatics Wayne and Garth are inspired to stage a Woodstock-style rock festival. With Mike Myers and Dana Carvey. 11.25 Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. With Rob Schneider. 6.15 Next. With Nicolas Cage, Julianne Moore, Jessica Biel and Thomas Kretschmann. Die Hard 2. Tough cop John McClane finds himself plunged into a bloody life-or-death struggle with a terrorist gang which has seized control of an airport. With Bruce Willis and Bonnie Bedella. 10.10 The Glimmer Man. A detective becomes the chief suspect in the case of a series of ritual killings. With Steven Seagal and Keenen Ivory Wayans. 11.45 The Brave One 6.25 Babe. A piglet dreams of being a champion sheepdog. Comedy, with James Cromwell. Nims Island. A girl begs a fictional hero to save her missing father, but it is the characters creator who comes to the rescue. Comedy, with Jodie Foster, Abigail Breslin and Gerard Butler. Stomp The Yard. A teenagers life is transformed when he takes part in a stepping contest at his new university. Musical drama, starring Columbus Short, Meagan Good and Brian J White. 6.10 The Good German. With George Clooney, Cate Blanchett and Tobey Maguire. Things We Lost In The Fire. A widow offers to take in her husbands heroin-addicted friend and help him turn his life around. With Halle Berry, Benicio Del Toro and David Duchovny. Die Hard 4.0. Tough cop John McClane goes on the trail of a criminal mastermind plotting a technological terror attack. With Bruce Willis, Timothy Olyphant, Justin Long and Maggie Q. 5.25 Ice 7.10 Resident Evil: Extinction. Zombie-fighting heroine Alice returns to protect refugees from the living dead in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. With Milla Jovovich. Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer. The superhero team faces an alien sent to prepare the Earth for destruction. With Ioan Gruffudd and Michael Chiklis. 10.40 Saw IV. Sadistic killer Jigsaw is dead, but FBI agents discover he had an accomplice. With Costas Mandylor. 5.20 Harry Potter And The Philosophers Stone. Fantasy adventure, starring Daniel Radcliffe. Drillbit Taylor. A low-budget bodyguard with dubious combat skills is hired by three kids to make sure they make it through high school in one piece. Comedy, with Owen Wilson and Leslie Mann. American Pie. Four teenage boys make a pact to lose their virginity before the prom. Coming-of-age comedy starring Jason Biggs and Shannon Elizabeth. 11.40 The Hottie And The Nottie 6.50 Rescue Dawn. A captured fighter pilot escapes from a prisoner of war camp and embarks on a journey through the jungle. Werner Herzogs Vietnam War drama, starring Christian Bale. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street. Tim Burtons adaptation of Stephen Sondheims horror musical about a vengeful Victorian barber slaughtering his clientele. With Johnny Depp. Rambo. Action sequel, starring Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz and Graham McTavish. Funny Farm. A former New York sports journalist decides a move to the country will do him the world of good. Comedy, starring Chevy Chase, Madolyn Smith-Osborne and Joseph Maher. Any Given Sunday. An American football star is dropped from his team due to injury, but his replacement takes the squad to new heights -- making the coach realise he is getting out of touch with the new generation of players entering the game. Drama, starring Al Pacino and Cameron Diaz. 6.40 The Way West. Settlers undertake a dangerous journey across the great plains of 19th- century America. Western, starring Kirk Douglas, Robert Mitchum and Sally Field. The Departed. An undercover cop infiltrates the inner circle of a feared Boston mobster, unaware a senior fellow officer is an informant on the gangsters payroll. Thriller, starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson and Mark Wahlberg. 11.50 Road To Perdition 6.40 Love Me If You Dare. Black comedy, starring Guillaume Canet, Marion Cotillard and Gilles Lellouche. 