SATELLITE Freeview Lite choiceFilm London Lite Friday, 26 June 2009 31 skypremiere skycomedy skyaction/thriLLer skyFamiLy skydrama skysci-Fi/horror skyscreen1/hd skyscreen2/hd tcm FiLm4 skyindie 5.20 Mongol: The Rise To Power Of Genghis Khan 35MM. News from the world of film. Mamma Mia! A former singer is reunited with three old flames thanks to her daughter. Musical comedy, starring Meryl Streep, Pierce Brosnan, Julie Walters and Colin Firth. American Pie 2. The hapless teenagers hope to broaden their sexual horizons over the course of a summer. Comedy sequel, starring Jason Biggs and Chris Klein. 11.50 Shine A Light 6.15 Housesitter. With Steve Martin, Goldie Hawn, Dana Delany and Donald Moffat. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. A man takes a holiday in Hawaii after a break-up, only to find his ex staying at the same resort. With Jason Segel, Kristen Bell and Russell Brand. Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay. The stoner duo are falsely accused of being terrorists and sent to the infamous prison camp. With John Cho and Kal Penn. 6.45 Die Hard With A Vengeance. Maverick cop John McClane pursues a mysterious terrorist holding New York to ransom. With Bruce Willis, Samuel L Jackson and Jeremy Irons. Die Hard 4.0. Tough cop John McClane goes on the trail of a criminal mastermind plotting a technological terror attack. With Bruce Willis, Timothy Olyphant, Justin Long and Maggie Q. 11.10 Predator. With Arnold Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers. 6.15 Addams Family Values. Comedy sequel, with Anjelica Huston and Raul Julia. Shrek The Third. The ogre must find the heir to the throne before the Prince Charming takes over the kingdom. Animation, with the voice of Mike Myers. 9.40 Spider-Man 3. The webslinging hero turns his face towards the dark side as he comes under the influence of a sinister alien parasite. Fantasy, starring Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst and James Franco. 6.00 The Illusionist. With Edward Norton, Paul Giamatti, Jessica Biel and Rufus Sewell. The Mexican. A petty crook finds himself in a very tricky situation when he tries to smuggle a cursed gun from Mexico into America for his Mob boss. With Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts and James Gandolfini. 10.10 We Own The Night. A nightclub managers loyalties are torn between his policeman father and his criminal clientele. With Joaquin Phoenix and Mark Wahlberg. 5.25 The Last Mimzy 7.15 The Avengers. Secret agents John Steed and Emma Peel face a dastardly villain with a plan to control the weather. With Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman. Transformers. A teenage boy finds himself embroiled in a long-running war between two factions of shape-changing giant robots, who are both on planet Earth to locate a cube which grants infinite power to the owner. With Shia LaBeouf. 11.25 Hannibal. With Anthony Hopkins. 6.00 The Water Horse: Legend Of The Deep. Fantasy, with Alex Etel and Emily Watson. The Game Plan. An American football superstars carefree existence is shattered when an eight- year-old girl claims to be his daughter. Comedy, starring Dwayne Johnson and Madison Pettis. St Trinians. When a girls boarding school is threatened with closure, the pupils hatch a plan to save the day. Comedy, starring Rupert Everett. 11.45 Austin Powers: The Spy Who S*****d Me 6.45 McCabe And Mrs Miller. A gunfighter sets up a string of lavish brothels in a boom town and falls for an opium-smoking madam. Western, starring Warren Beatty and Julie Christie. National Treasure: Book Of Secrets. Archaeologist Ben Gates embarks on a globetrotting mission to clear his ancestors of involvement in the Lincoln assassination. Adventure, with Nicolas Cage and Helen Mirren. 11.10 Cloverfield. Thriller, starring Michael Stahl-David and Lizzy Caplan. 6.55 The Gumball Rally. A wealthy man launches a madcap car race from New York to California. Comedy, starring Michael Sarrazin, Tim McIntire, Raul Julia and Gary Busey. Tin Cup. A burnt-out golfer tries to win the heart of the woman he loves by defeating her boyfriend at the US Open. Comedy drama from Bull Durham director Ron Shelton, starring Kevin Costner, Rene Russo, Don Johnson, Cheech Marin and Linda Hart. 11.45 The Rain People 6.45 Corrina, Corrina. A housekeeper helps a traumatised girl to cope with her mothers death. Drama, starring Whoopi Goldberg, Ray Liotta, Tina Majorino and Don Ameche. Forrest Gump. The tale of a simple soul who bumbles through a strange series of adventures, which lead to him becoming a football star, national hero and millionaire businessman. Comedy drama, starring Tom Hanks, Sally Field and Robin Wright Penn. 11.40 Reindeer Games. Thriller. 