SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Tuesday, 30 June 2009 23 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 6.30 Horton Hears A Who! Animated comedy, with the voices of Jim Carrey and Steve Carell. Gone Baby Gone. A private eye returns to the tough neighbourhood he grew up in to find a missing girl. Crime drama, starring Casey Affleck, Michelle Monaghan and Morgan Freeman. Made Of Honor. A man in love with his best friend tries to stop her marrying someone else. Romantic comedy, with Patrick Dempsey, Michelle Monaghan and Kevin McKidd. 6.15 King Ralph. With John Goodman, Peter OToole, John Hurt and Richard Griffiths. Semi-Pro. A passionate but incompetent basketball coach recruits an ageing star player to help his team avoid being shut down. With Will Ferrell. 9.35 Balls Of Fury. A washed-up ping pong champion is recruited by the FBI to infiltrate a tournament run by a criminal mastermind. With Dan Fogler. 11.10 Norbit. With Eddie Murphy, Thandie Newton and Cuba Gooding Jr. 6.40 Pathfinder. A Viking boy is raised by a native American tribe, and must defend them when the Norsemen return. With Karl Urban. 8.25 Vantage Point. An assassination attempt against the US President is followed from several perspectives. With Dennis Quaid. Wanted. A man joins a society of assassins that kills people destined to commit greater acts of evil. With James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman and Terence Stamp. 11.55 End Of Days 6.15 Casper. Family comedy, starring Christina Ricci, Malachi Pearson and Bill Pullman. Enchanted. A fairytale princess is magically transported into modern-day New York. Fantasy comedy, starring Amy Adams, Patrick Dempsey, James Marsden and Susan Sarandon. Stomp The Yard. A teenagers life is transformed when he takes part in a stepping contest at his new university. Musical drama, with Columbus Short, Meagan Good and Brian J White. 6.00 Fracture. With Anthony Hopkins, Ryan Gosling, David Strathairn and Rosamund Pike. Reign Over Me. A successful but unhappy dentist tries to help an old friend recover from the deaths of his family. With Adam Sandler, Don Cheadle, Jada Pinkett Smith, Liv Tyler and Donald Sutherland. 10.10 Things We Lost In The Fire. A widow offers to take in her husbands heroin-addicted friend and help him turn his life around. With Halle Berry and Benicio Del Toro. Alien 3. Office Ripley returns to battle her extraterrestrial nemesis once more while marooned on a prison planet. With Sigourney Weaver, Charles Dance, Brian Glover and Charles S Dutton. Deep Blue Sea. A scientist develops super-intelligent sharks -- but her creations escape and go on the rampage. With Samuel L Jackson, Saffron Burrows and Stellan Skarsgard. 10.50 Death Proof. A psychopath uses his specially modified car to hunt down women. With Kurt Russell. 6.00 The Game Plan. Family comedy, starring Dwayne Johnson and Madison Pettis. Run, Fat Boy, Run. A man who left his fiance at the altar realises his mistake and tries to win her back. Comedy, starring Simon Pegg, Thandie Newton and Dylan Moran. 9.45 Forgetting Sarah Marshall. A man takes a holiday in Hawaii after a break-up, only to find his ex staying at the same resort. Comedy, with Jason Segel and Kristen Bell. 11.45 Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 5.15 Dreamgirls. Musical drama. Vacancy. A couple end up stranded in a motel, where they realise theyve been set up to star in a snuff movie. Horror, starring Kate Beckinsale. The Kingdom. An FBI agent travels to Saudi Arabia to investigate the bombing of a US military facility, but encounters suspicion from local authorities. Thriller, with Jamie Foxx. 10.55 1408: Directors Cut. Thriller, starring John Cusack, Samuel L Jackson and Mary McCormack. 6.55 Bullitt. A police detective conceals the death of a witness, vowing to go after the killers himself. Thriller, starring Steve McQueen, Jacqueline Bisset, Robert Vaughn and Robert Duvall. Soapdish. An egotistical soap star is enraged by a producers plans to bring her down a peg or two. Comedy, with Sally Field, Kevin Kline, Whoopi Goldberg and Carrie Fisher. 10.55 Looker. Thriller, starring Albert Finney, James Coburn, Susan Dey and Leigh Taylor-Young 5.00 Barefoot In The Park 7.05 Volcano. An emergency expert and a scientist must save the day when a river of molten lava erupts in Los Angeles. Thriller, with Tommy Lee Jones. Road To Perdition. Devoted husband and father Michael Sullivan leads a secret life as a hitman, but faces a crisis when his son witnesses his involvement in a killing. Drama, starring Tom Hanks and Paul Newman. 