London Lite Monday, 29 June 2009 23 TELEVISION Filmchoice FILM RATINGS excellent very good good average poor KEY (R)repeat (S)subtitles on text service The Departed Film4, 9pm (2006) ITS hard to work out whos double crossing who in this superb film from director Martin Scorsese. Billy Costigan is an undercover cop who has infiltrated the gang of a crime boss. The only trouble for Costigan is that the crime boss has a mole who has infiltrated the police force. Stars Jack Nicholson and Matt Damon, pictured, and Leonardo DiCaprio. Henry V Channel 4, 3.45am (1944) FEAR not! You dont have to have seen the four previous Henry films. This is an epic film version of Shakespeares tale, directed by and starring Laurence Olivier, above. It starts as a play in The Globe and morphs into an epic portrayal of the Battle Of Agincourt. The battle scenes are incredible and Oliviers delivery is, well, Shakespearean. Mission: Impossible 2 ITV2, 9pm (2000) THANDIE NEWTON and Tom Cruise, above, star in this action adventure set in Australia. A spy has to persuade a girl to help him in his mission. But how far will she go to do that, and how will it affect their growing relationship? If you get the feeling of dj vu while watching this film, its probably because Notorious (1946) has virtually the same plot. Wimbledon ITV1, 10.35pm (2004) TV BOSSES have clearly fallen into the trap of thinking: Wimbledons on, so lets air the film of the same name. Its a pity, then, that the film is so poor. Kirsten Dunst and Paul Bettany, above, have to wade through some diabolical dialogue... and even the tennis action is unbelievable. What starts off as a promising romcom doesnt have enough rom or com to carry it over the net. STEPHEN MARR BBC2 ITV1 Channel 4 Five 10.30 This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women (S). With Beverley Craven and Lorna Luft. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (S). 1.55 London News And Weather (S). 2.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (R,S). 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge (S). Merrilees Parker and Martin Blunos compete. 3.59 London Weather (S). 4.00 Midsomer Murders (R,S). Part two. Investigations continue into a society beautys death. 5.00 The Chase (S). New series. Bradley Walsh presents as four contestants answer questions and work as a team to take on ruthless quiz genius the Chaser. 6.00 London Tonight (S); Weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News (S); Weather. 7.00 Emmerdale (S). Diane is heartbroken when Andy is forced to leave Butlers Farm, Carl tries to summon enthusiasm about Lexis baby shopping trip, and Doug is furious to learn he has been sacked. 7.30 Coronation Street (S). Rosie enjoys the attention her new wealth brings after splashing out on a car. Kevin and Molly stop fighting their mutual attraction. See Soap Box 8.00 Airline (R,S). 7/10. Luton manager Leo takes pity on a passenger desperate to get home following the death of her mother. 8.30 Coronation Street (S). Sally unwittingly gives Kevin and Molly the chance to get together. Tony is furious to learn of Rosies investment in Underworld, and a jealous David witnesses Tina kissing Jason. See Soap Box 9.00 Sally Anne Bowman -- Murder On The Doorstep: Real Crime (S). In 2005, teenage model Sally Anne Bowman was stabbed to death. The initial investigation cast suspicion on her boyfriend, who had driven her home, but DNA evidence and a chance incident led to the capture of chef Mark Dixie, who was convicted of the murder in 2008. See Ben Felsenburg 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (S). 10.30 London News And Weather (S). 10.35 Wimbledon (S,HD) (2004). A British tennis player at the end of his career meets a rising American female champion and falls head over heels in love with her. Romantic drama, with Kirsten Dunst and Paul Bettany. See Film Choice 12.20 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime (R). Documentary following police officers in their never-ending fight against crime. 1.15 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime (R); ITV News Headlines. 2.10 Loose Women (R). The presenters are joined by actor Lorna Luft and singer-songwriter Beverley Craven, who performs her hit Promise Me. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). The host invites his guests to air their differences over relationship issues. 3.50 ITV Nightscreen. Guide to ITV programmes. 5.30 ITV Morning News (S). Leo Jones 8pm, Airline 10.30 Animal Park (R,S). 11.30 Daily Politics (S). 12.00 Wimbledon 2009 (S,HD). Day seven at the All England Championships. Coverage continues on BBC1. 3.25 Martha Speaks (S). 3.35 Raven: The Dragons Eye (R,S). 4.05 Beat The Boss (R,S). 4.35 MI High (R,S). 5.05 Newsround (S). 5.10 Trapped (R,S). 5.40 Shaun The Sheep (R,S). 5.50 Wimbledon 2009 (S,HD). Sue Barker introduces live coverage of the closing stages of day seven at the All England Club, as the fourth round of the mens and ladies singles draws is scheduled to conclude. 6.00 Wimbledon 2009 continues. 8.00 Today At Wimbledon (S,HD). John Inverdale introduces highlights from day seven of the All England Championship, as the second week began with fourth-round matches in the mens and ladies singles draws. Top seeds Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal, were both comfortable winners at this stage last year, seeing off Lleyton Hewitt and Mikhail Youzhny respectively. 9.00 The Supersizers Eat (S). 3/6. Giles Coren and Sue Perkins begin a week of Fifties food with a meal of horse meat and canned salmon, before being joined by Anthea Turner to celebrate the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II. While Giles manages a car showroom, Sue tries her hand at being a housewife, and the pair learn to dance with Bruce Welch. See Ben Felsenburg 10.00 Have I Got News For You (R,S). 