5.55 Control. Drama, starring Sam Riley, Joe Anderson and Samantha Morton. Mumford. A man assumes a false identity and helps the residents of a small town in need of a psychologists services. Comedy drama, starring Loren Dean and Hope Davis. Fargo. A pregnant cop stumbles across a strange kidnapping plot while investigating a series of seemingly motiveless murders. Thriller, starring Frances McDormand. 11.45 Crash movies 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm Lily allen, 7pm, BBc3 Vernon kay, 7pm, itV2 Jeremy irons, 7pm, Blighty tina malone, 8pm, sky1 demi moore, 9pm, Bio dean cain, 10pm, Living skysports1 skysports2 skysports3 skysportsxtra eurosport espncLassic Live European Under-21s Championship Football. Italy v Germany (Kick-off 7.45pm). All the action from the second semi-final at the Olympia Stadium in Helsingborg, Sweden, featuring the Group A winners against the Group B runners-up. The Italians topped their group with a 3-1 win over Belarus in their remaining round-robin fixture. Time Of Our Lives. Former West Ham United players reflect on their careers. Speedway. The British Grand Prix. 5.30 Live Twenty20 Cup Cricket. Gloucestershire Gladiators v Somerset Sabres. This evenings Midlands/Wales/West match comes from the County Ground in Bristol. Speedway. The British Grand Prix. Ocean Race. The latest events from the race. Tight Lines. Keith Arthur hosts the weekly fishing show, which includes a studio guest. Twenty20 Cup Cricket. Action from Gloucestershire Gladiators v Somerset Sabres. 3.25 Live International Cricket. West Indies v India. The opening one-dayer of the four-match series comes from Sabina Park in Kingston, Jamaica. India were given a rough ride on their last tour of the Windies in 2006, losing their series 4-1. The teams met twice on this ground and shared a win apiece, with Rahul Dravid starring for the Indians in a victory and Ramnaresh Sarwans 98 proving just enough to give the Windies a one-run win. WWE: Late Night -- Smackdown Tight Lines. Keith Arthur hosts the fishing show, which includes features from around the world. Golf Night. Di Stewart and Robert Lee review the latest tournaments from around the world. Plus, updates on the days scoring, interviews with players making the headlines and a preview of forthcoming events. European Seniors Tour Golf. The PGA Seniors Championship. From De Vere Slaley Hall. NFL: Total Access. The world of the NFL. Strongest Man. The European Champions League. Action from Finland. Live Boxing. Dennis Bakhtov v Steffan Kretschmann. Coverage of the bout for the PABA Heavyweight title at the Hermann-Neuberger-Halle in Volklingen, Germany. World Rally Championship Poker. Action from the Partouche Tour, the largest tournament to take place in Europe. World Rally Championship 6.05 Decade of Great Premiership Goals 7.10 Bothams Ashes. Ian Bothams part in the 1981 Ashes Test series. 8.15 Strikers: Cyrille Regis. The former West Bromwich Albion player. 8.50 The Ashes 1986/87. Australia v England. 9.25 The Invincibles. South Africa v British & Irish Lions from 1974. Cricinfo: Inside the Ashes The Ashes 1986/87. Australia v England. 11.35 UEFA Cup Football entertainment channels 7.00Pm 7.30Pm 8.00Pm 8.30Pm 9.00Pm 9.30Pm 10.00Pm 10.30Pm 11.00Pm 11.30Pm discoVery nat.geographic history yesterday Bio BLighty eden sky1 Virgin1 BBc3 BBc4 itV2 itV3 itV4 e4 more4 LiVing g.o.L.d. aLiBi comedycentraL Fx sci-Fi The Simpsons. Marge visits a country club. The Simpsons. Homer contemplates suicide. Guinness World Records Smashed! Tina Malone and Alice Barry compete. Last in the series. Ross Kemp In Search Of Pirates. Investigating piracy in Southeast Asia. Last in the series. Martina Coles The Take. Little Freddie reveals his sadistic side by orchestrating a showdown. Martina Cole: Girls In Gangs LA. The crime author investigates young women in gangs. The X Files. A Frankenstein-like monster roams the isolated communities of rural America. Star Trek: The Next Generation. Datas dream turns into a nightmare for the rest of the crew. Star Trek: Voyager. Feature-length