8.20 The Escapist. A man left distraught by the death of his wife vows to get even with the crooks responsible. Thriller, with Jonny Lee Miller and Andy Serkis. There Will Be Blood. A ruthless prospectors pursuit of wealth leads him into conflict with a corrupt priest over control of an oil-rich town. Drama, with Daniel Day-Lewis and Paul Dano. movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Jeremy clarkson, 7pm, BBc3 katie derham, 7.30pm, BBc4 debra messing, 7.30pm, Living patricia arquette, 8pm, sci-Fi christian slater, 9pm, Bio monty don, 11pm, eden skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espncLassic Ocean Race. The round- the-world race. Live Super League. Wigan Warriors v Harlequins (Kick-off 8.00pm). Coverage of the Super League game at the JJB Stadium. The Warriors recorded one of their finest wins of the season with victory over the Quins at the Stoop in February. Friday Fight Night. Victor Ortiz v Marcos Rene Maidana. Action from the bout for the interim WBA light welterweight title at the Staples Centre in Los Angeles. Ortiz was undefeated since 2005. 6.30 Live Darts. The Las Vegas Classic. Coverage of the second round at the Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, where Phil Taylor claimed last years title. The Power defeated Dennis Priestley 8-4 at this stage last year, but Raymond van Barneveld saw the defence of his crown come to an end with a loss by the same scoreline to Alan Tabern. 2.25 Live International Cricket. West Indies v India. Coverage of the third match in the four-game series, staged at the Beausejour Stadium in Gros Islet, St Lucia. The Windies lost their last one-day fixture on this ground, when England won a rain-affected match by 26 runs in April, with Dwayne Bravo top-scoring for the hosts. WWE: Late Night -- Smackdown. Jim Ross and Todd Grisham commentate on the latest fights from the Smackdown stable. Tight Lines. Keith Arthur hosts the weekly fishing show, which includes a studio guest. Golf Night. Di Stewart and Robert Lee review the latest tournaments from around the world, with a special focus on the European and US Tours. Plus, interviews with players making the headlines. Time Of Our Lives. Former Arsenal stars look back on their time with the club. Cricket. England Lions v Australia. Highlights of the third days play in the warm-up match. Strongest Man. Highlights from the Champions League meeting in Columbus, USA. World Superbikes. Both races in the ninth round of the season, held at Donington Park. MotoGP. The MotoGP Dutch Grand Prix. A chance to see the seventh race of the season. Live MotoGP. The practice session for the MotoGP United States Grand Prix, held at the Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca. 11.20 Cycling: Tour De France. The teams are presented. 6.45 Decade Of Great Matches 7.15 Test Match Legends. The 2005 Ashes series. 7.50 Rugby Union. South Africa v England in the Second Test from 2000, which took place in Pretoria after England had lost the First Test. 9.25 An Aussie Goes Barmy. Actor Hugh Jackman challenges a friend to infiltrate the Barmy Army. Cricinfo: Inside The Ashes Test Match Legends. The 2005 Ashes series. 11.35 Premier League Football entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discovery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itv2 itv3 itv4 e4 more4 Living g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Homer is plagued by paranoia. The Simpsons. Homer goes to a stag party. Dont Forget The Lyrics. Newlywed Kate Cotterell sings to win the cash jackpot. Road Wars. The Road Crime Unit and the Tactical Aid Group join forces on a drugs raid. Martina Coles The Take. Little Jimmy is found dead. Shaun Evans stars. Last in the series. Martina Cole: Girls In Gangs London. The crime author travels to London to investigate gangs. The X Files. The agents recount the events that led to the killing of a teenager. Star Trek: The Next Generation. Worf is worried when he feels that reality is changing. Star Trek: Voyager. Part one of two. Annorax vows to avenge his annihilated colony. Star Trek: Voyager. Part two of two. Chaos reigns as Annorax continues his mission. The Life And Times Of Tim. Animation. The Life And Times Of Tim. Animation. Top Gear. