This is Londons MESSAGEBOARDemail your views to or log on to 16 Friday, 26 June 2009 London Lite Packages currently 16.50 - 46 a month. Some prices will increase from 1/9/09. Also due to VAT change from 1/11/10 Sky packages increase by 50p. Saving based on recommended retail price of 99 for a Sky+ box for new customers. *There will be a one-off cost for your Managing Agent for the earth bonding of the Shared Dish equipment by a qualified electrician of their choice. For 16.50pmth, you can choose any 1 Entertainment Pack, Sky Broadband Base (0) with Sky Talk Freetime (0). Free Sky+ offer: Only available to new customers taking a Sky TV subscription. Shared Dish: Installation of Skys Shared Dish is subject to your Managing Agents agreement and is suitable for blocks with less than 48 flats and up to 3 storeys. Set up: Non-standard set-up may cost extra. Sky+: Sky+ functionality requires a Sky+ subscription (free for Sky TV customers, or 9.75pmth) and two satellite feeds. General: Your Sky box(es) must be connected to a fixed telephone line for 12 months. You must get any consents required (e.g. landlords). Minimum Sky TV/Sky+ subscriptions 12 months. You must be 18 years or over. Prices subject to change. Channels/programmes and prices shown apply to customers paying by Direct Debit. For continuous debit/credit card mandate, 50p monthly charge applies. Information only applies to residential customers in UK, Channel Islands and Isle of Man. Further terms apply. Calls cost 5ppm (plus up to 8p connection fee) for BT customers. Calls from other providers may vary. Correct at 25 June 2009. Call 08442 411 341 To get your free Sky box by 23 July Free Sky box in your flat when you join Sky TV* Quality Sky TV to suit you Create your own Sky TV package to enjoy with Sky and only pay for the type of TV you want to watch, not what you dont. Choose from one of our 6 Entertainment Packs currently from 16.50 a month and each additional pack is just 1 extra a month Variety Childrens Style & Culture Knowledge Music News & Events Get all main freeview and terrestrial channels Special installation service for flats Our Shared Dish can serve the whole building (subject to survey) and its free* when four flats in your block register for Sky TV Well work with you to register other residents and liaise with your Managing Agent to get everything set up Now you have until 23 July to join Sky TV with 30 standard set - up and you can get a free Sky box thats a saving of 99. Sky is so easy to use, itll change the way you watch TV forever. Offer extended to 23 July Save 99 Rewind live TV and never miss a thing Pause live TV, not your life Record selected series automatically Record an average of 40 hours without tapes or timers Believe in better *Plus pay 30 standard set-up I HEARD a rumour that skinny dipping is allowed at Tooting Bec Lido before 7am, is this true? Anyone fancy a dip? Swimmer, SW16 HELP! Unwanted stalker on train, old, smelly and insists on sitting next to me every night, Ive even swapped carriages! Suggestions very welcome! Trapped, SW1 MY MATE got his phone stolen at Bloc Party gig and now thinks Im rubbing it in by texting the Lite! Harsh? MarcnJack, DA1 MC (Txts, Wed): most annoying passengers? Those who surreptitiously place their rubbish on carriage floor. Litterbugs, no matter how you conceal it! Nick, TW9 SUCH beautiful warm days and you people are wearing long pants! Do as we Aussies do -- wear shorts and a pair of thongs. Comfy! James, Archway YES, Im wearing my suit jacket on the train, yes I am very hot and yes I have gone past the point of no return of avoiding disco pits -- hence the jacket! Thynne79, CM2 DAVE (Txts, Thur): the French say zero in tennis for the same reason we do not say egg. Bruce, BR2 WHO else loved yesterdays pic of Madonnas old lady hands? Just call me a bitch. Jax, BR3 NO DIMPLES (Txts, Thur): My lovely hubby has chin AND cheek dimples! Does that make him triply attractive?! I think so! Lucky, TW1 OVERHEARD on train: Texting is for people who cant afford phone calls. Is it true? Megan, GU14 SABRINA (Txts, Thur): Andy Murray is ALWAYS The Scot, winning or otherwise. Hamilton and Button ALWAYS The Brit