London Lite Thursday, 2 July 2009 19 Police choruslineBobbiesshow-stoppingstrategyatfuelsummitdemo THESE Met officers show theres no business like police business as they cosy up in what looks like a West End chorus line. But anyone expecting them to break into a high-kicking song-and-dance routine would have been disappointed -- they were policing a demo against biofuels. The 21 officers and a force photo- grapher were outside the five-star Millennium Hotel in Mayfair yesterday to prevent up to 60 Climate Rush pro- testers getting inside to disrupt the World Agri Invest Congress. The cam- paigners claim the summit promoted the growing of fuel crops at the expense of food production. There were several scuffles but no arrests or injuries. by mark blunden origami.as/home.html Origami -- from the Japanese to fold (oru) and paper (kami) -- is a beautiful, yet difficult art to master. Joseph Wu will show you how to make everything from armadillos and snowmen to buffalo and rhino, above. master a few pieces and throw away cruddy chat-up lines. retroland.com Up fOr a spot of nostalgia? retroland spans from the fifties to the Nineties covering topics such as movies, toys, fashion, music and food. immerse yourself in ghetto blasters and Space invaders and remember the long-forgotten pleasures of yesteryear. worst-jobs.com itS easy to moan about ones lot, but if youre having a bad day at the office, bear in mind theres probably someone worse off than you. feel for the worm taster (helping breed tastier ones for fishing) or the toilet assistant at the Stockholm Constipation Clinic. kelly armstrong EMAIL YOUR TIMEWASTERS TO: wasters@thisislondon.co.uk/lite Timew@ster What to browse when the boss isnt looking Tour de force: officers look like theyre about to break into song yesterday as they protect the summit from protesters, left index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html32.html33.html34.html35.html36.html37.html38.html39.html