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May compete in a race from London to Edinburgh. 8.10 Total Wipeout. The contestants tackle the obstacle course in Argentina. Tourettes -- I Swear I Cant Help It. A 2002 documentary about two Tourettes sufferers. EastEnders. Minty makes a discovery. Two Pints: Fags, Lads And Kebabs. A behind-the- scenes look at the hit comedy series. 11.35 Family Guy. Peter is sued. World News Today Summer-Night Concert From Vienna. Katie Derham introduces a classical concert on the theme of night, from Schoenbrunn Palace. Glastonbury: 2009 Sessions. New series. Music from the festival. Sight And Sound In Concert: Thin Lizzy 10.35 More Guitar Heroes At The BBC. New series. Archive performances. 11.35 Flight Of The Conchords All Star Family Fortunes. Vernon Kay hosts the game show. 7.45 Creature Comforts New Homes From Hell 2009. People whose lives have been ruined by property disasters. Americas Got Talent. More from the first semi-final in LA. Jerry Springer hosts. Katie And Peter: Stateside. The couple meet a boy with the same condition as Harvey. Coronation Street. Tina fumes at David. Coronation Street. Tyrone returns home. 6.55 On The Buses. Stan tries to get fit. 7.25 Carry On Laughing. Comedy sketches. Agatha Christies Poirot. The detective investigates a murder in his own apartment block. Life. A man is crushed to death in a wrecking yard. Damian Lewis and Sarah Shahi star. The Killing Fields. Fact-based account of a reporters experiences in Seventies Cambodia, during the Khmer Rouges fight for the country. Sam Waterston and Haing S Ngor star. Tour De France -- Greatest Moments. Highlights from the prestigious races history. The Professionals. Bodie and Doyle race to identify both an assassin and his target. Real Prison Breaks. A man who escaped from jail with the help of his Australian girlfriend. Scarface. A Cuban drug barons hold on power is threatened by his paranoia and cocaine addiction. Gangster thriller remake, with Al Pacino, Michelle Pfeiffer and Robert Loggia. Hollyoaks. Merecedes worries about Malachy. My Name Is Earl. Joy and Earl reminisce. Friends. Monica dates a high-school senior. Friends. Carol finally gives birth. Supernanny. Childcare expert Jo Frost faces the challenge of calming down a nine-year-old. Wife Swap. An acrobat from Sheffield exchanges families with a classroom assistant from Worcester. 11.05 Big Brothers Big Mouth. Davina McCall talks to the latest evictee. Grand Designs. Kevin McCloud revisits a couple who hoped to restore a Georgian house. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Pans Labyrinth. A fairytale-obsessed girl ventures into an elaborate stone labyrinth, where she encounters a mysterious faun. Spanish period fantasy, starring Ivana Baquero, Sergi Lopez and Ariadna Gil. 11.15 Eddie Izzard: Dress To Kill. Recorded in San Francisco. 10 Years Younger US. Makeover show. Will And Grace. Comedy, with Debra Messing Army Wives. Rumours begin to circulate about the reasons for Denises behaviour. Criminal Minds. A serial killer from one of Hotchners earliest cases resurfaces. CSI: Miami. On her day off, Calleigh narrowly avoids becoming the victim of a carjacking. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A couple are murdered in a seedy hotel room. Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? Terry returns home. 7.40 Porridge. Fletcher becomes an agony aunt. 8.20 Only Fools And Horses. The Trotters dog-sit. Only Fools And Horses. Rodney ties the knot with Cassandra. Nicholas Lyndhurst stars. Little Britain USA. Emily Howard gets arrested. 10.35 Little Britain USA. Vicky Pollard is taken to hospital. 