episode. Voyager ventures through Borg territory in search of an elusive spatial passage, but finds danger lurking at every turn. Kate Mulgrew stars. The Life And Times Of Tim. Animation. The Life And Times Of Tim. Animation. Glastonbury 2009. Coverage of the annual music event in Somerset begins with performances by Lily Allen and Lady GaGa, making her Glastonbury debut. Edith Bowman and Reggie Yates present. Glastonbury 2009. The Ting Tings perform live. Presented by Edith Bowman and Reggie Yates. EastEnders. Patrick tells the truth. Glastonbury 2009. The music event in Somerset continues, with live sets by Other Stage headliners Bloc Party and Doves on the John Peel Stage. World News Today In Search Of Englands Green And Pleasant Land Mendelssohn, The Nazis And Me. How the composers family suffered under the Third Reich. Glastonbury 2009. Mark Radcliffe introduces a performance by ska group the Specials. Soul Britannia. The history of British soul music from the late Sixties to the early Eighties. The Chasers War On Everything. Sketch show. Flight Of The Conchords All Star Family Fortunes. Game show, hosted by Vernon Kay. 7.45 Creature Comforts Supersize Teens: Cant Stop Eating. Two morbidly obese teenagers undergo surgery. Americas Got Talent. The Las Vegas callback continues, as more acts perform in the hope of impressing the judges. Jerry Springer hosts. Katie And Peter: Stateside. The album is almost completed so Peter organises a listening party. Coronation Street. Ted bans David from the trial. 6.55 On The Buses. Reg Varney stars. 7.25 Rising Damp. Miss Jones poses as Rigsbys wife. Agatha Christies Poirot. A man receives letters threatening to kidnap his son. David Suchet stars. Life. A university social experiment examining the best way to run a prison goes wrong. The Gathering Storm. Drama about Winston Churchills pre-war years and struggle to alert the British people to the threat posed by the Nazis. With Albert Finney. 11.50 Cadfael Cycling. The final Tour Series event of the season from Southend-on-Sea. The Professionals. Three killings leave the team baffled. Drama, starring Martin Shaw. Real Prison Breaks. The story of John McVicar, who broke out of jail in England. Alone In The Dark. A detective working for an agency specialising in the paranormal tries to find his friends murderer. Horror, starring Christian Slater, Tara Reid and Stephen Dorff. Hollyoaks. Theresas plans are thwarted. My Name Is Earl. Joy makes a decision. Friends. Phoebe and Chandler make a pact. Friends. Chandler indulges in an affair. Supernanny. Jo Frost is enlisted to tame four-year- old twins capable of sustaining a tantrum for hours. 10.05 Wife Swap. A hairdresser exchanges families with a self-confessed lazy mother. 11.05 Big Brothers Big Mouth. Comments and views on the latest eviction. Grand Designs. A couple build an ecologically friendly dream house in Cumbria. More4 News. Alex Thomson presents. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart A Million Pound Place In The Sun. With former Tottenham Hotspur footballer Jason Cundy. Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. A man has all memories of his former girlfriend erased from his mind -- with unexpected consequences. Drama, with Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet. 10 Years Younger US. Documentary. 10 Years Younger US. Makeover show. Army Wives. Trevor struggles with his new- found status as a hero. Drew Fuller stars. Criminal Minds. A series of people die while undergoing exorcism to rid them of evil spirits. CSI: Miami. The team tries to solve the murder of a teenage boy. Dean Cain guest stars. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Hodges analyses the replica crime scene cases. dinnerladies. The crew prepare for the millennium dinner. 7.40 Porridge. Godber starts work on another O-level course. 