11.15 Once Upon A Time In America. Drama, starring Robert De Niro. 6.05 The Good German. Drama, starring George Clooney, Cate Blanchett and Tobey Maguire. 8.05 The Walker. A charming escort finds himself the prime suspect in a murder investigation. Drama, starring Woody Harrelson, Kristin Scott Thomas, Lauren Bacall and Ned Beatty. Eastern Promises. A midwife stumbles into the violent underworld of the Russian Mafia when she tries to find a dead boys family. Thriller, with Naomi Watts. 11.45 The Commitments movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Jason Lee, 7.35pm, e4 amy adams, 8pm, sky Family hugh Laurie, 9pm, sky1 sean Bean, 9pm, itV3 Julia sawalha, 10pm, Blighty Joanna Lumley, 11pm, Bio skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espncLassic 2.30 Live International Womens Cricket. England v Australia. Continues on Sky Sports 2. Live Ringside Special. Jason Booth v Rocky Dean. Coverage of the bout for the British Super Bantamweight title at York Hall. Booth won the belt with a stoppage of Mark Moran in April. Football Asia. Soccer news from the Far East. Time Of Our Lives. Former players reflect on their spells with Ipswich Town. Ladies European Tour Golf. Highlights. Football Asia. Soccer news from the Far East. Wild Spirits. Extreme sports action. Live International Womens Cricket. England v Australia. Coverage of the concluding overs of the second one-dayer of the five-match series, staged at the County Ground in Chelmsford. Poker. Action from the sixth season of the World Poker Tour, which visited various locations across the globe. NFL: Total Access. The world of the NFL. 6.30 F3 Euroseries. Highlights. Live Greyhound Racing. The William Hill Cesarewitch. Coverage of the prestigious meeting from Oxford, won last year by Lenson Joker, who went on to be crowned Greyhound of the Year. Thinking Tackle. Danny Fairbrass goes in search of the most popular coarse fish in the country. Sports Unlimited. Magazine programme rounding up offbeat activities. Thinking Tackle. The latest baits that have been putting carp on the bank in recent months. Ladies European Tour Golf. The AIB Ladies Irish Open. From Portmarnock Hotel & Golf Links. Premier League Bowls. Action from the Potters Leisure Resort in Norfolk, as six of the finest players in the world competed, with the winner picking up a lions share of the 40,000 prize money. Ocean Adventures. The latest surfing events. Mountain Bike World. Recent competitions. Strongest Man. The European Champions League. The prestigious meeting in Finland. Boxing. Luis Carlos Abregu v Irving Garcia. A chance to see the welterweight bout at the Chumash Casino in Santa Ynez, California, featuring the respective Argentinian and Puerto Rican fighters. Cavendishs Tour De France 2008. Mark Cavendishs stage-eight victory. Inside The Teams. A behind-the-scenes look at French motor car company Peugeot. 6.10 Premier League Football 7.15 Test Match Legends. The 2005 Ashes series. 7.50 Rugby Union. South Africa v British & Irish Lions in the First Test in 1997, staged at the Newlands Stadium in Cape Town. 9.25 An Aussie Goes Barmy. Actor Hugh Jackman challenges a friend to infiltrate the Barmy Army. Cricinfo: Inside the Ashes. Discussion. Test Match Legends. The First Test of the 2005 Ashes series. 11.35 Premier League Football entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 Virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVing g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Homers mother dies. The Simpsons. Bart rents a car. The Simpsons. Homer pawns the TV. The Simpsons. Homer forms a security group. House. The team treats an agoraphobic who refuses to leave his home. Hugh Laurie stars. Beverly Hills Cop III. Maverick cop Axel Foleys investigation into a colleagues murder leads him to a theme park. Comedy sequel, with Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold and Theresa Randle. The X Files. Part two of two. Emilys health grows steadily worse. Gillian Anderson stars. Star Trek: The Next Generation. Picard and Dr Crusher become telepathically linked. Chuck. Sarah must face her high school nemesis, Heather Chandler. Nicole Richie stars. The Life And Times Of Tim. Comedy. Room 101. Boris Johnson reveals his pet hates. 