6/9. Al Murray guest hosts the satirical current affairs quiz, with regular team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton joined by panellists Germaine Greer and Mark Watson. 10.30 Newsnight (S). Analysis of the days events, presented by Jeremy Paxman. Followed by Weather. 11.20 The Wire (S). 4/12. Colvin has little success convincing area drug dealers to relocate to his designated free zones. Carcetti reveals his plans to run for mayor, and Avon sails through his parole hearing, while Daniels tells McNulty about his relationship with Pearlman. Continues on Wednesday. 12.20 BBC News (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone: Schools: Languages And Travel: Italianissimo. Guide to daily life in Italy, including Rome and Florence. John Inverdale 8pm, Today At Wimbledon 11.00 Desperate Housewives (R,S,HD). 12.00 News At Noon (S). 12.30 Life Begins Again (R,S). 1.35 Film: Very Important Person (S) (1961). An Allied scientist is sent to a PoW camp, where he develops an audacious plan to escape. Second World War comedy, with James Robertson Justice. 3.25 Countdown (S). 4.15 Deal Or No Deal (S). Beat-the-banker game show. 5.00 Coach Trip (S). The group enjoys musical treats in Vienna. 5.30 Celebrity Come Dine With Me (R,S,HD). Former footballer Rodney Marsh hosts a dinner party. 6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 18/23. Homer, Marge and the kids fall asleep and dream they are characters from the Old Testament. 6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Rhys feels down on his luck when the chances of a reconciliation with Hayley look out of reach. Hannah humiliates Ash. 7.00 News (S). 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: Art Against The Odds (S). 1/4. New series. A look at the artists entering the Royal Academy Summer Exhibition. Ken Howard offers an insiders perspective on the show. 8.00 Madonna And Mercy: What Really Happened? (S). Malawis Supreme Court of Appeal recently overturned an earlier ruling and approved Madonnas adoption of Mercy James. This documentary, filmed prior to the verdict, follows journalist Jacques Peretti as he travels through Malawi to find out why the case polarised opinion around the world. 9.00 Inside Natures Giants (S,HD). 1/4. New series. Dissection, CGI and wildlife photography reveal the anatomical secrets of extraordinary animal species, beginning with an explanation of an elephants anatomy. Veterinary scientist Mark Evans, biologist Simon Watts and evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins oversee the process. See Ben Felsenburg 10.00 Big Brother (S). Highlights from the housemates past 24 hours inside the Big Brother compound as cameras observe their every move. 11.10 Wife Swap (R,S). 4/11. A professional acrobat from Sheffield exchanges families with a classroom assistant from Worcester. 12.10 4Music: 4Play: Ronson Presents The Rumble Strips (S). Profile of the Devon indie rockers. 12.25 4Music: 4Play: Moby (S). Profile of the musician. 12.40 4Music: Album Chart Show: The Enemy Special (R,S,HD). The band perform. 1.10 Big Brother Live. 3.45 Film: Henry V (S) (1944). Drama, starring Laurence Olivier. See Film Choice Madonna 8pm, Madonna And Mercy... 10.45 Trisha Goddard (R,S). 11.45 House Doctor (R,S). 12.15 House Doctor (R,S). 12.45 Five News (S). 12.55 Wordplay (S). 1.45 Neighbours (S). Sass unwittingly puts lives in danger. 2.15 Home And Away (S). Tony puts his plan into action. 2.50 Wordplay Plus (S). Quiz show. 3.10 Film: Devil Winds (S) (2003). A storm chaser-turned-cop faces up to his fears when a giant tornado sweeps through Oklahoma. Adventure, starring Joe Lando and Nicole Eggert. 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky (S). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S). 6.00 Home And Away (R,S). Tony puts his plan into action. 6.30 Zoo Days (R,S). 11/20. A giant African spurred tortoise has an operation to treat a leg problem and hand-reared cheetah cub Katavi accompanies Colchester Zoo director Anthony to work. 7.00 Five News At 7 (S). 7.30 How Do They Do It? (R,S). Robert Llewellyn learns about the mass manufacture of aluminium cans. He also witnesses the construction of the first steam locomotive to be built in Britain for more than 40 years and discovers how golf clubs are made. Followed by Five News Update. 8.00 Fifth Gear (S). Jason Plato pits the Mini Cooper Cabriolet against the Mazda MX-5, and Tim Shaw tries out the latest concept in car maintenance at a garage where equipment is supplied but customers do the work themselves. Jonny Smith is joined by Most Haunteds Derek Acorah for a ride in the Ghostbusters ambulance. Followed by Five News At 9. 9.00 Build A New Life In The Country (S). 3/8. A couple move from Wigan to the Lancashire countryside, where they plan to transform a Grade II-listed windmill and an Eighties house into a family home. While Ian works long hours at a law firm, Elpi takes on the role of project manager -- but becomes disillusioned with the conversion when the budget runs out. 10.00 Identity (S) (2003). Ten strangers find themselves stranded together in a remote hotel when a storm hits. However, they soon start to suspect they have not been brought together by coincidence, and when a series of murders begins, they must work out if one of them is the killer. Murder mystery, starring John Cusack and Ray Liotta. Including Five News Update. 11.50 Bulletproof (S) (1996). A cop joins forces with a small-time car thief to nail a drug baron who wants them both dead. Comedy, starring Adam Sandler, Damon Wayans, James Caan and Kristen Wilson. 1.30 NASCAR. The Lenox Industrial Tools 301. 2.25 US PGA Tour Golf. The Travelers Championship. 3.15 FIM Motocross. From Teutschenthal, Germany. 4.10 UEFA Cup Classics (R). 4.20 NBA 360. 5.10 Neighbours (R,S). 5.35 Home And Away (R,S). 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