11.15 Jonathan Creek. A desperate man sells his soul to the Devil. Dalziel & Pascoe. While Andy Dalziel recovers from illness, beleaguered detective Peter Pascoe returns to his home town to attend a wedding -- but is soon embroiled in a murder case. Taggart. Glasgow detectives Jardine and Reid investigate an embittered stage hypnotist suspected of using his mesmeric powers to commit murder by remote control. James Macpherson and Blythe Duff star. 11.10 Taggart. Feature-length episode. A woman shoots her unfaithful husband. The King Of Queens. Deacons wife returns. The King Of Queens. Doug plays softball. Scrubs. The team stars in a musical episode. Scrubs. An Iraq war veteran is admitted. South Park. Part one. Terrorists attack. South Park. Part two. Stan is held captive. South Park. Part three. Stan fights for his life. South Park. Stan is addicted to a game. The Sarah Silverman Program Comedy Store. Stand- up performances. JAG. Jennifer decides to move into an apartment close to Harms. Zo McLellan stars. NCIS. The special agents set out to find the stolen body of a Civil War general. NCIS. McGee investigates a suspected murder at a womens prison. Sean Murray stars. Dexter. The forensics expert plots to kill Miguel and frame The Skinner for his death. Michael C Hall stars. 11.05 Testees. Amy becomes a test subject. 11.35 American Dad! Animation. Thunderbirds. A space station is endangered when it gets in the way of a rocket launch. Medium. Allison sees disturbing images through a camcorder. Patricia Arquette stars. Heroes. When four villains lay siege to a bank, Angela sends Noah and Sylar after them. Heroes. Peter must embrace a dangerous ability to prevent a cataclysmic future. The Ferryman. Horror, starring John Rhys- Davies, Kerry Fox and Sally Stockwell. Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman carry out a few bullet-based challenges. How Do They Do It? Creating denim. How Does That Work? Coffee machines. Destroyed In Seconds. A racing boat crashes. Destroyed In Seconds. A plane crashes. Showdown: Air Combat. The Japanese Zero and Americas F4F Wildcat planes. Whale Wars. Two activists are held captive aboard the Japanese whaling ship. Valley Of The Kings. How construction methods evolved for ancient Egyptian tombs. Death Of The Earth. Scientists predict the most likely causes of the planets demise. Air Crash Investigation. How a fire erupted on board Air Canada Flight 797 in June 1983. Air Crash Special Report. Investigating the potential hazards of commercial air travel. Megafactories. The production line of Ferraris factory in Maranello, Italy. Luftwaffe 46. Archive footage reveals the truth behind Germanys planned attack on New York. Goering: A Career. A profile of Hermann Goering, the second in command of the Third Reich. The Lost Evidence. The defence of Bastogne during the Battle of the Bulge. The World At War. Documentary charting the French Armys capitulation to the Nazi forces in 1940. 11.05 The Last Days Of World War Two. Americas assault on the Rhineland. Poldark. The miners riot, and Demelzas relationship with Hugh develops. Battleplan. A look at how guerrilla warfare is used to counteract enemy tactics. Tales From The Green Valley. Alex goes fishing. Tales From The Green Valley. Reality series. Heroes Of World War Two. Ewen Montagu. Heroes Of World War Two. With Nigel Spivey. Poldark. Ross can only watch when starvation causes the miners to riot. Robin Ellis stars. Strip Search. The final dance troupe is chosen. Furry Tales. The lifestyles of two dogs. Michael J Fox. Portrait of the Canadian actor who starred in the Back to the Future trilogy. Christian Slater. Profile of the Hollywood actor who starred in True Romance and Broken Arrow. Shannen Doherty. The life of the actress, who was sacked from the series Beverly Hills 90210. Winona Ryder. Profile charting the ups and downs of the American actors career. Who Do You Think You Are? Stephen Fry delves into his European Jewish background. Dog Borstal. A pair of Chihuahuas who seem to think their weightlifting owner is beneath them. Coast. Neil Oliver leads the team to Cornwall, and Mark Horton visits the Isles of Scilly. Who Do You Think You Are? Sheila Hancock travels to Milan, where her father was born. Cars, Cops And Criminals. Following police as they prevent thieves from breaking into cars. Wild Weather. Donal MacIntyre traces the arrival of summer, visiting the jungles of Belize. Trek: Spy On The Wildebeest. The migration reaches Kenyas Masai Mara. Natural World. 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