11.05 Sexcetera. A visit to a factory that produces bespoke sex dolls. Glastonbury 2009. Franz Ferdinands headline performance on the Other Stage. Make My Body Younger. A mother from Plymouth tries to get over her fear of fruits. Personal Affairs. Nicole considers giving romance a chance to blossom. EastEnders. Janine plays a joke on Amira. Bizarre ER. A door glazer who shot himself. Family Guy. Peter declares war. 11.25 Family Guy 11.50 Personal Affairs World News Today Yellowstone. The animals prepare for the coming winter by moving into the valleys to feed. The Pre Raphaelites: VictorianRevolutionaries TV Believe It Or Not. Part two of two. Sean Lock presents more hilarious TV clips. The Chasers War On Everything Flight Of The Conchords 10.55 Wallander. The disappearance of a policemans daughter is connected to a grisly murder. Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! USA. The end is in sight for the beleaguered contestants. Katie And Peter: Stateside. Peter organises a listening party for friends and family. About A Boy. A selfish womaniser learns a valuable lesson from a lonely youngster. Romantic comedy, starring Hugh Grant, Toni Collette, Nicholas Hoult and Rachel Weisz. Unbreakable. Drama, with Bruce Willis, Samuel L Jackson and Robin Wright Penn. 6.50 On The Buses 7.20 Rising Damp. Rigsby meets a mystic. 7.55 Agatha Christies Poirot. A restaurant customers abrupt change of diet intrigues Poirot. Sharpes Challenge. Warned of a threat to British interests in India, Wellington sends Sharpe to investigate. Sean Bean stars as Bernard Cornwells hero. 10.35 Sharpes Challenge. Conclusion. Sharpe and Harper find themselves forced to seek the help of old enemy Sgt Bickerstaff. Police Stop! Real-life footage of criminals and ordinary people behaving badly. The Professionals. Bodie and Doyle investigate an armed robbery and a kidnapping. Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. A terrified Neville is kidnapped and deposited at an empty house -- where he is greeted by Pru. 10.20 The Jerk. A white man adopted by a black family decides to leave home and becomes a financial success overnight. Comedy, starring Steve Martin. Hollyoaks. Jealousies flare on the camping trip. 7.35 My Name Is Earl. Jason Lee stars. Friends. Chandler meets an old flame. Friends. Monica applies for a job. Ugly Betty. Hildas romance with Coach Diaz becomes increasingly passionate. 9.55 Supersize Vs Superskinny. Two nurses trade diets. Christian Jessen and Anna Richardson present. Alan Carr: Chatty Man. With Jerry Springer and Martina Navratilova. 11.50 Big Brother Live Grand Designs. A Hereford couple build their first home in the centre of a historic village. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Come Dine With Me. Would-be hosts from Norwich compete in the culinary competition. True Stories: Pig Business. Tracy Worcester investigates pig farming, visiting America and Poland to meet people who believe their health has been affected. 11.40 Come Dine With Me 10 Years Younger US. Documentary. 10 Years Younger US. Makeover show. Britains Next Top Model. The contestants learn to tango. Plus, they face go-sees in the city. Ghost Whisperer. A ghost is determined to punish Melinda. Jennifer Love Hewitt stars. Eleventh Hour. A millionaires post mortem reveals the presence of two separate hearts. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. The CSIs discover the identity of the miniatures killer. dinnerladies. A table-clearing system leaves Bren cold. 7.40 Porridge. Betting fever sweeps the prison. 8.20 Only Fools And Horses. The Trotters mourn Grandad. Only Fools And Horses. A retired jeweller offers Del the deal of a lifetime. David Jason stars. Little Britain USA. Vicky Pollard arrives at boot camp. 10.35 Little Britain. Dafydd discovers Myfanwys secret. 11.15 Only Fools And Horses. Rodney wins a holiday in Majorca. Inspector Alleyn Mysteries. While investigating the murder of a model at a summer school for artists, Inspector Alleyn discovers a painter he met while on holiday. Patrick Malahide stars. New Tricks. A camera and film belonging to a man murdered in 1987 are found in a Soho pub toilet. Dennis Waterman stars. 10.20 New Tricks. Sandra loses her trust in the team when she discovers its members have withheld a secret about her father. 