never The Englishman. Confused, SW19 I HAVE porridge mixed with honey nut cornflakes. Mmm. Any other weird breakfast combinations? Michael, BR3 IM A lady of the Victoria line, so smile at me if you want me to smile! Plus I have dimples! Amy, Epsom HAS anyone seen any brightly decorated kangaroos that have appeared? Whats it all in aid of? Roo confused, SW17 THE guy on the swine flu advert looks just like Dr Cox from the TV show Scrubs! Any other weird lookalikes out there? Andrew, TN6 FLATMATE went into my room, took my laptop and didnt ask! Still annoyed! Should I put a lock on my door? Irritated, NW1 PUzzLED (Txts, Thur): how do you know bike takers were legit? Did they have yellow jerkins? Can get them anywhere to look official. Jez, London Is Ronald Biggs still dangerous? NOTHING stands up to Glastonbury. It may be losing some of its uniqueness now but Id prefer it to the bland commercialism of Reading and Leeds every year. Travis, EC3 GLASTONBURYS great but people should try out some of the foreign festivals. Exit festival in Serbia is hedonism on a plate! Kearney, Forest Hill THE problem with festivals is that theyve all got the same acts. Theres only so many times you can listen to the same band. I remember when Glastonbury stood out from the crowd. Tamara J, Kensington GLASTONBURY is my favourite festival. The streets around Primrose Hill are never quieter than when all the young luvvies head off for their yearly trip! Vance, Nunhead SOUTHEASTERN TRAINS is proposing to cut services and shorten trains to Hastings. But its OK, were relieved to know there will be more opportunity to catch a high- speed train to France! I want to go home, not travel to Europe every day. Heath, Hastings MARIA SHARAPOVA does not seem like a sportswoman anymore, just a model. But If you could earn millions more by posing, without having to graft, wed all do it! Derek, Herne Hill Another thing WhatisyourtributetoJackson?AreBritsinclimatechangedenial? Is Glasto the best music festival? Getitoff your txtYour mobile moans To be considered for publication, texts must be submitted with name and address or postcode. Please restrict messages to 25 WORDS. Thanks. >>Text TELLUS to 65800 followed by a space and your messageEach text costs 25p plus standard network charges >>Text LL TELLUS to 65400 Terms apply. See R ONNIE BIGGS only came back to Britain after squandering all the cash he stole in the Great Train Robbery in 1963. He did not serve anywhere near his sentence and parole officers are right to warn that he poses a risk of becoming involved with criminals on release-- even if he is very ill. He spent some of the best years of his life as a free man when he ought not to have. C Black, London ITS ironic that they are reluctant to let a 79-year-old dying man out of prison on parole but theyll quite happily let murderers and rapists out to commit further crimes after having served a fraction of their sentences. Bob, Cheam THE train driver Jack Mills died, his family says as a result of being beaten with a crowbar by the so-called Great Train Robbers. Until they apolo- gise to his family there should be no sympathy. Libby, Lambeth THE parole board isnt a charity case. Its purpose is to judge whether a persons attitude to crime has changed, and in Biggss case it clearly hasnt. The issue of his health doesnt even come into it. Leah, UB4 BIGGS came from nothing and saw how the greedy elite stole from the taxpayers. He was never a danger. He just stole from the wrong people. Gerald, London WE arent being harsh enough. He is receiving medical care at a cost of 37,500 a year. This man has been sunning himself in Brazil for the last 30 years and has contributed nothing to society. F Veiga, Stepney JUST because he is white and has a cockney accent people seem to view Biggs as some sort of roman- tic hero, like the Kray twins. In reality hes another greedy thug. Laura U, Angel ONCE hes out, just wait for the TV chat shows, PR representation by Max Clifford and a good laugh at what naughty boys they were. Haskey, SE1 Textpoll Q: Was Jacko under too much pressure? OurlastresultShould hovel house MPs resign? 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