8.20 Only Fools And Horses. A disaster befalls the Trotters. Victoria Wood At The Albert Hall. The comedian performs her award-winning stand-up show in front of an audience at the Royal Albert Hall. The gig features Victorias ruminations on everything from Disneyland to her hysterectomy. The Likely Lads. First-ever episode. Dalziel & Pascoe. Newlyweds Ellie and Pascoe leave for their honeymoon, so Dalziel decides to take a break of his own in East Anglia, where he indulges in a fling with a local widow. Taggart. McVitie has a heart attack and Jim is promoted to Acting Superintendent in his absence, but doesnt take kindly to the extra responsibility -- or being accused of benefiting from someone elses misfortune. Mark McManus and James Macpherson star. 11.45 Taggart The King Of Queens. Leah Remini stars. The King Of Queens. Doug admits he lies. Scrubs. Dr Cox insults Dr Kelsos son. Scrubs. The Janitor locks JD in the water tower. South Park. Cartman contracts a disease. South Park. The boys meet Britney Spears. South Park. The kids try out a new drug. South Park. Canada goes on general strike. The Sarah Silverman Program 11.30 Brendan Burns: I Suppose This Is Offensive Now JAG. Harms naval commission is reinstated when a backlog of cases builds up. NCIS. Tony opens a mysterious letter and is infected with a virus. Michael Weatherly stars. NCIS. A robbery days before Christmas is linked to a past murder case. Mark Harmon stars. Dexter. The forensics expert tries to outwit Miguel, but his adversary threatens to launch an investigation. 11.05 Testees. Ron and Peter are blinded. 11.35 American Dad! Thunderbirds. Scott and Virgil try to save a family trapped in a blazing shopping centre. Medium. Allison has a series of vivid nightmares about the same day. Patricia Arquette stars. Heroes. Sylar decides a visit to Claire could give him a boost. Hayden Panettiere stars. Heroes. Sylars war against the Company has unforeseen consequences. Zachary Quinto stars. The Fast And The Furious. Thriller, starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker and Michelle Rodriguez. Mythbusters. The team looks at survival, and revisits the question of what is bullet-proof. How Do They Do It? Microchips. How Does That Work? Exhaust systems. Destroyed In Seconds. An ATV crash. Destroyed In Seconds. A multiple pile-up. Showdown: Air Combat. A look at fighter planes the P-38 Lightning and the Zero. Worlds Lost Tribes: The New Adventures Of Mark And Olly. The villagers build a bridge. Mail Order Brides. A couple reveal how they make money from matchmaking. Salvage Code Red. The storm-damaged wreck of the Napoli in the English Channel. Air Crash Investigation. How passengers of Air France Flight 358 escaped death in 2005. Air Crash Investigation. How British Airways Flight 009 avoided disaster in June 1982. Monster Fish Of The Amazon. Rare and endangered South American fish. Extreme Trains. A look at the Union Pacifics refrigeration locomotive. Gestapo. The role of the secret police force in the final stages of the Second World War. The Lost Evidence. The Allies battle with the Afrika Korps in November 1942. The World At War. The blackouts which plunged Britain into darkness during the Second World War. 11.05 The Last Days Of World War Two. Chronicling the last six months of the war. Poldark. George arranges a marriage between Morwenna and the Rev Whitworth. Battleplan. Three examples of military sieges, including the Nazi attack on Leningrad. The Somme: From Defeat To Victory. Drama-documentary exploring the battle. Secrets Of World War Two. Art thefts by the Nazis during the Second World War. Poldark. George arranges a marriage between Morwenna and the Rev Whitworth. Parking Wars. Handing out fines in Philadelphia. Parking Wars. Impounding vehicles. Halle Berry. Profile of the first African-American to win the Oscar for Best Actress. Demi Moore. The life and career of the actor, who hit the big time with her role in Ghost. Julia Roberts. Profile of the actor whose long career in movies eventually led to an Oscar. Catherine Zeta-Jones. Profile of the actor, who starred in Chicago and Oceans Twelve. Who Do You Think You Are? Oscar-winning actor Jeremy Irons explores his ancestry. Dog Borstal. Mic Martin takes on a spoilt pooch with a penchant for pink outfits. Coast. Why the island of Mingulay in the Outer Hebrides was abandoned in 1912. Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity cook Nigella Lawson explores her roots. Traffic Cops. Driving without insurance. Traffic Cops. The night shift in South Yorkshire. Horizon. The threat posed by a geological structure underneath the Pacific Ocean. Natural World. Cameraman Martyn Colbeck reveals the story of two elephant calves. Wild China. Examining the heartland of the country, home to the Great Wall. Himalaya With Michael Palin. The adventurer travels along the Yangtze river into China. 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