11.40 Silent Witness The King Of Queens. Arthur gets his way. The King Of Queens. Doug breaks the bed. Scrubs. JD plans a date with Dr Briggs. Scrubs. JD struggles with fatherhood. Two And A Half Men. Alan injures himself. Two And A Half Men. Jake gets into trouble. South Park. Wendy threatens Cartman. Sex And The City. Carrie is attracted to a club owner. 11.05 Sex And The City. Carrie has sex with Ray. 11.40 Two And A Half Men JAG. A soldier boasts about killing an Iraqi prisoner. David James Elliott stars. NCIS. Part one of two. The team reels in the wake of the terrorist attack. Mark Harmon stars. Family Guy. The Griffins celebrate Christmas. Family Guy. Brian looks after an old woman. Dexter. The forensics expert tries to outwit Miguel, but his adversary threatens to launch an investigation. 11.05 Nip/Tuck. Sean and Christian are blackmailed. Julian McMahon stars. Knight Rider. Mike goes undercover in a drag racing gang, hoping to crack a smuggling ring. Knight Rider. Knight Industries investigates a criminal couple. Justin Bruening stars. Dollhouse. Echo is drawn to a college where the entire student body has been affected by a drug. John Carpenters Vampires. A group of vampire slayers is targeted by a vengeful undead overlord, leading to a series of gore-soaked encounters. Horror thriller, starring James Woods. Mythbusters. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman tackle four experiments suggested by viewers. How Do They Do It? Creating Lego pieces. How Does That Work? Shock absorbers. Oil Strike! Following three men who are prepared to risk everything in the hopes of striking oil. Bear Grylls: Born Survivor. Bear roughs it in Patagonia to demonstrate survival techniques. Worlds Lost Tribes: The New Adventures Of Mark And Olly. Bidding farewell to the Mek. The Screaming Man. An investigation into the identity of a mummy in Cairo Museum. Killer Lakes. The hidden danger in an African lake that led to the deaths of 1,700 people. Giant Crystal Cave. A look at some of the worlds largest natural crystals in Mexico. Earth Under Water. The possibility that climate change will cause severe floods in the future. Megafactories. Exploring the site of combine harvester manufacturer John Deere. Extreme Trains. A look at Americas busiest passenger train, the Amtrak Empire Builder. Nostradamus: 500 Years Later. Part two of two. Profile of the medieval philosopher. Nostradamus 2012. Documentary investigating the French apothecarys prediction that the world will end in 2012 -- a date shared with Hopi elders and Mayan shamans. Extreme Trains. A look at Americas busiest passenger train, the Amtrak Empire Builder. Poldark. Caroline is reunited with Dwight, and George is dismayed by Agathas dying curse. Battleplan. The tactic of pre-emptive striking deployed in military conflict. Tales From The Green Valley. Making a wall. Tales From The Green Valley. Christmas arrives. Love And War. Bill Rose recalls being a prisoner. Love And War. A woman who remarried a GI. Poldark. Rosss heroism results in Caroline being reunited with Dwight, and George is dismayed. Strip Search. Fifteen men compete. Strip Search. The men receive ballet lessons. Confessions Of A Matchmaker Confessions Of A Matchmaker Bridezillas. Behind the scenes with women planning their weddings. Gail Porter Laid Bare. Following Gail Porter coming to terms with losing her hair from alopecia. Girl Friday. Joanna Lumley attempts to survive on a desert island off Madagascar. Who Do You Think You Are? Actor David Tennant sets out to trace his Scottish roots. Dog Borstal. Mic Martin tackles a Newfoundland that likes to throw its weight around. Coast. Neil Oliver investigates why the Victorian Channel Tunnel was never finished. Who Do You Think You Are? Actress Julia Sawalha traces her roots to Jordan. Traffic Cops. Combating vehicle thefts. Traffic Cops. Joy-riding in South Yorkshire. Wild Weather. Donal MacIntyre investigates the worlds most extreme weather conditions. The Nile. Part two of three. How the Ethiopian Highlands are the source of the rivers floods. Natural World. Examining strikingly human-like behaviour patterns in other primates. Tribe. Explorer Bruce Parry visits the Matis people of the Amazon rainforest. Around The World In 80 Gardens. 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